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Diasomnia Dorm | Lilia Vanrouge

summary: when told to shoot down the traitor in their team, he always knew that it would be you. however, he didn't think that it'd be so difficult.

trigger warning(s): angst, war, mentions of blood, death

authors note: i know you i walked with you once upon a dream

Lilia held the gun in his hand, slightly raising a brow before letting out a sigh, approaching one of his dearest friends. A smile appeared on his face, sitting next to them on the dirt.

"[y/n], are you dozing off?" He asked, tittering as their eyes shot open and they instinctively reached for the weapon nearest to them. "Haha, calm yourself, it's only me."

They staggered in their words, "O-Oh... my apologies, Lilia. I thought you were someone else." They said, piquing his curiosity. "I've been awfully paranoid for the past few days, haven't I?"

"Hm. Quite." He adjusted himself, staring straight ahead. "Have you been experiencing any nightmarish infestations in your daze?" He questioned, earning a nod.

"I couldn't get proper sleep once the dark comes. And once daylight appears, I wish to pass out, yet I can't..."

His eyes glanced in their direction, "Well, come here, then."

And then they looked back at him, "Pardon?"

"A comrade so dear to me unable to taste the sweetness of sleep? Even I require such. So, come. You can sleep against me for as long as you'd like." He smiled so cunningly yet looked genuinely sweet, "I can sing you a lullaby if that's what you wish."

Their brows rose and a pout formed on their lips, "Do you view me as a child? What nonsense." They crossed their arms, aggressively laying their head on his lap. "Very well, considering you offered, I shall sleep for as long as I please."

He chuckled, his hand gently patting their head.

"... don't complain if your leg cramps."

"I wouldn't dream of telling you."

For the first time in a while, [y/n] managed to feel the satisfying essence of sleep and dreams. And in their dream, they imagined a life where they wouldn't know what a gun is or the thought of killing their comrades. For a bit, they're at peace.

As a few more weeks passed, the soldiers would hear the news of an infiltrator living amongst them. Such thorough search leads to little to no sources, but the higher-ups know it's one of them.

Lilia's presence was requested by the lord of the Valley of Thorns, who had also known about the traitor. As he was a remarkable soldier and was trusted by many, the lord instructed him to track down the traitor and assassinate them at once.

Bestowed upon him was a specialized gun that contained two bullets. With his strong eyesight, he was only given two. If he's unable to shoot them dead the first try, he can surely finish them off with the second one.

He obliged with the lord's wishes, leaving his presence with him eyeing the gun in his hands. The actions he performed felt unknowingly nostalgic, but he paid no mind to it.

His hearing allowed him to find the culprit, and though he wasn't surprised, he did feel some sort of pit drop in his stomach. But, once more, he paid no mind to such.

As he got outside, he looked over his shoulder to see [y/n] sneaking up behind him, causing them to flinch at his sudden motions.

"Ah! Lilia!" They huffed.

"Hehe, did I startle you?"

"As always... honestly, your instincts are just... crazy, but in a good sense." Their shoulders sink as a dramatically defeated expression loomed their face.

He approached them, slinging an arm around their shoulders, "Either way, I'd take 'crazy' as a compliment. I very much appreciate you, [y/n]." He grinned.

"And I to you, Lilia."

The smile on his face slightly faltered but he maintained the grin, ushering [y/n] to a secluded place as he was quick to notice the two neatly wrapped boxes in their hands. As he did so, they casually gave him his box that had a lovely silk wrapping it. Grateful as he was, he took it, thanking them for the extra food they made.

"I'm pretty sure I'm a better cook than you, anyway, so this is my treat." They snickered, "Don't you enjoy my cooking?"

He looked at them, "Of course I do. Now, come, let's enjoy this together before we get caught."

"Alright, Lilia."

How sudden the turn of events has led to. A nice and calm conversation resulted in Lilia holding the gun against [y/n]'s temple, though he continued to smile, his eyes were as cold as the winter breeze kissing one's skin.

"I know you're the infiltrator, [y/n]." He whispered, taking a bite out of the food they made.

They side-eyed him; one expects to have a shaken breath and hitched form, but all they were was calm. The expression on their face remained unfazed as though they continued the conversation they shared just earlier.

"You're so admiring, Lilia." They whispered.

Confused yet curious, he asked, "Are you buttering me up to escape your demise?"

Their head turned, the gun now pointing at their forehead. "Can't I express my admiration for you? Why must I escape such inevitable consequences when I'm fully aware that I'll end up just like that in the end?"

"Our lord assigned me the duty to assassinate you. But, if I may ask, why are you so relaxed at the brink of death?" His eyes glinted as he cocked the gun with his thumb, index ready to pull the trigger at any moment.

"I predict in the future that we will meet once again, so why should I fear?" They moved closer, hand pressed against the ground, which caused him to slightly back up. "Besides, being killed by a true friend of mine is something I adored dreaming of."

Their food was long forgotten on the ground as they gradually crawled up to him, such dazed fondness glistened behind their gleeful eyes.

"What are you doing?" He whispered.

"Something I've dreamed of."

Their lips pressed against his and their eyes closed, a vision of them when they were much younger, dancing together carelessly under the rain as the moon caressed the droplets that rolled down their skin ever-so.

For they knew that the promise he mumbled under his breath can never be fulfilled. That one day, they could marry one another and raise children to become as mighty as he was.

A dream he never thought they walked through in their head as he pulled the trigger. He held their limping body as it now laid against his chest. The food they created was stained with the blood that splattered through the hole in their head.

Tears drowned his eyes while a soft hue of red cascaded his face, flustered by what they sealed.

Oh.

Oh.

Lilia let out a laugh as he had startled the freshmen that were talking about him. He appeared in between Ace and the Prefect, and he was quite curious of them.

A human with no magic? Now that's interesting.

His eyes locked with theirs, and the mischievous smile on his face disappeared.

They stared back at him, slightly uncomfortable with his staring. "What? Is there something on my face?" They asked, fingers nearing their cheek.

The smile traced back and he let out a hum.

"Nothing... I just knew you, once upon a time."

Hu Tao is fricking amazing!! I wish I had her, but her losing health when she used ‘E’ might cause some problems for me.

(Because I can’t dodge for SOME reason)

And I’m sure Hu Tao would die quickly

No hu tao yet but trying to go strong

I wish you get hu tao if you haven’t yet !

OH SHE WAS MY FIRST FIVE STAR ACTUALLY ‼️ I stopped pulling after I got thoma but I’m lowkey wishing for a c1 since it’s that good 🙁

I don’t use her much anymore but my friend had like 90 wishes saved and maxed her out?? THEY DID 196k IN FRONT OF ME. She bullies my support hu tao for doing 1k 💀 ITS BECAUSE SHE ONLY IS USED FOR EM REACTIONS. She did 96k randomly then sometimes she’ll do 1k like my Childe.

Twisted wonderland x Obey Me!Mc

Mc was five when they first went to Devildom and they got adopted by Lucifer as they had no family. They are now 16 yeas old and they get transported to Twisted Wonderland, how will everyone react with Mc having a fucked up sense of humour, can blackmail people in minutes, just to cute to say no to and really innocent (the brothers protected her innocent a little too much).

———

Mc has NO fear at all. After you have face Lucifer enough times nothing scares you anymore. Mc has eaten stuff that should have killed them... but it didn’t.

Crewel: Yuu! Why did you eat that, bad dog!

Mc: We eat this all the time back at home! It’s totally normal.

Crewel: That was highly poison to humans!

Mc: Oh. Well I’m fine!

———

At random day Mc will have one of the demon brothers following them or sleeping on them. The first time it happened was with Belphegor, he slept on mc for the whole day and they had to drag him around the school.

Ace: Yuu who’s that?

Mc: He’s Belphegor Avatar of Sloth.

Ace: What is he doing?

Mc: He’s sleeping dumbass

Deuce: On your head.

Mc: Yes.

Deuce: Are you use to him sleeping on your head as you drag him?

Mc: Of course, he dose this all the time. Now let’s go to class.

*At class*

Crewel: Yuu! Who is that sleeping on you?

Mc: He’s Belphegor the Avatar of Sloth.

Crewel: He can’t be here as he is not a student.

Belphegor: I will do what ever I want you stupid mortal being!

Crewel: What did you just say!

Belphegor: Fuck you! I will sleep wherever I want to!

Mc: He’s a demon.

Crewel: Please tell me sooner if someone is a demon puppy.

———

The strongest demon that had ever followed Mc around would be Mammon, which people weren’t scared of as he my be powerful but is actually really nice. Night Raven College has only seen Belphegor, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satan and Mammon. So after winter break Lucifer arrived at the school, sending everyone into shock.

Lucifer: Yuu! Where have you been!

Mc: I have been going to a school called Night Raven College in Twisted Wonderland.

Lucifer: You can’t use magic in that world.

Mc: I know. I have a cat raccoon thing named Grim that can do magic.

Lucifer: I will be following you around today. Now where are you from you surely don’t sleep in this place.

Mc: I do sleep here...

Lucifer: Take me to the headmaster so we can have a little chat about your living conditions.

Ace: Yuu ready for another d-

Lucifer: *Smiling and glaring at ADeuce*

Deuce: Umm. H-hello s-si-sir Lucifer!

Mc: He’s my papa!

Grim: He came in the middle of the night.

-Later in Crowley’s office-

Mc: Headmaster someone needs to see you~

Crowley: If you are asking about the way home I’m not d-

Lucifer: No. I want to talk to you personally.

Crowley: Mr. L-Lucifer! What brings you here?

Lucifer: I want to know about the dorm you put my child in and how you treat them.

Crowley: Uh um. Ohhhh yes. We can talk about that.

Mc: I have to go to class bye.

———

Mc and Grim had now gotten Ramshackle dorm renovated and their allowance has been raised. In the end it is now school known that Mc is the adopted child of Lucifer Avatar of Pride.

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CAN I JUST, LIKE SHARE SOMETHING - okay, since NRC is an all boys school and bc of that all of the boys just kind of assume MC is a dude too right?? MC just wears hoodies and oversized clothing in general! Well, one day while cleaning the Heartslabyul gardens, MC takes off her shirt and is left in a tank top, and the school proceeds to have a crisis, the staff to bc AAAA SHOULDERS - 😂😂😂😂😂

mc shows a glimpse of skin and the entire school shuts down like it's a national emergency!!!! students from each and every dorm come to see you, keeping you from getting any actual work done, and Riddle almost overblots in a fit of rage.

You're here to clean the gardens and Riddle won't stand for any dilly-dallying. He tries to maintain a semblance of order as the other Heartslabyul students crowd around you, but you suspect it's more out of jealousy than an actual sense of duty. Ace pinches your shoulder and teases you for being 'shameless' with all that skin out, but despite his sarcastic remarks, his ruby eyes remain glued to the pleasant line of your upper body. Deuce tries to protect you, bless his heart, but his face glows an iridescent red as he gently pulls you away from Ace, his hand lingering on your back.

Cater is already taking pictures of you and uploading them on MagiCam. The close-up of your pretty shoulders gets a thousand likes a minute… and Cater promptly makes the post private, simmering in quiet irritation as he finds himself being possessive of a girl for the first time. Trey tries to get the first years to leave you alone… and then promptly uses his senpai status to lead you away from the others and enjoy a few moments alone with you as you two continue to clean the gardens. You completely miss the way he gazes at your sweaty skin with clouded eyes whenever you turn your back to him.

Che'nya materializes behind you and steals kisses on your shoulders from time to time. He disappears immediately after with a chuckle so no one can stop him. Ace tries to smack him with a broom but misses every time.

You're wearing a tank top? Savanaclaw can smell your scent from a mile away. You somehow find yourself sandwiched between Jack and Leona, Jack's nose bumping against your shoulder while Leona's brushes against your neck. Ruggie swoops in to save you, pulling you away as he half-assedly scolds the other two. You don't notice how his thumb brushes over your pulse point, marking you with his scent, nor the way the air seems to spark with tension between the four of you when Ruggie keeps his hands firmly on your bare shoulders.

Azul clears his throat and tries to pretend he's not affected. He's very affected. He tries to romantically caress your shoulder but he's immediately cockblocked by Floyd and Jade. The twins hover around you like two skyscrapers and actively distract you from cleaning, poking and prodding at your exposed skin like they've never seen a clavicle before. Floyd attempts to take a bite but Jade pushes his face away before he can chomp down on you.

Jamil should be used to seeing exposed skin since his country's fashion is light and breezy, but he takes one (1) glance at you and flushes. He hides his face under his hood, but he steals glances when he thinks you're not looking. Kalim just waltzes up to you and wraps an arm around your shoulders, grinning from ear to ear as he offers to help you with your chores. You don't think much of it. It's just Kalim being a sweetheart. But the way he holds you flush against his body and looks down at you with mischief in his eyes tells you he may not be as pure as you think...

What is this, a zoo? Vil clicks his tongue and swats away the greedy hands that reach for your body. He's known you were a girl this entire time, of course, and he won't stand to have your blossoming beauty tarnished by a bunch of unruly monkeys. He casually offers to wipe the sweat off your shoulders… and then smoothly moves to dry off your cleavage too, lingering a bit too long with his fingers and giving you a dazzling smirk when you blush.

You hear Rook gleefully singing your praises all the way across the garden, his words getting sweeter and sweeter the closer he gets to you. You're all sweaty and flushed with exhaustion and yet here he is, following you around with a happy smile on his face and roses blooming around him as he waxes poetry like you're Helen of Troy. Epel is about to have a mental breakdown. He has to pretend to be all princely and polite because Vil is here, but he's seconds away from beating the shit out of Ace and Floyd with his metal dustpan. He remains glued to your side and drapes himself over you, bristling like a feral cat whenever someone tries to touch you.

Idia praises and curses the gods in the same breath. He should have stayed in his room!!! … But then he would have missed out on this premium moe content of his favorite character, (y/n)—! Maybe going out into the real world from time to time is not so bad?! He squats down and brings his hands to his head as he has a mini panic attack. If you and your bare shoulders get too close to him, he will pass out.

The only good thing about having Diasomnia's attention on you is that whenever they take a step towards you, everyone else takes four steps back. Malleus sighs and lets you stand next to him under his mantle, keeping a hand on the small of your back. His gaze is dark and intense as it flickers between your neck and your shoulders. You think he might be slightly flustered at the sight of your skin. Lilia is usually an old fashioned gentleman with you, so it catches you completely off guard when he sneaks up behind you and gives your neck a little love bite. It doesn't hurt. He just... rests his fangs on your skin for a second and your heart nearly jumps out of you. He cheekily licks your sweat off his lips and grins as he tells you to be more aware of your surroundings.

Sebek refuses to look at you, covering his mouth with a hand as his cheeks glow a light shade of pink. He stubbornly keeps his eyes on the half-painted rose bushes as he pretty much orders you to hide your half-naked self behind him. You're… most definitely not half-naked, but you know Sebek is just trying to protect you in his own awkward way, so you go along with it for a bit. Silver looks like the perfect knight in shining armor as he stands next to you, keeping the others away with a steely glare, a hand resting on his baton. You actually manage to finish your chores under his watchful gaze, and relish in the way his cheeks flush a little when you smile and thank him. He reaches up to brush your hair off your sweaty shoulders, his eyes burning into yours with unspoken longing.

At the end of your chaotic day, Crewel places his fluffy coat on your small frame and reminds you to be careful around men. You don't see the smirk he sends Crowley over your shoulder, nor the way the headmaster fumes at being beaten to the punch. It's his coat you should be wearing! He places his top hat on you instead, and starts brooding very dramatically whenever you attempt to take it off.

…

You sigh and keep Crowley's hat on for the rest of the evening.

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Waiting for my idia ceremony robe card to come home. WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPY

Imagine not picking Idia’s Ceremonial robe card 💃

I’m about to roll soon. She gonna come home, I will drag her !

Had to spent money for ayaka because SOMEONE didn’t come home.

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