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A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

If I was an English teacher on April fools day

All my students would come in unaware of the horrors that await

Every thing will be covered in my little pony things every shity grammar poster replaced with a toxic mix of colors so bright it could blind a man

I would start the class pretending everything was normal with one exception as I walk up to greet everyone at my desk and begin attendance

“Good morning Everypony” i say

I go through attendance as normal but if anyone has something drawn on them I state in an overly cheerful voice “ my goodness did you get your cutie mark why don’t you come up and show the class”

After that I continue on with everything going through the plans for the day

“Today we will be doing character analysis I have chosen a show that is perfect for this. Your goal for to day is to begin working on a 3 to 5 paragraph paper that will be due on Friday.

I turn on my little pony

The next day everything’s gone

But they still have to do the paper and I’m using my little pony as examples for every thing till at least the end of the week

Im feeling rebiolus so I shall now eat raw spaghetti

Hey fuckers I’m here to join you gremlins

Every thing looks good in a tophat , tie / bow tie, and Monacle . And I mean every thing tho for some googly eyes are necessary

My sis has a fear of giant sunfish

She primarily doesn’t like there size and skeleton

So I introduced her to the stingray skeleton wich then lead into eel skeletons and surgeon fish as well as the hairy frog

She hated all of it

FUN FACT SOME ANIMALS BREAK THEIR BONES SO THEY CAN STAB YOU

Hey does anyone know if they tried a cross testing scp 682 the hard to destroy reptile with scp 310 the eternal flame

Hm something up ok I’ll bite

WHAT THE FUCK

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

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I feel like shit and I got a terrible cough but I really want to break into an rv with my ex cause I’m still friends with my ex and he’s still a major part of my freind group