Animorphs books be like
Page 1: I am a child soldier. My every waking moment is defined by fear and paranoia. My dreams are full of unprocessed trauma. The fate of the entire world rests on me and my friends. I failed my geography test because I do not know the difference between Equator and Ecuador. Also, I'm really hazy on the difference between geography and geology. Again, the fate of the world rests on my shoulders.
Page 13: <Now THAT is a sexy monkey>
Page 26: *The dopest animal fact you've ever heard*
Page 27: Do you know about thermals? You do? Too bad, I'm going to explain them again.
Page 36: *fart joke fart joke 90's pop culture reference barf joke*
Page 40: Rachel kills someone with her bear hands. Not a typo.
Pages 3,15,16,25,26,30,33,37,40,44,46,50,55,56,57,60: TSEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Page 47: I willed my bones to melt faster. If there was a single bone in my body in the next ten seconds, everyone I ever loved of cared about would die an excruciating death.
Page 50: Funny alien thinks he's people.
Last page: *The gang goes to Burger King to avoid thinking about their war crimes*
The ladybug group is full of RN fanboys w 🇫🇷⚜️ un their username because ladybug gets associated w Jeanne d’arc (big symbol for the alt right) the only chill groups are like. Pegasus and carapace. Maybe rena too. The peacock is for insane tankies it’s like french 4chan on crack
I'm so glad miraculous ladybug now has its own canonical hellsite. I should make a design for the Zuckalike zoo founder I want him to look like a massive brown-nosing inhuman little piece of shit ❤️
i love looking at severance tumblr and seeing people dissect the dynamics between imark and omark and helly and helena because it’s exactly what we used to to with ladynoir and adrinette and marichat and ladrien
severance is just miraculous ladybug for grown ups
Swipe real quick between the two adrien close ups at the end and see a lil’ ghibli hair raise ;)
Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine
this 100 word drabble is the feather chapter from my @sadrien-week ficlet Like Salt Water to a Blister, posted yesterday to ao3, but I like it so much, I decided to share it here on its own.
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It was strange, to feel so proud of something so entirely morbid. But every bit of her was.
Her heart dropped to her stomach when it happened. When she saw her precious baby, lying on the ground, tears streaming down his red, ruddy cheeks. His tiny leg— swollen, even beyond the normal baby fat. It was horrible.
But at the same time, it was magnificent.
Instead of floating like a feather, he fell— to Earth. Solid, and human, and breakable. Real.
“Hush, you’re okay,” Emilie whispered as she brought Adrien close, kissing golden hair. “My love, stop crying.”
He did.
yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
my fav stamps (i have so many but these r a couple ive found)