Crowley Shifting Into Protective Husband Mode

Saw someone talking about a steddie au where Eddie is a baby gay & Steve is an All In Ally (until he realises he’s bi and then he’s just a know it all queers and generally knows a lot about the community to support Robin

And I was thinking how funny it would be if, as a kind of role-reversal to the common fanon interpretation, Steve saw the hankie and knows what flagging is & is nervous to ask Eddie out cause he’s not really into that (I personally think he’s still too traumatised from the Russian Base to be into any kinda bdsm stuff but that’s just me) but he likes Eddie a lot so he’s not gonna stop flirting with him over a little difference of preference

So then once they finally get together and kiss and they’re talking afterwards, Steve gets all awkward and Eddie doesn’t understand why, and Steve starts rambling about how he’s not really into that and Eddie is so confused until Steve points to the handkerchief and says “You’re flagging” and Eddie asks what that even means and so Steve (who is definitely laughing now, but trying not to) has to explain hanky code

And Eddie is mortified that he’s been accidentally telling Steve he’s into hardcore bdsm sex for months when he’s never even slept with a guy before

You guys I just remembered that Dustin had a little denim vest in season 3 and can you imagine Eddie giving him pins and patches to match him!

Best of Neil's stage directions/commentary in the good omens s1 script book

I went back and read this to help me cope after s2, as one does

Omg it's my multiverse of madness

I DID SOMETHING

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

Nick "you look so cuddly like that" Nelson and Charlie "Do i?" Spring but make it Steve and Eddie pre-relationship

Steve: You look so...cuddly like that

Eddie, covered in blankets, confused and flustered: Do...i?

Steve,breathless: Yeah

*Hugs him like his life depends on it*

Steve, ends the long hug without looking at Eddie, opens the door: Okay, see you on monday. *gets out immediately*

Eddie, standing on the door alone, dazed: What the fuck?

Wayne, standing behind Eddie, drinking tea: I don't think he is straight

They get together a few days after...

never have i ever been pissed at a tree before

when you and bae 😟♡😟 share the same mannerisms while freaking out

bitches be like “this is my comfort show” and it’s a show about a bunch of gay kids with daddy issues running around killing monsters from a different dimension.

its me, i am bitches