I Just Realized That Voldemort Is A Lich And A Horcruxe Is Just A Canopic Urn

GUYS IM FREAKING OUT I JUST HEARD A WHALE NOISE 4 TIMES NOW I LIVE NO WHERE NEAR THE SEA IN FACT IVE NEVER SEEN THE SEA AND MY AuDIO IS OFF SO IT CANT BE THAT

Proving something wrong is just a conspiracy theory with logic based in facts

I dub thee ………….. woodchuck

A dude in my class is playing Minecraft on a school computer using an emulator or something this is a big deal cause our school uses go guardian and we physically can only download 2 apps in the App Store one being gramerly and the other I think is 2048

If I was an English teacher on April fools day

All my students would come in unaware of the horrors that await

Every thing will be covered in my little pony things every shity grammar poster replaced with a toxic mix of colors so bright it could blind a man

I would start the class pretending everything was normal with one exception as I walk up to greet everyone at my desk and begin attendance

“Good morning Everypony” i say

I go through attendance as normal but if anyone has something drawn on them I state in an overly cheerful voice “ my goodness did you get your cutie mark why don’t you come up and show the class”

After that I continue on with everything going through the plans for the day

“Today we will be doing character analysis I have chosen a show that is perfect for this. Your goal for to day is to begin working on a 3 to 5 paragraph paper that will be due on Friday.

I turn on my little pony

The next day everything’s gone

But they still have to do the paper and I’m using my little pony as examples for every thing till at least the end of the week

Re usures self that the vacuum can’t hurt me

Or as a punishment

YOU,LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ………… so me my mom and some freinds went to roller skating rink called cheapskate and we where hanging out getting reddy to go home when suddenly on the speakers where they play music for you to skate to THEY STARTED PLAYING “NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP by Rick astley “ started playing . an entire roller skating rink that was packed got rickrolled