John Constantine In Crossover Comics: Badass Cocky Occult Magician Who Is About To Trick God And The

Can you imagine Damian going through his puberty voice change while trying to intimidate villains?

Damian, in his new Manly Voice: Surrender or suffer.

Condiment King: Never! *sprays soy sauce at Bruce*

Damian: You coward. You fiend. How d—*voice crack, suddenly sounds like Minnie Mouse* —dArE yOU—

Condiment King:

Damian:

Bruce:

Tim: LOL

Condiment King, overcome with secondhand embarrassment: You know what, I’m gonna head home

i had a thought

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

This is based on a post I made a month ago basically saying what if Jason came back to Gotham but didn't bother with Bruce and kept his identity a secret from the bats until Damian shows up and reveals Jason's not dead but not knowing either that Jason is red hood when they go looking for Jason Red Hood decides to fuck with them for the laughs

AR-GEN-TINAAAA AR-GEN-TINAAAA 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

My take on the batkids:333 this is just a ref sheet for me hehe

Jason “I broke my best friend out of prison” Todd

Steph isn’t a swiftie, she’s 100% an Apple

Biggest Fiona Apple glazer alive

bruce wayne may have never left that alley but dick grayson takes the circus with him wherever he goes. so really theyre as bad as each otherrrrr

I've just started reading the kane chronicles and i can't stress enough how much i love this book as a biracial kid

John Constantine by Bilquis Evely and Mat Lopes