Tfw You Dont Wanna Sit On The Chair But You Maxxed Out Electrochem Instead Of Volition

[image description: A digital drawing of Harry Du Bois and Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium. Harry is a tall white man with brown mutton chops and is wearing a black police cloak, grinning and winking as he gestures to the man he is holding by the waist. The man, Kim, is a shorter Asian man with thick glasses and is wearing an orange bomber jacket, and he looks somewhat bewildered as he freezes while attempting to write into a small blue notebook.

Harry is saying, “I’m Raphael Ambrosius Costeau and this is my husband!” Kim responds, stiltedly, “Ah, yes, I’m his… husband. John Shao. Shao-Costeau.” Then, in a whisper, “What are you doing?” to which Harry whispers back, “Just go along with it!” A box reminiscent of the Disco Elysium advantages on rolls says +1 Kim trusts you, and +2 Dei help him, Kim really trusts you. end description]

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Came to me in a vision so I had to draw it

Kitty Kitsuragi and Harry Du Bark

Composure

JV

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

"THE LETTER" (a disco Elysium animation Fan made)

"Okay, Harry. Okay... It was morning and you slept. The room smelled cigarettes and rowans. There was hoarfrost on the ground, when I left. It was autumn, the first one we had together.

But you have to understand, it was a million years ago, no... it was a "one hundred million years ago". I was someone else then.. filled to the brim with love for you. Hanging on your every word.

Oh Harry you were the "coolest"...But I am no longer that person. "This" has taken her place. It will devour you Harry.. I will eat your mind.."

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

I'm bored at work. So I'll just lay out Cuno's timeline for the future au I've become obsessed with.

Cuno age 12 gets adopted by Harry legally or not who knows.

Age 15-16 is when he fully sobers up from speed.

Of course he has other substances but I'd like to think with Harry and Kims influence he can manage just fine.

Cuno age 17 graduated and has become a juvenile officer

He has two kids in this au to an unestablished woman (gotta think through this one)

Age 22 first kid

Age 23 he grows a mustache

Age 25 ish he becomes a lieutenant, idk how the system works so this is iffy

Grows a beard after.

Age 26 second kid

(Kids ages 9 and 12)

Age 34 is when he dies.

I think this is VERY funny, okay? I drew this for 2-3 months

An animation doodle from maybe.. 2 years ago(?) that I found in one of my folders. A little scene of Kim holding back laughter. The original has sound, I should adjust and clean it up if time permits.

how come in every disco Elysium post I see, the mustache one is being a massive cringe fail loser (usually face first on the floor), while the bald one is off to the side serving metric tons of cunt