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TOP 5 KIM'S VOICELINES OF THE YEAR, EVERY YEAR (as chosen by me, and ripped off here) and ABSOLUTELY OUT OF CONTEXT

5: The coolest!

4: The most dramatic~

3: The dorkest ^_^

2: The silliest >:3

1: ??????????? (the most kawai ^w^)

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Shoutout to all the milfs and milf lovers on the asexual spectrum!

~Your favorite aegosexual milf connoisseur

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

I keep thinking about the parallels between Harry and Klassje. How similar they are and how Klassje could easily end up like Harry. Anyway, I came up with a harry and klassje swap AU.

i don't want her memory. i want my own.

been playing disco elysium with some friends and was quietly tickled by how close fiddleford's canon wardrobe is to harry's. So please enjoy this extremely stupid post

i'm so fucking normal right now.

people online talk so much about hating babies and kids but in "the meatspace" people LOVE babies. hang out with a baby and you will see so many people staring at you with big smiles and waving at you and going "that baby is SO cute" and generally being pleasant unprompted. the lady at the vietnamese place just now gave us like three extra soup spoons because my niece loves those spoons but kept dropping them on the floor and the lady kept giving us more with a massive smile on her face. on our walk today a bunch of construction guys waved and grinned at her the whole time we walked by, and when we passed by an elementary school a little girl said "your baby's really sweet!" babies are not balls of irritation and hatred they are beacons of joy and kindness actually and they bring out the best in strangers. whenever im out with her we have multiple positive interactions with strangers who are so happy to see her. or maybe it's just that my baby niece is the cutest most wonderful baby in the world :]

I used to think I knew what severance was about. I thought it was a succession drama about a group of rich white people wanting to take over a company

seeing it on my dash these days has lead me to believe it is actually about a really dapper black dude who might be a wizard who has trapped these office workers in a building and once even let them out for the day to forage in the wilderness as a reward for good behaviour