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[image description: A digital drawing of Harry Du Bois and Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium. Harry is a tall white man with brown mutton chops and is wearing a black police cloak, grinning and winking as he gestures to the man he is holding by the waist. The man, Kim, is a shorter Asian man with thick glasses and is wearing an orange bomber jacket, and he looks somewhat bewildered as he freezes while attempting to write into a small blue notebook.
Harry is saying, “I’m Raphael Ambrosius Costeau and this is my husband!” Kim responds, stiltedly, “Ah, yes, I’m his… husband. John Shao. Shao-Costeau.” Then, in a whisper, “What are you doing?” to which Harry whispers back, “Just go along with it!” A box reminiscent of the Disco Elysium advantages on rolls says +1 Kim trusts you, and +2 Dei help him, Kim really trusts you. end description]
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FOOD
Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
Some churches offer short term residence
Find your nearest homeless shelter
Look for places that are open to the public
A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
Local beaches, go for a quick swim
Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
OTHER
first aid kit
sunscreen
a travel alarm clock or watch
mylar emergency blanket
a backpack is a must
downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
sleeping bag
travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
swiss army knife
can opener
you guys did it. you saved the horse. plinko no more. he is home.
The Spirits of Christmas but a Polycule instead.
I got inspired.
I debated weather or not Kim would be future or past but I realised you wouldn't catch Jean dead in anything other than black (or dark colors in this case)
Who is Scrooge?.... Harry, pre amnesia Harry yes yes. It's crazy but this au is not meant to be taken seriously.
The scene with Belle and Ebenezer, literally was Harry and Dora, am I wrong?
His interactions with the spirits. The events take place when he is 43 I decided. And spirit Harry is the one to show him Dora's new family, because he isn't as old as Scrooge so the family thing wouldn't be in the past I would think.
Idk who the Cratchits are or anything else, this au is not reappearing but I had to draw it at least once.
Happy holidays!