But It Only Works If 4 People Are Having Sex Lol

“The Pyramid Guy from the opening credits literally has no significance to the show and never will. He’s just a generic image made to look mythological or spooky like most things in the intro.”

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

the two types of billford content

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

Number 18 of the Close Encounters Collection, "Smug"!

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

Needed to hear that

This one took so much time