MC: Dammit, Thomas!

MC: Dammit, Thomas!

Thomas: It wasn't me!

MC: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit Cleo!

Cleo: Not me either.

MC: Oh....then who broke into *random stranger's house*?

Jessy: *whistles*

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3 years ago

MC: Bye Jake! Bye Lilly! Bye Dan! Bye Thomas! Bye Cleo! Bye Jessy! Bye Richy! Bye Jake!

Jessy: You said ‘bye Jake’ twice.

MC: I like Jake.


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3 years ago

Julius: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals


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2 years ago

If MC and Jake were cops:

MC: Fuck the police!

Jake: We are the police...


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3 years ago

Julius: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Bernd, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Julius: BLOCKED.


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2 years ago

Jake: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...


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3 years ago

Jake: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

MC: I don’t know how to do that.

Richy: I don’t wear a watch.

Dan: Time is a construct.


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2 years ago

MC: WHAT HAPPENED TO VALENTIN?!

J.K Night: He died.

MC: He WHAT!?

J.K Night: He died, but he's okay!

MC:.....Can you please clarify?

J.K Night: Clarification is for the weak.


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3 years ago

Dan : I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.


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3 years ago

Julius: I CAN'T DO IT!

MC, having a crisis: I CAN'T EITHER!

Julius: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Tim: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Julius:

Julius: I appreciate it,

Julius: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Bernd: Julius-

Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lucy: Julius we gotta-

Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Julius: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Julius, motioning to Mr. Crow and J.K. Night: NOT FUCKING THIS


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