Jasons Second Grave

i need the magnus chase series to be better known, we're like 3 people on this fandom and still no one drew a gyaru alex?????

i dont even ship them but im laughing my ass off ngl

WHAT GOOD IS LAW THAT CANT PUNISH THOSE WHO BREAK ITTTT!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩

AGAIN???? 😭

I love writing but sometimes I wish my creativity leaned towards art, because I need a picture of Jason wearing this shirt to exist somewhere

the sillies

Jason:

(Idk i'm bored i guess)

batman: what’s the situation?

commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage

batman: what are their demands?

commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.

batman:

[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]

harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.

caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.

harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —

[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]

batman: what station is this?

commisioner gordon: WGTM.

batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?

commissioner gordon:

batman:

commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.

AU where instead of dying, Bruce actually sold Jason to One Direction