heart - 17 - she/her
platonic yandere sideblog!!! mostly writing for batfam rn lol asks are open so pls talk to me lol
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prologue.
one. love hurts
two. news travels
three. we heroes
four. apples rotten right to the core
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A villain attack throws the batfam in through a portal to another dimension. they go seeking out there alternatives to find a way back home.Β
One of the specific things that they needs to bring them home is to have all of Their dimensions alternates in the same place. they have to go searching for Danny/Damian. What they find is not what they expected.
Damian/Danny was put up for adoption at a very young age and was later adopted at the age of three by fentons. he was with them until he was 16 and had to cover up the aftermath of one of Vlad's plots(deaged dan and Dani) that caused him to run away.
Platonic Yandere! Batfamily x Gn! Adult! Reader
summary: You move back into Gotham after years of living in your own.
warnings: not entirely proofread, batfamily acting generally suspicious, reader uses they/them pronouns, implications of obsessive/stalking behavior, implications of yandere activities, let me know if I need to add more
Part 1
You sighed, staring out of the window of the vacant bus you were riding in. You were returning home, back to Gotham City; after being gone for what felt like so long yet so short of time.
You didn't have any good reason to be moving back into Gotham. There weren't any good job opportunities for you and you were living pretty ok back at your old place, but for some reason, you just wanted to return to your home city. Maybe you were feeling nostalgic, maybe you wanted to feel close to your family, maybe you wanted a change of pace; regardless of the reason, you couldn't really just turn back now. And it's not like you really wanted to.
Speaking of your family, your mind started to wander to the last time you had seen them in person. It felt like it happened so long ago yet yesterday at the same time.
After loading the last of the boxes, you were checking over everything, making sure everything was accounted for when you felt a large calloused hand on your shoulder.
"I suppose you're ready now?" A familiar gravely voice questioned behind you. You turned around to meet the blue-eyed gaze of Bruce Wayne: your adoptive father. He was never really one to show emotion but after living with him for a few years you were more easily able to pick up on what he was feeling.
βYup, just checking to make sure I have everything,β You said, turning around to fully face your father. You gave him a soft smile before leaning forward and hugging him, wrapping your arms around him and burying your head into his chest.
βIβm gonna miss you, dad,β you whispered. You felt Bruce stiffen before awkwardly hugging you back.
βIβll miss you too,β you heard Bruce murmur. Someone cleared their throat behind you, causing you to look up, only to meet your oldest brotherβs, Dick Graysonβs, gaze. Behind him were your other siblings, Jason, Tim, Cass, Duke, and Damian.
βWhat? About to leave without even saying bye to your own siblings?β Dick teased. You huffed and rolled your eyes before turning around to hug him.
βOf course not,β You said. You turned your head to your other siblings, motioning for them to join in on the hug. Cass and Duke immediately joined in on the hug while Tim and Jason hesitantly followed. You looked at Damian who was awkwardly standing off to the side next to Bruce, his arms crossed.
βThat means you too, Dami,β You teased. Damian stiffened before whispering a small βttβ under his breath and joining in on the hug.
You were snapped out of thoughts when you felt the bus stop. This was your stop. With nothing more than a small grunt you wordlessly got out of your seat, quietly thanked the bus driver, exited the bus, and then started to make your way to what would be your new home in an apartment complex.
As you made your way to the apartment complex, the thought of getting in touch with your family and telling them that you had moved back into Gotham did not once cross your mind.
You groaned and rubbed your eyes as you sat up from your uncomfortable sleeping position on the couch one of your friends had offered to you as you were preparing to move. You looked around and noted you still had a lot of boxes you needed to empty.Β
By the time you arrived at your apartment building, the only thing you could do was take all of your boxes from the moving truck and promptly go to sleep on the couch.Β
As you sat on the couch, assessing where to start unpacking, your stomach rumbled. You couldβve ignored it, but you also knew it wouldnβt do you much good to unpack on an empty stomach. So with a sigh and a grunt, you got off the couch, stretched, grabbed your coat off the side of the couch, grabbed your keys, and then left your room, locking the door behind you.
You remembered spotting a small cafe on the bus ride to your apartment complex, so with no other options, you decided to go there. It didnβt seem too far, after all.
When you first entered the cafe, the smell of coffee and sweets hit you like a freight train. When it was your turn to order you didnβt order much, just a coffee and a bagel. As you sat down with your order and started to sip on your coffee, it hit you that back when you were growing up, you had never been in this section of Gotham. In fact, you never really even left the Manor. Itβs not like you ever felt you needed to, you didnβt have many friends and most of what you needed was provided to you.
When you left the Manor and started living on your own, it was a struggle at first, but you actually started talking to people. Making friends and subsequently going out with those friends. It was hard times and you missed your family, but those years of living on your own outside of Gotham was something youβd never trade for anything.
ββ¦(Y/n)? Is that you?β A very familiar voice snapped you out of your contemplation. You rose your head up to see the voice calling to you belonged to one of your very own brothers; Tim Drake. Despite the fact that it had been a few years since you were actually able to look at him in person, he didnβt actually look that different from the last time you saw him. His hair was a little longer, sure, but he was still your older brother. Still Tim Drake.
βTim,β was all you were able to get out as you nearly bolted out of your seat. After an awkward second of silence you added, a bit more composed this time, βitβs been such a long time since I last saw you.β
Tim chuckled and gave you a quick hug before sitting down, with you following after him and sitting back down in your seat.
βYeah, you bet,β He said. Suddenly his smile slightly faltered.
βI didnβt know you were coming back to Gotham. Did you tell any of the others about this?β Tim asked.
As you absentmindedly took a bite of your bagel you were about to say yes when it hit you that you had, in fact, not told any of your family that youβd be moving back into Gotham. Quickly swallowing your bite of the bagel, you groaned an βoh noβ before pinching the bridge of your nose, your eyes shut tight. You heard Tim sigh.
βGod, Iβm so sorry, it completely slipped my mind to tell you guys,β You apologized before lifting up your head and placing your hand over Timβs, βthe minute I get back home Iβll text the group chat, I promise.β
Tim flashed you a weird look, but didnβt say anything, just nodded his head. You found that you were now lacking your appetite, so you wrapped what was left of your bagel in a few napkins and got up, with Tim watching but not saying a thing, an unreadable expression on his face.
βI gotta get back home, need to unpack my things and deal with some other stuff. But, we can hang out later, right?β You hopefully asked. Timβs unreadable expression melted away and he gave you a lopsided smile.
βGot it, take care of yourself,β Tim said. You nodded your head and promptly left the cafe.
Your first few days of living in Gotham wereβ¦a bit rough. Simultaneously unpacking all your things and looking for job opportunities while living off of tap water and ramen noodle packets wasnβt exactly fun, but it wasnβt much worse than when you first moved out.
As things started to calm down and you were able to land yourself a job interview at a place nearby, you decided to head to the grocery store for things other than microwaved ramen noodles.
Pushing your cart through the aisles and aisles of foods and other items, you took a second to look down at the small shopping list you had quickly written out for yourself, making sure that you got everything, when you felt someone tap your shoulder. You turned around only to come face to face with your oldest brother, Dick Grayson. You fully turned around, noting that he also didnβt change that much from the last time you saw him.
βOh, hey Dick, didnβt expect to see you around here. I thought you still lived in BlΓΌdhaven,β you said. Dick simply chuckled before ruffling your hair, just like he used to do when you were still a kid.
βNah, I do still live in BlΓΌdhaven. I was just coming in to visit Bruce and the others. I actually didnβt expect to run into you, today,β Dick explained.
How would you run into me in this grocery store if you were just coming into Gotham to visit Bruce and the othersβ¦? was a question you wanted to ask, but you didnβt feel it was appropriate to ask, so you held your tongue.
βOh, well. Thatβs nice,β You said, βsorry, Dick, but I really gotta hurry and pay for these. Maybe I can visit the Manor and we canββ
βHow are you supposed to pay for those without your wallet?β Dick asked, innocently tilting his head. You furrowed your eyebrows at him before burying your hands into your coat pockets.
βWhat? No, I definitely haveβ¦β You trailed off as you realized your wallet was not in one of your pockets. You slumped your shoulders and groaned. Great. You went through all the effort to get the groceries and now you couldnβt even actually pay for them.
You heard Dick suppress a snicker before walking to stand next to you and put his hand on your shoulder.
βHow about I pay for them?β Dick offered. You immediately straightened up and feverishly shook your head.
βOh no, you donβt have to,β you tried to refuse. Dickβs smile fell and you couldβve sworn you felt his grip on your shoulder tightened a smidge.
βBut I want to. You clearly canβt pay for them yourself on account ofβ¦yβknow; no wallet,β Dick pressured. You pursed your lips and looked everywhere but Dickβs face before caving in and sighing.
βOk, sure,β You mumbled. Dickβs cheery smile returned and he ruffled your hair once more before walking you to the cash register.
As you took your bagged groceries and went your separate ways, something dawned on you.
How did Dick even know you forgot your wallet if he just happened to run into you in the grocery store?
Yeah as you can see from the top of this, this is a multi chapter long fic lol. I did originally intent this to be a one-shot but with the way I was writing it it just felt kind of awkward for it to be one entire fic, so Iβm splitting into chapters.
donβt expect like several more chapters after this lol, Iβm probably only going to write one or two chapters after this, preferably only one
I may also upload this fic to ao3 but donβt immediately expect it to be on there
also yeah, sorry if there isnβt much actual yandere behavior, but I wanted this first chapter to be like, the build up, and I still did want to add faint little implications of the batfamβs yandere behavior but that might not have actually gone through in text so lol
Peter: So, how did Valentine's day go on the island of misfit pups?
Boyd: I got Erica the new leather jacket she really wanted.
Cora: I took Lydia to dinner at that fancy Italian place downtown.
Isaac: Me and Scott chipped in for one of those fancy charm bracelets for Allison.
Peter: Not bad. I'm almost proud.
Scott: Hey, Derek, what'd you get Stiles?
Derek: A, uh, a knife.
Scott, Boyd, Isaac, Cora: ....
Peter: - and it's gone. How are we even related?
[Meanwhile]
Stiles, excitedly: Look, the handle is shaped like the Batman symbol, and there's a blade on both sides, so it's like the Batarang!
Erica: !!!!!
Allison: Damn, now I want one.
Lydia: I'm not sure what's more frightening - Derek's idea of romance or you with a sharp object.
Masterlist
Series
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
One-Shots
18+ MDNI
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α΄α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ α΄κ±α΄Κα΄κ±κ±α΄ [α΄Κα΄α΄'κ± α΄Κ α΄ α΄α΄Ι’Κα΄α΄Κ] (α΄ α΄ x α΄α΄Κα΄ α΄Κ)
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α΄α΄Κα΄α΄α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄α΄α΄α΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄α΄ [α΄ α΄Ιͺα΄α΄ΚΙͺΙ΄α΄κ±] (α΄α΄Κα΄ α΄Κ ΚΙͺα΄ α΄Κκ±)
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κ°ΙͺΚα΄α΄‘α΄Κα΄ κ°Κα΄α΄α΄α΄α΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄α΄ [2025 Ι΄α΄α΄‘ Κα΄α΄Κκ± κ±α΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄Κ] (α΄ α΄)
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Synopsis: Death is cold and dancing on it is cold too. That day she danced with death, dancing to see who would dominate the dance. Death dominated.
Slowly, one by one the lights went out, four five in total, she thought she would never see them again.
So why did the lights come back on now? Why are they now in the mansion above her? Since when were they so bright? Since when did they burn?
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WARNING: Suicidal thoughts, slight mentions of abuse, slow burn, Yandere themes, Child Neglect, Platonic!Batfamily x Fem!reader, mentions of blood and death.
[As the story progresses and the chapters continue, there will surely also be content warnings. But don't worry, at the beginning of each chapter there will be a warning if necessary.]
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First act: βFrom the rootsβ
β’ Prologue: βHappy fifteenth birthday! (Again?)β
β’ Chapter I: βHappy birthday to you (me)β
β’ Chapter II: βDancing with fabrics (and glances)β
β’ Chapter III: βI admired youβ [Coming soon...]
β’ Chapter IV: β(CRIES) Whispers of conscience.β [Coming soon...]
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Second act: βFrom the plantβ
β’ Chapter I: [Coming soon...]
β’ Chapter II: [Coming soon...]
β’ Chapter III: [Coming soon...]
β’ Chapter IV: [Coming soon...]
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Third act: βIn the treeβ
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β’ Chapter II: [Coming soon...]
β’ Chapter III: [Coming soon...]
β’ Chapter IV: [Coming soon...]
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Act Four: βThe delicious apples...β
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Chapter II: [Coming soon...]
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"Last" act: β...are rottenβ
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Au where Tim Drake as a civilian and Danny in human form get kidnapped. It's irrelevant on who, just that whoever it is just saw 2 kids that are probably Bruce Wayne's and took their chances to get a ransom. Both teens are tied to metal chairs that are hooked up to some sort of machine.
Villain, recording a video to send to show they mean business: And for every hour you don't send the money, I'll hurt them
Tim: Can't I just wire you the ransom? I have the money And have plans for tonight that didn't involve this bullshit
Danny: I don't have either of those things, but I wanted to nap before going to my second job
Tim, twisting as much as he can to look at Danny: Second job? How old are you? Shouldn't you be in school?
Danny, shrugs: high school doesn't pay the bills and I rather live in my shady apartment than the streets
Tim: Dude-
Villain, jabbing a button on the machine: ENOUGH!
A short, but powerful electric shock is sent through the boys and they have very different, but similarly intense reactions. Tim yelps before breaking into Joker-like unhinged laughter that just won't stop. Danny screams bloody murder for the entire time of the shock and becoming catatonic once it stops. The villain is completely spooked by these responses, but figures it's a good ending for their ransom video and sends it off. Less than fifteen minutes later, Batman breaks into the building and beats the villain unconscious while a freaked out Robin disables the machine and unties the teens.
Damian: Dr-Drake?
Tim, still chocking on laughter and fumbling with the emergency medications he keeps on his person because of things like this: It's- HA It's fine- HA HA HA It happens some- HA HA- Sometimes when-when-HA HA- I'm Sh-shocked-HA HA HA- How's the-HA-the kid?
Damian: I don't know. He's unresponsive and I'm not sure if I should touch him... His eyes are glowing green..
Tim, shakily moves to see: Oh! HA HA Guess he-HA- he's coming with us-HA HA HA- he's coming with us now- HA
Danny, clearly not all there, starts mumbling: I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm alive. I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm not a monster. I'm alive. I'm still Danny. I'm not dead. I'm still Danny. I'm not dead.
Tim, slowly gaining control of his laughter: That's concerning Hehe
Damian: Indeed. I shall inform the others to expect a guest
Tim, nods before getting within arms reach of Danny: Danny-hehehe- Danny can you hear me? Hehe
Danny, snaps his jaw shut with a loud click when his name is said and awareness starts bleeding in: Wh-What?
Tim: We're hehe no electric shock budies hehe
Danny's bright glowing eyes lock onto Tim's still painfully smiling face before tugging up his left sleeve to show off his slightly glowing scarring: Electrocution sucks. Have some major ptsd dealing with it...
Tim: God, me too. Heh Electroshock therapy with the Joker is a zero out of ten, would not recommend heh
Danny, making a face: ew, clowns
Tim: HA Mood!
Batman, approaching from an angle that both the teens can see him coming: Do you have any family I can drop you with?
Danny: eeh... no? I got disowned by my parents last year and my sister hasn't moved out and started college just yet, but it's fine, I'll be fine, I was just telling... I just realized I don't know your name
Tim: Tim, Tim Drake
Danny: Oh! You're that teen CEO! No wonder they kidnapped you. I'm guessing my shitty luck is why I got snatched too
Tim: And you look like you could be one of my adopted siblings. What's your name btw?
Danny: Danny... Just Danny
Tim, stares Bruce down while clearly addressing Danny: How would you like to be a Drake or Wayne or both? We're trauma buddies now.
Danny, looking between Tim and Bruce: Uuh? What?
Tim starts grinning as Bruce looks defeated: B adopts every sad orphan with blue eyes or black hair, do you happen to be a vigilante? He speed runs the adoption process with the vigilante types
Danny, wide eyes: Uuuuh, I mean, I used to be something like that in my hometown??? I'm technically retired so I can keep a roof over my head???
Tim's grin is even wider: Cool, I'm Red Robin
Batman: TIM!!
Tim, ignores him: How old are you?
Danny: I turn 17 next month?
Tim, nods and turns to Batman: I'm pulling a you. He's mine now. Danny, you're a Drake now. Clown hating, electricity trauma bonded teen vigilantes got to stick together.
Robin: Father, I believe Drake is having a manic episode
Tim: Shut your mouth, demon brat. I forcefully adopted Bruce and Jason, I can forcefully adopt a little brother if I want.
Danny, looking intrigued, but also so done with the day: Do I get a say?
Tim, beaming: No. Now, do you have any food restrictions?
Tim manically babbles to Danny, pulling more and more of his shitty life out of him while Batman shepherds them to the batmoble. Danny never makes it to either of his jobs again and what little belongings he still has are moved to the manor within a week. He has a new identity and reenroled in school by the end of the month. It takes a while for him to reveal his ghost half, even with Duke being flashbanged everytime they're in the same room. That being said, he only goes out as a vigilante when it's an all hands on deck situation or a random ghost shows up, instead he focuses more on his studies and being the mad scientist making the batfam's gear, since he never planned to be a vigilante to begin with. Everyone is surprised when he's introduced to Kon, like they knew he'd be starry eyed over meeting an alien, but he's also excited to meet a clone and babbles about his clone(s(if Dan counts)). Said clone(s) are then given a standing invite to stay, Dani eventually agrees. Tim and Danny joke about being twins often since they're close in age and have similar habits and triggers, while Dani forcibly claims Damian as her twin despite being opposites in everything, but their gremlin energy. Jason is delighted by having death joke buddies and Dick is ecstatic to have someone to pun with. The more level headed members appreciate anytime Jazz is there to reel in her little siblings, and she turns down adoption when asked, not that it stops the batfam from considering her family.
Danny, at some point: Y'all're fruitloops, but you're my fruitloops.
Vlad is also blacklisted from all Wayne events and the Fenton Parents and GIW are chased out of town anytime they set foot there. All three suffer from financial ruin because the batfam is petty and protective of their own. The Ecto Acts don't stand a chance.
Tales of bats and wolves
"We're wolves, sweetheart. We stay together, hunt together and thrive together. We don't need anyone else."
Bruce Wayne has had his fair share of scandals over the years that came back to bite him in the ass. Regardless, he never expected that the whore he slept with one night would show up at his house a decade later, with the daughter they conceived...and solid proof of his family's secret identities as vigilantes. Her deal? Simple: Marry her and take them in, including her two youngest children, who aren't even his. And in return, she won't reveal the truth.
For years, this arrangement has consisted on keeping distance from each other and overall pretending one side of the family doesn't exist. The civilians enjoy the money and privileges that come from being rich, and the crime fighters barely spare them a though. Confined in opposite sides of the manor and interacting only when its necessary. After all, what bussiness do they have with a gold-digger and some kids who aren't part of their world, who don't contribute or would ever understand what they do? Not even if one is a biological daughter or sister
That's it, until they're forced to look closer, and for the first time, they notice the loopholes. The cracks. So painfully obvious, in front of them all this time. And maybe, just maybe, they realise they made a mistake. A huge one.
But are they still in time to fix it?
Do they even want to fix it...or just solve the challenge to claim their prize?
MasterList (to be edited)
Prologue Chapter 1
Asks:
How many Darlings are?
Damian's thoughts on the incident
The other wing of the manor
The Neglected! Family moral code
How does Jason see the Neglected! Family?
Why does N! Daughter hate Dick?
What happens between Tim and N! Daughter?
How does Cassandra view the Darlings?
Catgirl and Red Robin's dynamic
Info/Random thoughts:
The Neglected! Daughter's file
The Neglected! Wife/Stepmother's file
Half-brothers
Wife! Darling's journey to become a queenpin
The death of a big brother
Batwoman's (reluctant) sidekick
Drabbles:
Mithridatism
Colours
Blurred lines
The Batcave's housewife
Moodboards:
Neglected! Daughter vibes Wife! Darling vibes
Incorrect quotes:
Daddy (and brother) issues
I have this scene in my head of a giant DC/batfam crossover where everyone in the batfam inherits Bruce's adoption tendencies and he has no clue what to do about it.
Like one day, the batfam find a homeless Peter Parker, end up doing a DNA test, and bam, it's Dick's son. He's around 14, and has that same sunny disposition as his father. The Wayne family has grown by one and they couldn't be happier.
Except... Jason has been acting weird lately...
At first, it was a little weird because he had been spending more time around the manor to see Peter. And then he stopped. Completely cut contact out of nowhere. Dick confronts him and finds a 16 year old Danny Phantom hiding behind his brother with the brightest, green eyed glare Dicks ever seen.
A month later a French class visits.
It's their last trip of their middle school year before highschool. 17 year old Damian Wayne walks in with a 12 year old Marinette who's small, nervous, and is so smart she skipped a grade. Damian is happy to announce that he has a new daughter.
Bruce promptly chokes on air.