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New story soon hopefully

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐆𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐒? 

𝐇𝐌𝐌… 𝐈 𝐒𝐄𝐄. 

𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍?

hi hi and welcome to my 1k followers event ♪(´▽｀)

before we get into it, i just wanna thank all of u again for deciding my content and i were worth the follow, and bringing me to this point !! i’m grateful for each and every one of u and i hope my future content is worth sticking around for too 👩‍🦯

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓

this event will be running for a few days, or until i decide to close it (which could mean forever theoretically if i forget—) !! it will consist of :

the fake fic title game

ask games

𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄

this is pretty self explanatory but send in a title to a fake fic, and i’ll create a synopsis + a character to pair with it !! it may be angsty, it may be fluffy, it may just be pure crack !! honestly i won’t even know until i post it butkjdfh and if i feel particularly inspired by it i might write a lil scenario with it (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒

this is also quite self-explanatory, but it’s more of a fun/get-to-know-me kinda thing !! since there’s a lot of new ppl here, i thought it’d be fun to see some opinions on me and just in general find out more if ur curious since i’m a pretty open person,,,

if u wanna choose this option, u can pick from either of these posts, but make sure to specify the number ++ the ask/words/emojis used so i know, or just copy the question out if it’s easier,, 

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if u want to block the event tag, it’ll be #event : a story shall unravel

if this interests u then pls feel free to participate !! once again, thank u for all the support and i hope ur all taking care of yourselves 🥺

also, if i’m feeling productive i may or may not post the zhongli angst 🤺

Boopy’s Masterlist

A handy dandy guide to all my work! 

Steven Stone

Steven Stone NSFW Alphabet

Steven Stone Fluff Alphabet

Steven Stone as a husband and feather headcanons

Steven Stone as an expecting father headcanons

Dating Steven Stone Headcanons

Steven Stone with an injured! S/O headcanons

Widower! Steven Stone headcanons

Steven Stone with an S/O who has depression and imposter syndrome

Steven Stone on his S/O’s birthday headcanons

Steven Stone kissing headcanons

Jealous! Steven Stone headcanons

Leon

Leon with an ice type specialist S/O  headcanons

Leon with a shy S/O  headcanons

Leon NSFW headcanons

“A (not so) quiet day in the countryside” x reader fic

Leon Kissing Headcanons 

Leon on his S/O’s birthday headcanons

Leon on his S/O’s birthday headacnons NSFW (F!Reader)

Leon expecting his firstborn headcanons

Leon and his S/O having a home spa day headcanons

“Loose and Relaxed” x f! reader smut fic

Leon with a chubby S/O

Jealous! Leon headcanons

Jealous! Leon headcanons (nsfw)

Guzma

Guzma NSFW Alphabet

Guzma and an abandoned baby headcanons

Guzma with a short S/O headcanons

Protective Guzma headcanons

Horny Guzma headcanons

“The kind of man you deserve” Guzma x F!Reader smut fic

Sick! Guzma Headcanons

Guzma and his S/O living together headcanons

Mornings w/ Guzma headcanons

Guzma with a ghost-type specialist S/O

Guzma w/ a Joltik headcanons

Guzma w/ a very tall S/O headcanons

Silver

Silver with a classical pianist! S/O headcanons 

Silver with a flirty! affectionate! S/O headcanons 

Silver with a tsundere S/O headcanons

Silver kissing headcanons

Silver with a kuudere S/O headcanons

Blue Oak

“A job well done” x f!reader fic

Professor Sycamore

Professor Sycamore NSFW Alphabet

Sycamore as a husband and expecting father headcanons

“Noir in Technicolour” x f!reader fic

“Not your student anymore” x reader fic

Professor Sycamore Kissing headcanons (Kind of NSFW)

N Harmonia

N Harmonia NSFW Alphabet 

N Harmonia as a husband  headcanons

N Harmonia with an S/O who experiences sensory overload and trauma flashbacks headcanons

Sick! N Harmonia headcanons

N Harmonia Kissing headcanons

N Harmonia and his S/O living together headcanons

I don’t need bitches.

I kin rui, Idia & yoimiya can I be let in? 🤔🤔🤔🫣🫣

OMG YOIMIYA… wait. idia? No. Get some bitches

If you look at my comments they’ve been taking the hate to other games not affiliated with MiHoYo

Genshin impact rant; mostly about the community!

Dear Genshin Impact Community;

Please shut the fuck up, you guys are acting like entitled brats. “We spent money on the game we should get proper compensation!!” Yes I agree, but harassing Genshin Impact, THE ENGLISH ACCOUNT, at that is making you look stupid yes the anniversary rewards are lacking but look at everything else we got.

We have moonchase, community events, Aloy (yes I’m technically counting her, if you have a problem I don’t care). And those rating Genshin a 1 star for the rewards. Do you know the damage your doing!?

Genshin can be removed from the AppStore or PlayStore just because your mad about ingame rewards. Do they affect your gameplay? No. Are they still rewards? Yes. Are you guys hurting yourself? Big yes. Also stop bringing up Honkai and TOT.

You guys are saying we got a free S-Rank. Yes we did FOR THE THIRD ANNIVERSARY! Of course the rewards are gonna be better. But you guys just think we got it? Hell no, we had to work for it by doing small quests when all you have to do is login to receive the rewards.

Yes an anniversary for a game is big. But harassing the company for the rewards won’t change anything… your just wasting you rants on the game. So if you’re upset at the rewards please just take some time from the game and relax, get away from the game for a while.

If you take time to read my rant. Thank you!

Pink or Gray layout ? 🤔

AYAKAS UGLY DW

You forgot /J btw 🥰🥰

Ayaka’s pretty

My kokomi isn’t finished being built yet 😭😭 and she’s lvl 40 compared to my lvl 70 team so she needs workkkk

But I mean like…we can share 👁

No hu tao yet but trying to go strong

I wish you get hu tao if you haven’t yet !

OH SHE WAS MY FIRST FIVE STAR ACTUALLY ‼️ I stopped pulling after I got thoma but I’m lowkey wishing for a c1 since it’s that good 🙁

I don’t use her much anymore but my friend had like 90 wishes saved and maxed her out?? THEY DID 196k IN FRONT OF ME. She bullies my support hu tao for doing 1k 💀 ITS BECAUSE SHE ONLY IS USED FOR EM REACTIONS. She did 96k randomly then sometimes she’ll do 1k like my Childe.

That Flower Shop in Mondstadt (Various Mondstadt Characters)

“Oh! Mr. Diluc!” Diluc comes to your flower boutique every morning to pick up new flowers to replace to freshen up his winery which was just next door to your boutique. You always wonder why such a wealthy man would wanna buy flowers from your plain, humble shop. He had all the money in the world to buy much more beautiful flowers from much more famous and luxurious flower boutiques, so why buy here? Well, you weren’t one to question him, and you didn’t mind him.

“Good morning,” he simply stated as he went back to looking at the flowers.

“Those windwheel asters….did they come in yesterday?”

“Yeah! My family is constantly harvesting flowers, and I’m trying my best to help them!”

Your family run a farm all the way back in Liyue where they not just sell flowers, but fruits and vegetables too. 

“Are you perhaps preparing for the Windblume Festival to take place? You sure have a loaded amount of it, as well as cecilias.”

“Well, I told them that and asked if they can import more of those flowers to, you know..”

“Economics.”

You giggled at his statement.

Your shop was at hot topic during the Windblume Festival. Not only were your flowers good quality, but they were cheap too, something you prided over your shop.

“Anyways, I would like to buy these windwheel asters.”

“Alright!”

After paying for his flowers, you greeted him.

“Hope you have a nice Windblume Festival, Diluc!”

It wasn’t visible, but his face was printed with a small smile on his delicate features.

“You too.”

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“Good afternoon, y/n!”

“Hi, y/n!”

“Jean! Barbara! Welcome!”

Jean and Barbara, the two beautiful sisters, would always come here to visit your boutique to check out new flowers and, of course check up on their best friend, you. Always in the early afternoon.

“So, y/n. What tea have you brewed today?”

“Some osmanthus tea.”

Your family love delivering herbs to you, just so you won’t miss the taste of home. You found that really sweet, and also a great opportunity to share this earthy tea to others not from Liyue.

“Ooh! Nice!”

You poured the tea into three teacups as the smell of the osmanthus tea wafted through the air which helped calm the atmosphere of the tranquil boutique.

“One for you and one for you.”

“Thanks y/n!”

“Thank you very much, y/n.”

“Hope you have a wonderful Windblume Festival!”

“You too!”

“Yeah!”

You three giggled.

“Cheers!”

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“See you got super excited over the Windblume decorations of your store, y/n!”

“Yes, hello Venti.”

The bard would come to your boutique randomly, but always in the afternoon. He likes coming to your boutique to talk about many things and he even offered to play some music for some “boutique jazz” is what he liked to call.

“Say, I like those turquoise and gold banners you have this year!”

“You don’t say?”

“Mhm! Anyways, do you still have some of that, ahem, osmanthus wine of yours your family is also well known for?~” he raised his eyebrows with that, oh so, suggestive smirk. He might be cute, but he was very much a mischievous bard.

“Yes, yes, I do,” you smiled and rolled your eyes, taking out the auburn bottle with a yellow gold and white label on it.

“Ahahahaha! Wonderful! As thanks, I’d like to invite you to be one of my pupils!”

Oh, you know this. He always does it every Windblume Festival where he would get people and teach people on how to write a good poem. Looks like you made pre-payment for a class you haven’t attend yet.

“Oh, no, I really shouldn’t! Ahehe…”

“Oh where’s the fun, y/n? It’ll be way more fun than last year! Promise!”

You sighed. That’s what he said every year. But you couldn’t resist thos adorable puppy eyes he was giving you. Ah, he’s lucky he’s cute.

“Alright, fine.”

“That’s the spirit, y/n! Meet you at five in the evening! Have a wonderful Windblume Festival!”

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“Albedo.”

“Y/n”

Albedo came here to buy your flowers and use them for experiements.

Sometimes he came with Sucrose but it looks like today he came alone.

“Any flowers you would like to buy?”

“Hmmm, yes. Those qinxings and wolfhooks over there.”

“Alright.”

As he finished paying, he asked you, “So, y/n. Have any plans for today’s Windblume Festival?”

“Oh, eh, yeah. Just recently. Venti asked me to participate in his poetry class,” you sighed.

He simply chuckled. “Well, that’s nice.”

He gave you an amber stone, on it, or more like inside it, was a cecilia.

“I was experimenting with minerals and in the process I made this. I found it quite beautiful, so I thought maybe I should give it to you for the Windblume Festival.”

You smiled softly. “Yeah, it really is beautiful. Thank you so much, Albedo!”

“You too!”

“Oh yeah, tell Sucrose I said hi!”

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“K-Kaeya??”

“Why if it isn’t the Lady Silk Flower herself, y/n!”

“Please stop calling me that…”

Kaeya was that flirtatious knight, as well as Diluc’s brother. He would always be at Diluc’s winery to drink together with Venti and Rosaria. He’s not really there to buy flowers, more so of your osmanthus wine you sold, but he’s not really a regular customer, nor was he a rare visitor. Usually in the evening. But as charming as he is, why did he want to learn poetry when he’s a natural at being a poetic and constructive flirter?

“Well, Venti, what do you say?”

“Deal!”

You groaned internally. Great, now there’s homework.

“So, Silk Flower, what are you going to be writing about?” Kaeya asked as he gave you a playful smirk.

As much as this guy was pulling at your nerves, you couldn’t help but swoon internally of how fine he looks. That damn knight.

“Love,” you said as your facial features remain stoic.

“Ahahaha! Oh you!”

There was a comfortable silence between the both of you.

“Why not tomorrow at seven in the evening I invite you over to the Dawn Winery? Hm?~ Don’t worry, the drinks are on me.”

“I don’t really drink, but, if you want, I can bring a bottle of my family’s osmanthus wine?” you offered.

He simply let out a soft chuckle before he used his hand and gently grab your chin and tilted you up to face him.

“I just want you, though.~”

You blushed a crimson red before you pushed him away. “Oh shush! You want my wine or not?!”

“Of course , of course!” he laughed

Geez.

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“Hm?”

“Surprise!”

Dawn Winery was filled with all the familiar faces. From Diluc to Sucrose and even Albedo was there, smiling.

“What’s going on?”

“It’s a thank you party of course!”

“Thank you party?”

“Yes,” now Diluc got your attention, “Before Windblume, I saw you working day in and out to import and export flowers, and of course your family wine. We just wanted to thank you and that we appreciate your hard work, y/n. You’re flowers and presence really freshen and lighten our day.”

“Mhm! Now come sit down and be merry with us, y/n!” Venti exclaimed with that drunk smile of his.

“You-you guys…you really didn’t have to do this.”

“Of course we had to, y/n,” Jean smiled warmly.

Barbara nodded. “Yeah! You deserve it!”

Albedo simply nodded.

“But-”

Diluc cut you off as he pat your head to which you instantly shut up and looked at him with a slightly red face.

“Yes. Yes you do, y/n. Now, let us enjoy this moment together. All of us.”

Now he really smiled.

Damn....that’s a lot.

Should I go through twst smut and write down EVERYONE who liked it reblogged it 😇