I have been a menace to people in the comments of this TT so here you go. For context, I am an afab trans guy.
It's always fun trolling ppl who take a BS comment seriously lol
Like seriously, so fun
I now identify as Captain Boomerang
Okay these are others taking the joke as it is lol
help i made another one - find out which character archetype from regency/victorian fiction you are
I’ll just jump right in with the rules for this blog. It will have info on requesting, asking questions and submitting your own works.
Rules for requesting Imagines, Headcanons and Reader Inserts:
We’ll start with NSFW, extreme things will be posted on my Ao3 and a link posted in response to your ask. I will write virtually any kink, but I have the right to refuse any that make me uncomfortable.
Regarding pronouns in requests, by default will be Female. If you want others, you must specify. If you want a trans reader that’s fine, but I will use the pronouns of the reader’s preferred gender. (Say MtF will have Fem pronouns while an FtM will have male pronouns.) NSFW content with trans characters will be, by default, fully transitioned(meaning they will have preferred genitals and minimal mention or attention paid to any scarring) this is to avoid fetishizing transgender characters unless specified that they want a more emotional take on intercourse with a not fully transitioned reader.
To request NSFW I ask you to be 18 years or older and that all characters requested be 18 years or older. I would prefer minors to not interact but I know you still will(cause fuck what adults say) but please respect my boundaries as I would respect yours.
If you an issue with a request filled(whether you requested it or not) please feel free to DM me. Keep in mind, I may not rewrite the finished product and depending on how you approach me about it may lead to your entire filled request being deleted. If you show me respect I will show you respect.
My character request limit per request is 4, but if you want short headcanons then you may request up to 6.(short as in 2-3 bullet points per character)
Now onto what personal asks you may do:
You may ask what I look like, tho my Tumblr image is pretty close.
You may also ask about my likes and dislikes, and any discourse concerning fandoms or characters.
I do have some problematic ships/favs, you may ask about them and why I like them. No, I do not stan any of them, I just think they’re neat.
Personal questions, like my childhood or what I want to do in the future, are fine.
Questions about politics, social debates and other debacle like that are not accepted. I will not discuss my personal viewpoints on such matters, but you make ask about my philosophies I like to live by.
Submitting:
Again, I have the right to refuse any submit I do not deem appropriate.
By that, I mean Underaged NSFW.
Please properly display warnings at the top of all posts if you wish to submit, even if it is not NSFW. People, especially me, like to have a hint of what we are going to read.
If you are unsure at all about anything, feel free to DM me and ask questions. If you wish for me to grammar check your work, I do not mind but keep in mind I would like to have it submitted to my blog if I grammar check it.
You may submit works for fandoms not in my fandom list, as I’m sure there will be followers who like the same fandom plus it could get me into new fandoms.
so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
what if empyrean suite was just caramelldansen
Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*
My blog:
how would the mtmte bots of ur choosing react to being called dad/mom?
Human Liaison!Verse because the concept has suddenly stolen my heart. ❤ I did a whole bunch of these (the officers, plus some more i thought would be brilliant) bc I got very big Brooklyn 99 Vibes(tm) from this one and that also gave me some Big Feelings.
Human!Liaison, distractedly: Oh, thanks Dad. Wait no-
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Rodimus: You got it, kid! [cheesy thumbs-up]
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Drift: No problem. Remember, dinner’s at seven. Mom (Ratchet) made lasagna.
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Magnus: [definitely not about to cry] I... you’re welcome, child...
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Megatron: No.
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Swerve: Hey, no prob, squirt! Just, uhh, don’t tell uncle Magnus 'bout this, okay?
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Rung: Do you really think of me as a father figure, [Y/N]?
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Whirl: Got your back, punk. HEY EVERYBODY!! SEE THIS KID?! MY KID NOW. MESS WITH [Y/N], YOU ANSWER TO ME.
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Rewind: ...that is it, I’m adopting you. Have you seen your other dad? We need to have a chat. Domey? Hey, c'mere! You have to meet our new-
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Ratchet: I’m not your dad, kid.
First Aid, from the hallway: [Maury voice] YOU are NOT the father!
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Tailgate: [head pats] Of course, sweetie. Anytime.
Tailgate, running away: CYCLONUS!!! CYCLONUS WE’RE DADS NOW-
Call Me Z | FtM He/They | 18+ | I'm 23 | Pisces | Slytherin | Earth Hare | INTP | Requests: ✅| search Rules for Rules | Fandom list is just Fandom list in my search | Very Vulgar |
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