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Bart: can you please get me an ice cream?

Kon: no

Bart:…Bernard would get me an ice cream

Kon:

…

Bart, currently holding two ice creams: :)

He is approximately three apples tall

Jason: why is it that when I eat cold leftover pizza for breakfast, its “understandable” but when I make a pizza from scratch for breakfast, its all “what the fuck, Jason?” and “there’s clearly something wrong with you”?

god's tiniest dickbin (batman & robin: year one #1)

'why?'

sometimes it's not your circus and they're not your monkeys but you ARE friends with the clowns. you know?

people used to have media literacy, now you find lolita on the booktok romance section on libraries

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn’t even say ‘murder is bad’ at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can’t believe you condone murder, I can’t believe you’re pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I’m calling the cops, what the fuck, I’m shaking and crying.

Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

AGAIN???? 😭

You ever think about how Cassandra Cain was homeless for 10 years, wasn’t able to speak or read the entire time, and somehow made it from Macau all the way to Gotham? DC hello??? There’s a story there