I Am Aware Of The Problems. However. I Would Rather Be Comfy In My Bed. Good Night.

the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

really wish gender was more of a hobby and less of a societal contract and mandate

i love when i am drinking water and some of it spills on my shirt and i dont really react.. i dont give a fuck anymore to be real with U

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

This is absolutely catastrophic.

breaking into the houses of beautiful women to steal their razors and whisper subliminal messages to them so they stop shaving their body hair

why are sweatpants so expensive... h&m better count your days