As Usual I Have No Ducking Clue What I’m Doing

Hey fuckers I’m here to join you gremlins

Me rn if you care

How i look when I see a loud noise

So I was at school playing uno today and well we where play stack uno so if you lay down a plus two it can be rederecyed to the next person with another plus card soooooo we made one of the teachers draw 20

If I was an English teacher on April fools day

All my students would come in unaware of the horrors that await

Every thing will be covered in my little pony things every shity grammar poster replaced with a toxic mix of colors so bright it could blind a man

I would start the class pretending everything was normal with one exception as I walk up to greet everyone at my desk and begin attendance

“Good morning Everypony” i say

I go through attendance as normal but if anyone has something drawn on them I state in an overly cheerful voice “ my goodness did you get your cutie mark why don’t you come up and show the class”

After that I continue on with everything going through the plans for the day

“Today we will be doing character analysis I have chosen a show that is perfect for this. Your goal for to day is to begin working on a 3 to 5 paragraph paper that will be due on Friday.

I turn on my little pony

The next day everything’s gone

But they still have to do the paper and I’m using my little pony as examples for every thing till at least the end of the week

Dnd character ideas : a eco terorosist Druid , a warlock with a over protective deity make sure to nerf or will be way over powered,

My organs are trying to escape

Im feeling rebiolus so I shall now eat raw spaghetti

I have found myself in a hell of my own creation made of my own sheer determination and an increasingly frustrating white 3032 witch is a front loader I had to search for it’s instructions online only to find they were excruciatingly hard to read

This is the frog in question btw

This fucker killed a whole elephant and then ate it all by himself

Hey you my severe case of adhd! SHUT THE HELL UP O DONT CARE IF YOU JUST WANT TO SIT AROUND ALL DAY WE HAVE THINGS TO DO WERE CLEANING OUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND IM NOT GONNA HEAR IT