Wait... Let Them Cook

coworker trying to figure out jesus’ last name said “jesus carpenter….. john carpenter……. sabrina carpenter………” like he was uncovering an ancient lineage.

These panels bring me an immense amount of joy

starfire by travis moore

The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

i literally will not ever stop talking about the direct parallels between romeo and juliet, and hamlet and horatio. two endings that were almost exactly the same with hamlet dying and horatio planning to kill himself. EXACTLY LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET. yet one was interpreted as romantic and one was not?? come on.

“A hot shower and breakfast is all I need.”

“In addition to sixteen hours’ sleep, a three-month vacation, a blood transfusion, and a full psychiatric examination.”

Detective Comics #661

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Compañero Bodoque preparándose para tomar el trono de Latino Sexyman

She is beauty, she is grace, and she will slam a brick into your face.

Robin (1993) #69