HOLYY SHIT!!!!

i mean ...

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

max is actually so chill it’s so funny. like ok yeah ladybug i promise i won’t gaf about akumas unless you call me have fun with chat noir! oh you called me? time to pause chess dot com and do my job perfectly! here’s your portals. yeah no thoughts on your situationship. yes i did see you bridal carry each other like 5 times in the last two minutes. no i am not interested in bridal carrying either of you that’s really unnecessary markov tells me there’s 583738283 other more extremely normal ways to prevent their superhero partners from slipping and falling. wait why is this akumatized girl so into my mom

The wildest thing about Ben 10 is that it took until 2005 for someone to have the idea "what if a kid could turn into a bunch of aliens" like this isn't obviously the coolest and most marketable premise for anything ever. Each design is a new toy. A new powerset. Come on.

But to prove that it wasn't a fluke, they continued to have the best ideas for every aspect of it. How does he transform? A cool watch you can also sell as a toy. That watch's name? Omnitrix. Say it. It's so satisfying. How many aliens? Ten. Nice round number. The kid's name? Ben. The show's name? Ben Ten. His full name is Benjamin Tennyson, a normal, plausible name, but he also turns into 10 aliens.

Bigger brands dream about this synergy. Better writers would kill for this coherence. So holistic. So intuitive. The identity alone!!! The retro alien sound motif? Chilling. The green? Any other color would be wrong. The kirby krackle pattern? It seems so obvious in retrospect. The roadtrip format? Genius. Lesser writers would've done the spider-man high school thing. His arch nemesis being Cthulhu darth vader? Inspired, iconic, intimidating!

The execution has its highs and lows, but the idea??? Game changing. So self-evident that it seems inevitable. If Ben 10 didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

No miraculous AU where Juleka is desperately trying to stop lukanette and lukadrien from happening.

Not because she’s malicious or anything, just that she thinks marinette and Adrien are way too cool for her Emo sad brother and wants them to get better tastes.

Miraculous Ladybug shipping is a fucking mess. Yes that's the official statistical term. 52% of all Miraculous Ladybug fics include some permutation of shipping Marinette (Ladybug) and Adrien (Chat Noir), and there are four permutations.

So shipping these two people requires four ships, because they each have a secret identity. 52% of all Miraculous Ladybug fics include some permutation of shipping Marinette (Ladybug) and Adrien (Chat Noir), and of those, 1.6% are tagged with all four permutations and 72% aren't tagged with any particular permutation.

11% of all the fics are tagged Ladynoir. 14% are tagged Adrinette, and 11% are tagged Marichat. There is significant overlap (see Venn diagram below).

Ladrien (Ladybug x Adrien) is less popular. Only 4% of all Marinette x Adrien fics are tagged Ladrien, and only 2% of all Marinette x Adrien fics are only tagged with Ladrien.

Also, 10 fics were added while I was working on this post. Damn.

BEHOLD THE VENN DIAGRAM OF SECRET IDENTITY CONFUSION

official data visualization guidance says i should use an upset plot for this, but i'm going for max psychic damage here.

70,143 Works in Miraculous Ladybug

36,459 Marinette/Adrien general

26,329 not tagged with a specific permutation

5,082 Adrinette (Adrien x Marinette)

Adrinette only 2600

Adrinette + Ladynoir 1842 (817 only)

Adrinette + Marichat 1506 (495 only)

4,090 Ladynoir (Chat Noir x Ladybug)

Ladynoir only 1908

Ladynoir + Marichat 1222 (230 only)

3,882 Marichat (Marinette x Chat Noir)

Marichat only 2064

Marichat + Adrinette + Ladynoir 566 (394 only)

1,622 Ladrien (Ladybug x Adrien)

Ladrien only 686

Ladrien + Adrinette 776 (94 only)

Ladrien + Marichat 699 (50 only)

Ladrien + Ladynoir 741 (78 only)

Ladrien + Adrinette + Ladynoir 631 (65 only)

Ladrien + Adrinette + Marichat 617 (51 only)

Ladrien + Ladynoir + Marichat 598 (32 only)

All four 566

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Chapters: ¼ Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chloé Bourgeois/Lila Rossi, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Characters: Chloé Bourgeois, Lila Rossi, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Duusu (Miraculous Ladybug), Sabrina Raincomprix, Zoé Lee (Miraculous Ladybug), Gabriel Agreste (mentioned) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Magic, Stressed Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Chloé Bourgeois Being Chloé Bourgeois, Badass Chloé Bourgeois, Marinette Dupain-Cheng is Ladybug, What-If, Light Angst, Turns out main-lining Akuma energy and not getting propely Miracle Cured has consequences, Episode: s05 Collusion (Miraculous Ladybug), Headshot AU, Chloe dies at the start but she’s fine, Mildly grisly descriptions of someone being killed, She got better and it was an accident, toxic yuri, Bittersweet Yuri, Implied Zoe/Sabrina, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Chloé Bourgeois-centric, Chloé Bourgeois Needs a Hug Summary:

The careless flick of a yoyo in anger leads to a death & sets of a daisy-chain of chaos that no one could hope to predict let alone control.