Wednesday: I've been told by many people that I 'light up the room'.
Enid: That was arson, and those were witnesses.
I refuse to be the person who cross posts his apology but good lord am I tired of wording like “any pain my actions may have caused” my brother in christ it’s not hypothetical
i actually like the fact that being a marauders fan is my secret alter identity. it adds to my intrigue. i’m like spider man.
8/∞ countless scenes I can’t stop thinking about. ↳ GOOD WILL HUNTING (1997) dir. Gus Van Sant
Big day for theater kids who enjoy ghost hunting shows
"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show
Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood
House: sounds like you need to lose weight
ENID + finally getting that hug from Wednesday
Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?
Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.
Steve: I'm in the closet.
Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3
Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.
Argyle: Love is love. <3
Eddie: Booty shorts that say "chick-fil-a wants me dead"
Steve: Wouldn't it be shorter to say "gay"?
Eddie: it's not about efficiency it's about sending a message