Vampire Nightwing 🦇

Jason Todd Wip

It’s a sunny day in Gotham, one of three they’ve had all year, and Bruce has been bullied by his doctor to go outside and get some sun. He’s slathering himself in sunscreen and is just about to finish up his face when he gets a text.:

Clark: JL meeting at 3PM Tuesday. Luthor is active again :(

Bruce: ✓ Seen 8:27 AM

Mind spinning about what Luthor could be up to, Bruce puts his phone down and dives into the pool.

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The next morning, Bruce wakes up with his nose feeling strange. He examines it in the mirror and sees it’s lobster red. He never finished applying the sunscreen.

Bruce: Hn

Damian: Father. You look like a fool.

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By Tuesday, Bruce’s nose is peeling. He shrugs it off and heads to the meeting. Once they’ve all settled down, he realizes his cowl is irritating his nose. Since the attendees are only Diana, Barry, Hal, J’onn, and Clark, he pulls the cowl off so he can concentrate.

Clark, finishing up his points on Luthor’s latest scheme: Any questions?

Hal: I’ve got one. Spooky, how come your nose is all white and flaky?

Bruce, flipping through his mental Rolodex of responses: Hn.

Hal: What, do you have that white nose fungus syndrome that bats get? Lol.

Bruce, stopping his mental Rolodex at Gain Sympathy:

Bruce: Are you treating me unfairly due to my medical condition?

Hal: What?

Bruce: Clark, is this workplace harassment?

Clark: Hal. :(

Hal: But he’s always…????!!! He’s… a BAT?!

Clark: Hal, I’m going have to report this to HR :/

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Wayne Family Adventures: Episode 31 - Dirty Little Secret

the lollipop thing is the cutest ngl

Nightwing #89 Preview

What we got from it:

Stretchy bat cowl

Pouty bat dad

Lollipops in the utility belt

Lollipops in the utility belt

Lollipops in the utility belt

Jason: *drinks one cup of coffee*

Bruce: Jay no that’s unhealthy 🥺

part three of the dickwing saga- the allegations (inspired by anon)

He is approximately three apples tall

the Titans by Amy Reeder

I understand why people write “other characters close to character X react to fucked up thing that happened to them” fics, it’s cathartic and it’s good character study, but sometimes in the back of my head I’m like “that guy would Not open up about that”