Erica: You’ve Reached The Hale Harem, You Got The Dough, We Got The Ho, How May I Service You?

I do think Dick became the most insufferable annoying shit the moment Chandelier by Sia came out.

Like that is his song. Are you kidding? He has been swinging from chandeliers since he was 9! The song was made for him!

Does he know it is a metaphor for addiction? No. Does he care? Also no.

All he knows is that now Nightwing finally has a soundtrack. Forget grappling through the city singing 'nananananana Robin!' this is way better! He's having the time of his life.

It's the worst.

Babs has taken to muting his comm. If he dies it is honestly going to be on him, she can't take it anymore.

Stephanie is mourning because she truly liked the song! But now all she hears is 'I'm gonna swiiing! Cuz the culprit is fleeing the scene! They're fleeeing the sceeeene~!'.

Dick doesn't even know the actual lyrics. Tim tested him the other day, he only knows the chandelier part...

Bruce is too old to care. He was there for the 'nananananana', and the 'mission imposible', and the 'free bird', and the 'papa is in love with a criminal' when they meet Selina– In a way he's just glad some things never change.

Jason and Tim are late for patrol

Damian, scowling: What were you two doing?

Tim: Your grandfather

Jason, at the same time: Your mom

Tim and Jason: *turn to stare at each other*

Everyone else: w-What

Can you imagine if the reason why Damian thought Bruce would be taller is because of Jason Built-like-a-tank Todd...

Damian is this kid training in the league and one day sees this absolute monster of a man just walking around.

Two hundred twenty-something pounds of muscle, a towering six feet AND some... Damian is used to having to look up to see people in the eyes. This guy could be crouching down, and they still wouldn't be at eye level.

Like mathematically, pythagorically, Damian has to be at 2 ft of distance or Jason is not seeing his ass. His mother says "He's still got some growing up to do" and Damian is like "More??!"

And well, if that tree in disguise was Robin, then naturally Batman must be like at least a head taller. Right?

Cut to show day, Damian has this image of Todd in his mind, distorted by time and the perception of a kid. And he's comparing that to Bruce, genuinely confused, like "Where's the rest of ya?".

Not [ ]

A platonic Yandere Batfam series.

(I need a better name for this series-)

[General Warnings: Mentions of Neglect, No one is having a good time, Angst, Usual Yandere Tendencies]

Chapters

Chapter 1 (Not Tonight)

Chapter 2 (Not Here)

Chapter 3 (Not Now) [1] [2] [Teaser/Sneak Peak] [Teaser 2]

Chapter 4 (in the works...)

Chapter 5 (coming soon)

Chapter 6 (coming... eventually)

Asks

How do Damian, Babs, and Steph become Yandere for the reader (with more details on Tim)

Further Reiterating on How They Turn

How did the Reader Get Adopted

(Before Chap. 3) How Will the BatFam Find the Reader, How Would The Reader Do In One-On-One Fights With the BatFam, and How Would A Kidnapping Go (a non-canon one)

Damian is the Most Forgivable

What Would Happen if the Reader Wasn't In Gotham?

Is it Possible for a Villian to Become Obsessed with the Reader Like the Batfam

(Before Chap. 3) Discussion on How Y/n Feels

Ruining the Batfam's Reputation By Shitting On Them in an Interview with Louis Lane

(Winning Over Louis Means That Clark Kent's Seal of Approval is Removed)

The Reader and Batfam Sitting Down to Talk About Their Issues, but Harley Quinn is Their Therapist

Alfred is Kind Of the Mastermind

(He's just too good.)

(How far has he gone.)

(Why didn't he do anything before the reader left.)

([Generally] What would happen if the Reader saw/referred to Alfred as their Dad/something similar to that.)

What is Reader's Age

(Before Chap. 4) Would the Roomate Help the Reader?

Would The Roomate Help + Do They Know Batfam's Identities?

Some Members of the Batfam Being Able to Play Instruments with the Reader

(Before Chap. 4) Batfam Trying to Manipulate Reader Into Coming Back Home On Their Own

What if Reader wasn't a Overachiever

What Would Happen if Reader Snapped, and the Batfam Found Out About Their Life Much Sooner

(Before Chap. 4) How Resistant Would Reader Be to Getting Kidnapped, and Would They Try to Escape

How Would the Batfam React to Reader Going Insane

How Would the Batfam React if the Reader Escaped and Went Off the Radar for a Few Weeks, and Would They Actually Be Able to Achieve This?

If the Reader Tried to Give Being a Vigilante a Try, but Their First Attempt Goes Wrong

How Would the Batfam Celebrate the Reader's Birthday When They're Kidnapped

Has the Reader Made a Song for Batman

What if Someone Else Confronted the Reader?

What if Alfred went instead of Dick?

Does the Batfam turn purely because of their guilt?

Fanart

Silly Doodles

Alfred: ah, surely my plan couldn't have gone horribly wrong. Oh, Master Dick? Are you okay? You look dreadful. Dick:

Batfam: *Scheming* Reader: Alfred, come pick me up I'm scared-

“Journey to the Void”

DP x DC x Subnautica AU Part 5

PLEASE VOTE FOR BILLY BATSON'S ROLE IN THE POLL

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

Art: Tim, Human Danny, Mer!Danny

Inspired my this post by @puppetmaster13u.

AMAZING Fanart by @noisytimetravelsheep

Author’s note: I just remembered that the entirety of 4546B’s fauna are hermaphrodites… I realized that too late… But let’s assume that the Justice Leviathans pick whatever pronouns they prefer, ok? Ok.

On that note, I completely forgot about Billy Batson/Captain Marvel/Shazam and that makes me feel bad. Let me know what do you think I should do with him in this AU.

And hurray! This fic now has a name! My mom helped me pick it up. I think it fits.

I would also like to inform you that the general outline for the fic has been written down. It may still undergo some changes, but so far I’ve figured out the general direction I wanna take this story to.

Without further ado, on to the chapter.

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Cassie eyed him warily “I don’t know, Tim. Seems a bit of a stretch.”

“No no, I think he has a point!” Kon argued. “The fact that no one tried that yet doesn’t mean it’s not possible.”

“Besides, it won’t hurt to just try” Bart offered.

The four of them were lounging in their smaller forms on the sandy beach near the caretakers' structure. The one that shoots bright green death into the sky. They weren’t too far from the water - the waves gently caressing the lower parts of their tails. It was sunny too, which Tim hated with his whole body. Bless Kon for shading him with his massive red tailfin. His pigmentation was practically shining as he absorbed the warm yellow light. Sometimes Tim envied him, but he still preferred the deep cold waters of the Lost River.

“But how exactly are we going to try?” Cassie asked with exasperation. “We don’t even fully understand how the first thing worked. Heck, our caretakers didn’t even know!”

“Look, it makes sense!”

“To you maybe…” Cassie bit back but Tim was already going on a tangent.

“I mean why would we be able to perform it the way we already do if we can’t go all the way? I know it wasn’t what the caretakers wanted from us but they anticipated the possibility! They talked about it, guys! You just weren’t there!” As soon as he said it he immediately understood his mistake.

His friends winced at the reminder of how often Tim has been taken for “check-ups”. Tim did too. He was never hurt when the caretakers took him to that cold room and put him on the table to then probe and poke at him with their things as they talked between each other. Not even with Tim until he learned to speak the same as them, but even then their questions were cold and detached, few and far between. Still, Tim understood them and memorized practically every word in their lengthy discussions about his and his packmates biology.

Tim definitely remembers them mentioning some possibilities. And if the caretakers said something was possible, more often than not it turned out to be true.

He sighed and looked apologetically at his friends. “I’m sorry. I know you don’t like me bringing that up. But you have to trust me on this one. I did all the calculations and already made all the precautions. If something were to go awry, Bart will rush to the adults for help.”

The Flashpoint nodded eagerly, determination in his eyes as he already slightly vibrated in place. Kon put a steadying hand on his shoulder to keep the young speedster in his place. The Sunbreak himself had the same determined look.

Only the Bronzeback was unsure, but she signed loudly in defeat. “Ok fine! Let’s do this! But if we get stuck on this beach forever, I’m blaming you, Tim!”

“Duly noted” the Nocturne replied with a smile. He wasn’t worried. He knew what he was doing and he was 98% sure of the success.

He has to do this if he wanted to get close to Danny.

———

Today Tim wasn’t in the shallows. The marker Danny put on him (with his permission) showed that he was at one of the islands. Hopefully he was ok and just went for a hunt or something. It’s a bit of a bummer though: Danny really wanted to show him the Prawn Suit he finally gathered enough materials to build. Oh well, his loss.

Once the suit was built and plopped into the water with a magnificent splash, Danny wasted no time in climbing inside, giddy as the AI greeted him with “welcome aboard captain“ in cool voice.

“I’m gonna call you Patrick!”

“Patrick” had a limited functionality yet and could only grab things and put them in storage compartment, which was also limited. But it would do until Danny builds a Moonpool.

For now he’s gonna give this baby a test-drive!

The controls were, as best vidoegames are, easy to learn, hard to master. Walking down a smooth path was a piece of cake. It's when the path turned all twisty and uneven Danny had to finagle his way around. But it's ok! He will get the hang of it eventually. It's basically the same as the Fenton Ecto-Skeleton, except it drains powercells instead of Danny's life energy.

It was fun!

Danny collected materials as he walked. The limestone outcrops stood no chance against "Patrick's" metallic fingers. Humming to himself a happy tune and feeling practically indestructible, Danny didn't exactly pay attention to where he was going.

So when his PDA alerted him that there's no more free space in "Patrick's" storage compartment, Danny finally took a look at his surroundings… and had no idea where he ended up.

It wasn't the Grassy Plateau, nor was it the Mushroom Forest. It was a wast sand-covered area with small clusters of tiny vegetation. Somewhere off to the side Danny noticed a few thermal vents.

He… he wandered all the way to the Dunes… which were crawling with…

He needed to go back ASAP!

But just as Danny were to turn the prawn suit towards the base… A roar way too close for comfort froze him in place.

And then “Patrick” was clutched between four powerful mandibles as Danny stared with horror into the empty black eyes of the Reaper Leviathan.

———

They were laughing when Kon suddenly turned rigid and stared at the ocean, face serious, ears twitching, eyes glowing a faint blue.

Tim knew something was wrong and his fear was confirmed:

“A Reaper attacked Danny!” Kon informed grimly. “In the Dunes!”

Tim’s brain turned into battle mode. “BART!”

“ON IT!” The young Flashpoint was in the water first, Sunbreak right after him.

‘Please be ok!’

———

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

Art: Tim, Human Danny, Mer!Danny

AMAZING Fanart by @noisytimetravelsheep

Author's note: Feedback brings me life! Please leave comments and tags in reblogs! 🥺

I don’t know if they have a tumblr, but here is some fanart of this fic I’m rereading!

:3 hope you like it, I’m not very good at drawing Danny yet and I don’t know what the male uniform is for their school specifically.

☀️ Solar Wing's Masterlists

☀️ | Full Character List | ☀️

☀️ | My Omegaverse AU Structure/Headcanons | ☀️

Avatar: TLA/LOK

DC

| Bat Family |

| Barry Allen/Flash |

| Clark Kent/Superman |

| Conner Kent/Superboy |

| Dick Grayson/Nightwing |

| Hal Jordan/Green Lantern |

| Jason Todd/Red Hood |

Marvel

| Miguel O'Hara/Spiderman 2099 |

Winx Club/Fate: Winx Saga

| Prince Sky of Eraklyon/Specialist |

ATLA!READER

Waterborne (water bender!reader x yandere batfamily)

WaterBender!reader x yandere!batfamily headcanons

Waterbender!reader

Earthbender!reader

Firebender!reader

Airbender!reader

Danny Phantom x Batman Crossover AU's

Family Introduction (Dead Tired)

Weapons Expert Danny Todd (Dead on Main) PT2

Weapons Expert Danny Todd Jason's POV

A Slient Promise (Jason x de-aged Danny PLATONIC)

Infinite Love (Dead on Main)

Protective Big Brother Damian (Demon Twins AU)

The Haunting Lounge

Danny and his boys (Dead on Main)

Male Yandere kidnapper who is totally devoted to his captive woman, takes good care of her, is very overprotective and devoted, 24/7. He keeps her sedated so she is not too terrified, and he gives her anything she could possibly want except for her freedom. He is a loner and has no one else, and never leaves her sight...

Lonely Yan! who had an absent father and a sickly mother who died when he was young. His father is rich and has been grooming him to be heir of his company, even though Lonely Yan! has no people skills.

Lonely Yan! who remembers his mother’s words about how his father helped her when she was lost, and how she fell for him (she imparted her strangely dark wisdom on him, and he never connects the slightly forceful ways she pursued his father to the way his father seems to shake when his mother beckoned his father, or how his father didn’t even cry at her funeral)

Lonely Yan! who meets you when he gets lost after a business meeting his father dragged him to. You, an intern who started working there a few months ago, notice the awkward man wandering around, clearly looking for something.

Lonely Yan! who was just looking for the bathroom when he saw you approach with a smile, and felt his throat close. He barely managed to get out the words “lost” and “bathroom” before you smile and guide him to them.

Lonely Yan! who looks for you after he leaves the bathroom only to see you apologizing to an angry older man who drags you off.

Lonely Yan! who does all the research he can on you and the man you were with.

Lonely Yan! who becomes a CEO for his father’s company just to destroy your former boss and make it easy for you to disappear.

Lonely Yan! who keeps you sedated and keeps you happy with everything you want. He gives you everything you could want, though you don’t want much since he started sedating you.

Lonely Yan! who works remotely with you by his side. When he has to go in public, he brings you along and tells people you are his chronically ill wife.

(Lonely Yan! who kills his father when he sees his father trying to free you. Lonely Yan! who ignores his father’s rambling about how he wasn’t going to let his son break you the way his wife broke him.)

Lonely Yan! who pretends to cry at his father’s funeral, with you at his side with unfocused eyes and an open, vacant expression. It’s his favorite expression of yours. He loves how dependent you are on him (you would never be able to leave him)