When I Was A Kid I Got A 90% On My Kindergarten "what Are Your Favorite Things?" Test Because For The

on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

sorry what

and that's all of the main cast, holly-jolly-fied!

~ reblogs appreciated bc doing all of these basically took days lol ~

shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

OH MY GODDDD HORIKOSHI!!!

Sometimes a hug is all that’s needed

I had to do a quick art on this