Ummmm WHY WAS I JUST NOTIFIED ABOUT THIS?!?!?! WHY AREN’T PPL MAKING NOISE OVER THIS?!?!?!

yoonjin moments compilation post #runera

so as the run promotion era ended, i really want to make a post for anything yoonjin that has happened because whoa.. i kinda surprise because apparently there’s quite a lot or maybe it’s because i got to talk and have an intense discussion about yoonjin with a bunch of lovely little shits from @yoonjin-network so we got to catch a lot of their moments recently–not to mention our I.F.L.M.M.B.L.D.T.F.Y. session. if anyone wondering, it stands for “I Fucking Losing My Mind But Let’s Do This Fuck Yeah!” where we usually do an impromptu yoonjin scenario because these little shits just can’t hold theirself sometimes *sigh*

so i dedicate this post for you guys. just to summarize what’s just happened in the spare of 2 months. we can’t let the moment be forgotten.

this post contained a lot of photos and gifs so I put this under the cut

^that^ is me after finishing this post btw

enjoy!

Weiterlesen

of course he knows! 

"Kpop is weird" "You can't even understand what they're saying" "They look like girls"

Found the best edit I’ve ever seen ohmygod

@/lvfrcptnswns on Twitter

wolfstar big bang is over so here are the illustrations I did for @bigblckdog s incredible fic. which is here. I still strongly urge you to go read it if you haven’t yet.

Reblog if you support Brendon Urie coming out as Pansexual

I love tumblr. I love that tumblr is the best social media site of 2021.

Every other site has spent the last decade perfecting the art of targeted ads. I am a wallet of flesh and blood which must be stripped bare and profiled and picked apart for the maximally efficient way to squeeze profit from my presence. Every other site will fold and morph itself to a shape of my liking - like a fairy tale trickster stealing memories and taking their mold - to lull me into compliance and loosen my coin purse.

Facebook sees me searching fitness equipment and injects my timeline with athletic wear ads. Reddit profiles the subreddits I follow and eagerly promotes a new coding bootcamp or cloud service at every turn. Google overhears me lamenting over my moving to-do list on voice call and fills in my “how much to tip movers” query before I’ve gotten the third word typed out.

Tumblr never even tried.

They could have. The information is there. The basic infrastructure, presumably, exists. Tumblr can recommend me tags based on tags I follow, blogs based on blogs I follow, even posts that for one reason or another may strike my fancy. Tumblr could be - SHOULD be - funneling this framework into advertising, as the only means that free-to-use social media platforms can turn a profit in our capitalistic hellscape.

They just don’t.

Today I saw an ad for treating Hyperhidrosis - a condition, I think, in which a person sweats too much - and I saw it twice, four posts apart, and it is so incredibly benignly impersonally ineptly untargeted toward me compared to all other pinpoint-aimed advertising that I’m endeared to it. Tumblr knows NOTHING about me. 8 years, 51,000 likes, and tumblr has not learned a THING about me.

Advertisements for a mattress? Shitty mobile game ads that don’t make even the slightest pretense at being anything other than a candy crush rip-off? Choose-your-own adventure games either about Royal Espionage or Choosing The Wrong Dress For Your Date with ZERO in-between.

And then this. This here. The culmination, the crown-jewel of tumblr’s nihilistic non-compliance with the state of social media advertising. Any pretense of capitalistic exchange is abandoned at the gas station by the side of the road. This is not a company. This is not a product. This is not anything that fulfills the contract of consumer and seller. 

THIS. THIS IS WHAT TUMBLR HAS TO OFFER INSTEAD.

“Pour vinegar on your bread, fuck you.”

“Put it in the garbage, fuck you.”

“Your wife says you’re a fucking dumbass, fuck you.”

That’s it. That’s the advertisement. You vinegar-breadless cuck. You virgin extraordinaire bereft of bread and garbage can. I am fucking your wife right now in our vinegar-soaked motel bed. She puffs a cigarette which I pulled from the trashcan and we both laugh heartily at her recounts of your immasculine ineptitude. I don’t want your money. I don’t want anything from you. Fuck you. 

Amazing. Amazing. What a state of things to ring in 2021. What a great platform we all collectively choose to be on.

Writing Prompt Starters

Since I was getting several requests for the writing prompts to come back, I’m going to fulfill them tonight! One of the requests asked that I make my own list, so hopefully you find a prompt you like.

Just let me know the character, the prompt number, and if you want NSFW, otherwise I’ll keep it PG. Feel free to use any prompts for your own writing if you want!

Fluff

1.       “I’m not a pillow!”

2.       “You + Me = Baby!”

3.       “Why do you have my bra?”

4.       “Only if you pinky promise.”

5.       “Tag. Your it!”

6.       “Don’t leave me, even if I say leave.”

7.       “Let’s wrestle for it!”

8.       “Cuddle me, I’m cold.”

9.       “Always kiss me goodnight.”

10.   “The doctor said the only thing that could cure me are cuddles.”

11.   “Is that a pregnancy test?”

12.   “You’re cute. I know.”

13.   “Feed me.”

14.   “Hey, did you know I love you?”

15.   “Has anyone ever told you how cute you are?”

16.   “Hold me, I’m scared.”

 Angst

17.   “I finally realized something-I was never going to be enough.”

18.   “If you’re not the one.”

19.   “Don’t touch me!”

20.   “I wanted you to fight for me.”

21.   “Why couldn’t it be me?”

22.   “I don’t need you anymore.”

23.   “She’s the one, isn’t she?”

24.   “Keep it. It was always meant for you.”

25.   “Do you want me to leave?”

26.   “Am I not enough?”

27.   “Do you have any idea what you have done?”

28.   “Please tell me this isn’t real life.”

29.   “What do you mean gone?”

30.   “Say something! Anything!”

31.   “Just leave me alone. No one can save me now.”

 Misc.

32.   “I want to go down the slide!

33.   “1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!”

34.   “Oranges or apples?”

35.   “It’s called a tampon.”

36.   “If I go down, I’m taking you with me.”

37.   “I’m babysitting. So where’s the kid?”

38.   “You are such a tattle-tale.”

39.   “Don’t copy me!”

40.   “You suck!”

41.   “Let’s order a pizza.”

42.   “You don’t understand, I NEED a juicebox, and I NEED it now.”

43.   “Only if I can drive.”

44.   “This is an emergency! I ran out of toilet paper!”

45.   “Quick, we can still catch them if we run. The only thing I’m running after is the ice cream truck.”

46.   “Friends don’t let other friends do the chicken dance.”

the reveal that gomens 2 is like a bridge season between two massive plots is so fucking funny

like part one: dozens of people in a literal race to stop armageddon fifteen minutes before it happens with heaven hell and humanity all battling it out with flaming swords and a kraken and brian cox as the personification of death.

part 2: we are forced to have A Conversation About Our Relationship after being yelled at by the lesbians across the street

All BTS MBTI Typings

Yoongi - INTP

Namjoon - INFP

Hoseok - ESFJ

Taehyung - ESFP

Jimin - ISFJ

Jin - ISFP

Jungkook - ISTP