Yo So You Guys No How In Legend Of Zelda Btw If You Take Chu Chu Jelly And Throw It Into A Fire You Get

They updated the badge arcade and now I can’t get free badges

Proving something wrong is just a conspiracy theory with logic based in facts

Asmodeus is a bard and no one can convince me otherwise

Both my mom and sister did this once

My friend Chris bought a 12 pound bag of peach rings and won’t put it down.

Sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug

The saying “ one day you will have to answer for your actions and god will not be so merciful.” Is far to unthreatening why don’t we use

“ a time will come where you must face your creator and repent for all you have done , but you will find them capable of great mercy despite all your sins .however I am not nearly as merciful as they will be. “

My fucking god

Is owning a kea legal in minisosta

I love how both corvids and parrots are in general highly intelligent, but where corvids generally have strict hierarchies, solve disagreements in the pecking order by fighting, and have a strong dislike for anything new or foreign until they figure out how to make use of it, parrots are just here to party.

The New Caledonian crow, who knows how to specifically build a tool in order to build another tool, never engages in play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with the right to vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time to play, they got work to do and kids to raise.

And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime!". Scientists decided to try what happens if they play the Play Call for two fully-grown adult keas that are together in an area and can clearly see there is no other, third kea to make the call, and they just go "great idea, disembodied voice! it's TIME TO FUCKING PARTY!" and start wrestling.

Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.

Dr Jack Bright is a very good example of “the class clown usually has a bad home life our trauma”

It could be a musical siren like the Yamaha music siren although I’m pretty sure most musical tornado sirens I did some research and found out that they could play silent night but it doesn’t sound like a Yamaha so idk

Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.

Sometimes I like to write in the way old prophecy’s of vague undoing are worded