Imaweirdnugget - Certified Wizard

I'm bored at work. So I'll just lay out Cuno's timeline for the future au I've become obsessed with.

Cuno age 12 gets adopted by Harry legally or not who knows.

Age 15-16 is when he fully sobers up from speed.

Of course he has other substances but I'd like to think with Harry and Kims influence he can manage just fine.

Cuno age 17 graduated and has become a juvenile officer

He has two kids in this au to an unestablished woman (gotta think through this one)

Age 22 first kid

Age 23 he grows a mustache

Age 25 ish he becomes a lieutenant, idk how the system works so this is iffy

Grows a beard after.

Age 26 second kid

(Kids ages 9 and 12)

Age 34 is when he dies.

Choose your fighter

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

Ratatouille

Denial is a River animatic!! HAS SPOILERS!

MERMAID HARRY

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page 2 on BS (be warned it's nsfw)

Bluesky Social

🔞Kim K Wrecker🔞 (@discodegen.bsky.social)

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I’ve probably said this before but having every good and service turn into a subscription model is one of the worst new developments of our era of capitalism. Like yeah, shit sucked before but it didn’t suck for 19.99 a month indefinitely. This some new shit.

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season