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I had to do a quick art on this

“oh yes, i am very reasonable and normal about this subject!!”

*proceeds to mass reblog any related content*

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

self care checkpoint

this is a friendly reminder that you can meow like a kitten or woof like a dog, or make any sounds that you want to make. and you can make these sounds whenever you want

I love the au's where people use the tragedy & comedy masks but I think I have an unpopular opinion

I think Sun should be the tragedy and Moon should be the comedy.

Because literally

Sun in every game: oh my GOD what did I do to deserve this. I'm so miserable, I'm in pain, why am I even here

Meanwhile Moon: hehe hoohoo

[While waiting outside the principal's office]

Noya: What are you in for?

Asahi: Oh, they just want to know if it's cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation at the auditorium. What about you?

Noya: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.

Asahi:

Asahi: We live different lives.

Noya: Very.

on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

He looks so cute I love it

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bokuto icon commission for @/simpleparoxysm on twitter

Alex Hirsch is a treasure