Julius: Physically, Yes, I Could Fight A Bird. But Emotionally? Imagine The Toll.

If MC actually went to duskwood:

MWAF, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, MC.

MC: How did you do that without turning around?

MWAF: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

MC: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Roxy: 'Prettiest Smile'

Anna: 'Nicest Personality'

Julius: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Valentin: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

MC: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Cleo: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

MC: Three of us saw it, Cleo. How do you explain that?

Cleo: *points at Jake* Sleep deprivation. *points at Jessy* Paranoia. *points at Thomas* Delusional personality disorder.

Julius: I’m an idiot.

MC:.....

Lucy:......

Tim:.....

Anna:.....

Roxy:......

Bernd:......

Valentin:.....

Andreas:......

MC: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

MC: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Jessy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Richy: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Dan: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Jake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Lilly: Jake isn’t answering their phone

MC: I’ll call

Lilly: Cleo and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Jake: Hello?

*Tim's helping Lucy out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Julius: How does Lucy look?

MC: A little better than you, actually.

Julius joining the group in a nutshell:

Julius: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Bernd: Language!

Lucy: Yeah watch your fucking language

Anna: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LUCY THE FUCK WORD?

Roxy: 'the fuck word'

Tim: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Valentin: Oh my god they censored it

Roxy: Say fuck, Tim.

Julius: Do it, Tim. Say fuck.

MC: WHAT HAPPENED TO VALENTIN?!

J.K Night: He died.

MC: He WHAT!?

J.K Night: He died, but he's okay!

MC:.....Can you please clarify?

J.K Night: Clarification is for the weak.

Players replaying duskwood be like:

MC: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Jake: Is it me, MC?

MC: No, it’s not you.

Jessy: Is it me, MC?

MC: It’s not you either.

Richy: Is it me, MC?

MC:

MC, mockingly: Is IT mE MC?