That's A Fantastically Framed Shot. Wow.

A: occupied Poland.

First Felon has over 3500 court cases.

Now that he is a convicted felon, fraud, and adjudicated rapist, he wants to skip judicial process and one-way ticket innocent people to concentration camps in El Salvador.

ugh SO GOOD gotta read this shit

COURAGE: CHAPTER FOUR

Chapter Four: The Courage to Trust Another With Your Heart

Rating: Explicit

CW/TW: Past alcohol abuse and suicidal ideation

Story Summary: Aziraphale Eastgate is unfailingly polite, effortlessly charming, and seems to like everyone in Central London—everyone, that is, except Anthony Crowley. And for the life of him, Crowley has never understood why. But when they find themselves trapped on a week-long vacation with their best friends, Maggie and Nina, it doesn't take long for Crowley to find out.

Chapter Excerpt:

“Crowley, I understand,” Aziraphale whispers. “People can be so cruel. Leave you in the middle of the night. Kick you to the kerb. Make you feel you aren’t right or enough or worth the effort. I never want you to feel that way, not ever again. Oh, god, I have so much to make up for. And I will, if you’ll let me.” I must look confused, because he presses his lips to mine, then goes on. “I’m not asking you for anything. I realise you don’t have any reason to trust me. Just… Let me be your friend. Get to know me. I want a chance is all. Please, Crowley. Just a chance.”

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Thank you to the amazing @gleafer for the cover art!

And thank you to my betas @on1occasionfork and @brenna

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"boy moms we need to do better" ok so the first step is no longer calling yourself a boy mom and not building your identity around having a son

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

You gotta laugh or you'll cry as they say.

This is so utterly hairraisingly ridiculous that you wish she made that story up, but it is unfortunately true.

since facebook nixed fact checking some really cool things are being shared and I am totally here for it