Well….more Stalking Than Fighting

Person A: I am not obsessed with your ass.

Person B: You have an entire album with over 2,000 pictures dedicated to it called “Proof that God exists.”

Chapters: 9/9 Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron) Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Lance's Family (Voltron) Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Slow Burn, Eventual relationship, Happy Ending, Pining, some homophobia, Lots of Cursing, some biphobia, I started this before Lance was revealed to be cuban, Mexican Lance (Voltron), Korean Keith (Voltron), Orphan Keith (Voltron) Summary:

"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?” Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn’t sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? “Alright, it’s a deal.”

Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'.

And here he is! Slade/Tigerseye for the TTGem AU. >:)

God, I love this evil, manipulative douche. I think a lot of us do. XD

Tigerseye ‘serves’ all of the Diamond Authority willingly, his work mostly consisting of the assassination of certain gems that happen to cause the Authority problems. Which in turn causes him problems, so of course he’ll take care of such nuisances.

Though, that doesn’t mean he works free of charge. His contributions to the Authority allow him near free reign of Homeworld & it’s resources to use to his benefit (which he does in moderation). And just because he can, Tigerseye always keeps the symbol of the former 4-Diamond Authority. He holds a certain respect for all 4 gems of the Authority. He’s not above admitting when someone is doing a decent job of ruling, as long as they don’t screw him over.

((EDIT: Almost forgot to mention this, but the gem suggestion for Slade was made by @terramarkovrocks))

5041. Kyd Wykkyd doesn't speak because his mother slit his throat in a murder attempt as a child, proclaiming him the son of the devil.

submitted by  thefirstmindbender

Adeline: Shortly after you were born, your father and I divorced, and I took the children.

Jericho: [signing] You told me my father died of disappointment the day I was born!

I like how Yellow Diamond already forgot about Peridot but Blue Diamond still remembers Ruby and Sapphire.

she petty

Anyone else notice that Robin and Raven stockings are next to each other. For any RobRae fans

Geez, I actually almost forgot about Blackfire in this AU! XD Here she is as another Ametrine like Starfire, but of the blue + purple variety of it. :3

The two of them were close when they were first formed, since they have their gem in the same place, & were created in the Kindergarten only minutes apart from each other. Star!Ametrine quickly latched onto Black!Ametrine as a ‘sisterly’ figure, & Black!Ametrine did as well to an extent….until she decided it was beneath her to serve the Authority.

And in the process of fucking over Homeworld on her way off planet, she framed Star!Ametrine in her place, breaking the bond she didn’t have as much stake in that Star!Ametrine did.

WOF tribe Merchant/Trading booth concepts:

Hey folks! This one was the recent winner of this WOF poll, so here’s my concept art that headcannons trading in Pyrrhia.

Read below cut for close-ups of the individual booths + the thought process / headcannons behind the design choices: 👇

Skywings: The Sky Kingdom’s mountain ranges provide plenty of pasture for raising sheep. As such, Skywing shepherds benefit from traveling to sell their wool, dyes, fabric, and woven tapestries. Many of these merchant tables also include herbs grown exclusively in the mountains, or ibex drinking horns that can be strapped on a dragon’s shoulder & carried in flight.

Along with goods, Skywing merchants may offer sewing services to fix tears, burn marks, or other fabric damage. They are sought out for their quality clothing, and most fabric across Pyrria originated from a Skywing’s talons.

Mudwings: Mudwings’ abundant food & cooking skills are envied almost anywhere in Pyrrhia. Their swamps have fertile soil, responsible for hosting diverse crops which can be purchased as produce at merchant stalls. For those lucky enough to find a traveling Mudwing merchant, the promise of a delicious dish can be whipped up and served at the stall in no time. Along with produce goods, Mudwings sell weaved baskets, spices, and cooking ware.

Sandwings: Sandwing booths offer luxuries of the desert: It’s most common to find accessories such as gold carved jewelry or musical instruments such as drums, lyres, & mandolins for sale. Though, even more sought out across Pyrrhia is Sandwing tattoos/piercings, which are done within the merchant areas. Ink etchings on papyrus paper are stationed outside their tents to showcase designs. All which can be selected, and poked into the skin with a tapping stick and plant dye ink by a trained talon.

Seawings: SeaWings sell a variety of ocean related goods; taking a share in the fish market with Icewings. Outside of food, there are den decorations like driftwood carvings, accessories such as seashell & pearl jewelry, and rope nets weaved by expert Seawing sailors. Some Seawings even sell fishing equipment, canoes, or offer sailor knot tying instructions to curious dragon buyers.

Nightwings: During the war, it was near impossible to find a Nightwing merchant. Most refused to participate in merchant territory, mostly as a way to keep up with their tribe’s mysterious nature.

Though in the more shady, unground parts of the market you can buy from a huge selection of obsidian weaponry, the sharpest in Pyrrhia. No one knew initially how Nightwings smithed so many weapons, or why, until their secret volcano kingdom and the intention to invade the rainforest was discovered. Then forging armor & weapons became clear. Along with a vast armory, for the right price, some Nightwing merchants offer Prophecies & Nightwing Literature (not always guaranteed to always be reliable) and assassin services as well (very reliable).

Rainwings: Though Rainwings haven’t been part of Pyrrhia trading for years, they have a vast hold on dragon medicine. An apothecary of herbs, salves, and remedies are all offered for various ailments due to the rainforest’s abundant resources. Along with medicinal goods, many Rainwings are fruit vendors, promising to any hesitant meat-eating dragons that such an array of flavors isn’t to be missed. Though, their fruit selling pitches often fall flat to most other predominantly meat-eating tribes.

Icewings: Icewings have everything a dragon could need to brace the cold, with a selection of goods only found in the most frigid regions of Pyrrhia. Furs, bone jewelry, and fresh fish (thanks to frost breath) are served on ice. Though Icewings themselves don’t require fur to withstand the cold, it’s considered fashionable and common in upper ranks to wear fur as a status symbol. Since metal is hard to smith without fire & in cold temperatures, fur and bone are more accessible to Icewings for clothing statements.