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Hi. I don't usually do requests but I just can't help it. Okay so. Can you make a Immortal! Y/N x Death scenario where they spend their time on a flowery field and Muerte is helping Y/N make flower crowns for the both of them. OR! A scenario where they dance together (If you can add Team Friendship watching, that would be great lol).
There Was an Attempt:
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[My stupid ass has been calling it a boat when there's a difference between it and a ship. Mothefucker. I also weaved some plot into this, but I tried to make it as quick as possible so it wouldn't get in the way of what anon wanted.]
"I can't believe we're heading to Far Far Away!" She squealed, jumping on the tips of her toes as she looked over the horizon of the already moving ship. The kingdom was already in sight from where they were, blurred from the slight fog that had settled. She turns to Muerte, who had chuckled at the excitement sparkling in her eyes, walking beside her and leaning against the railings of the ship and eyeing the waves that crashed against the side. The scent of the sea lingered in the air, and there were seagulls squawking overhead as they flew.
"Do you miss it?"
"Huh?" She turns to him, brow arched.
"Far Far Away. You were born there, right?"
"Yeah? âŚDid I tell you that?" She tilts her head to the side, also leaning on the railings beside him. He answered her question with a nod and she let out a breath of a laugh, clearly not remembering when that had happened at all.
"Well damn, I open up quick, don't I?"
"You do," he grinned. She pokes her tongue out at him, and he flicks her nose in response. "It's a surprise you don't have a therapist yet."
"It's not like I can just go in there and tell them I have a hundred years worth of pain and sadness I need to talk about," she grumbled, rubbing her nose with the flat of her fingers. "Also, you could have worn the suit? It would've helped in not creeping other people out." She eyed the rest of the passengers weirdly looking at them from the corners of their eyes, either with worry or a bit of concern as they passed.
"You just want to see me in it," he nudged her side.
"Maybe I do," she teased back, resting her arms against the railings.
"Well it's for special occasions only."
"Ah, so every day you have with me isn't considered a special occasion?" She places a hand on her chest, a faux look of hurt crossing her face. "You wound me, Muerte."
Rolling his eyes, he playfully shoved her sideways, a gasp escaping her before she shoved him back as hard as she could possibly do, only succeeding in swaying him from where he stood. He laughed, wrapping an arm around her and pulling her closer to his side, feeling her melt into him in defeat.
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"(Y/n)!" Perrito was the first to greet her, jumping from where he stood in excitement at the sight of them. They had agreed to meet somewhere in the woods (she thinks it was near some sort of swamp? She wasnât sure, but she could smell the fresh mud from where they were.) But other than that, it was a beautiful place, the trees were tall and the leaves were thick, but not enough to cover the sunlight that made the place look even more alive. She could even see some sort of clearing near a river just behind the three.
"Perrito!" She ran past Muerte and towards the excited puppy awaiting her, letting him jump into her arms in a hug. She didn't stop there, however, also scooping the two cats up her arms, hearing let out groans of complaints as they were wrapped in a tight hug before finally succumbing to it.
"It's so nice to see you guys again," she grinned, carefully placing them down just as Muerte walked up to them.
Puss fixed his hat from his head, giving it a tilt as he grins up at her. "Well that's a welcome I could get used to,"
"Better than being scared the crap outta you, that's for sure." Kitty agreed, her gaze lifting up to Muerte who simply glared back at the cat.
(Y/n) looks up at Muerte with a curious brow arched, and he simply avoids her gaze as he crosses his arms over his chest with a huff, a simple hint of a smile on his lips.
"Old habits die hard," Muerte shrugged, though (Y/n) could tell he was more than amused at the way he had probably scared the crap out of Team Friendship from the amount of times he's visited.
"Oh! I prepared some food for all of us so we don't get hungry while we talk!" Perrito chimed in, turning around and walking to the clearing behind them. Kitty and Puss looked at one another with a shrug, then followed the puppy towards a cute picnic that he had apparently set up.
"I have sandwiches! Tuna fish, chicken, eggâ you name it!"
"Thank you! " (Y/n) sits down on the grass accepting one sandwich that Perrito had handed her as Muerte goes and sits right beside her, feeling his leg bumping against her own as he settles down beside her, also curiously looking down at the picnic basket that would've been impossible for the Chihuahua to have brought all by himself.
To his surprise, Perrito also hands him a sandwich, and he takes it into his hands, watching (Y/n) peel the paper wrapper off her own before taking a bite.
"So why are you here instead of the usual creepy visit from Death?" Puss starts, earning a glare from the wolf just as he was about to take a bite off his own sandwich. (Y/n) had to cover her mouth as she snickered.
"I just wanted to visit Far Far Away after such a long time, also, I wanted to be here when we tell you the news."
Perrito gasped, "You're getting married?!"
"What?!" The two cats looked up at them with widened eyes, and even Muerte began to choke on his food, thumping his chest with the side of his fist as he coughed.
"No!" She retorts, letting Muerte lean into her as he regains himself. Kitty and Puss looked at her for answers, while Perrito let out a small 'aw' at the side but paid attention nonetheless. "It's about the thing we hired you for in the first place." She let her voice fall to a hush, even if she was sure that there was no one around for miles and miles on end. This was Far Far Away, after all, and any animal around could easily be a spy from any princess or even the Pied Piper himself.
"Oh, you mean the Fountain of Youth?" Puss chimed in, looking up at her and seeing the look of bewilderment in her face. Puss turns to Muerte, who lets out a sigh as (Y/n) turns to him in a silent question.
"What Fountain of Youth?" She asked, a hard gaze settled on the wolf. Kitty could sense the tension even right before Puss had spoken, grabbing onto Puss and Perritoâs wrist and tugging them away.
"We'll give you some space to talk," Kitty said, leading her boys away from the scene and back somewhere into the forest, she glanced at their disappearing form, Perrito giving a wave that eased the tension away just the slightest before she turned back to Muerte.
"Why are they looking for the Fountain of Youth?"
"They're not looking for it," Muerte starts, "The Fountain of Youth has long disappeared."
She stays silent, letting him explain what he needed to.
"That's one of the Fountain's specialties. It's like a living thing. It knows its magic can do more harm than good so it tries to find a way where no one could try and take a part of it."
The riddle echoes in her head. 'What you seek has once been sought, and when it has, the lines get crossed. So it seeks to find where others could not, to keep it safe and it's magic unfraught.'
"What does that have to do with me?"
Muerte looked into her eyes, then took a hold of her hand, letting his thumb trace against the back of her palm, eyeing the mark of The Fates' embedded to her skin.
"When the Fountain is found, it does its best to make sure it never does so again. So the only way it does that is to⌠change its form whenever someone manages to use its magic."
"It was the Fountain of Youth for over a millenia, which is why most people know of it as such. But it's also been the tree of immortality, the river of life, the elixir of immortality and so on. Constantly changing it's form and where it's located so no one would be able to use it because when they doâ"
" âthe lines get crossed, " she cuts him off, and he gives her hand a squeeze as he nodded his head. "You think I'm the new form of the Fountain?"
"'No one makes an immortal also indestructible, unless their blood is more than valuable." Muerte recites the last thing the Fates had said.
"But that doesn't make any sense? It's always been a tree or a fountain or something with water in them, right? Why would it think of being an actual human?" She tugs her hand away from his own, and pushing herself to her feet to pace, hear head stirring from all the information that she was taking in. "Also, I was born into this world, how do you explain that? How does the Fountain of Youth turn into a human that's been born by a human woman?"
"I don't know, " Muerte stands to his feet, calming her down by placing both his hands onto her shoulders and letting her look up at him. "And we might never actually know, seeing that we can't ask your mother. But it's what makes sense right now. The Fountain has always tried to make sure that any human would have difficulty in getting to it. And what's more difficult than trying to cut indestructible skin? " His hands trail down to her arms, tracing patterns against the soft flesh. "What's more difficult than killing a life just so you could prolong your own?"
"Not a lot of people would find that difficult, honestly," she sighed, leaning forward to rest her aching head against his chest, shutting her eyes in hopes it would help ease the pain, Muerte placing gentle pats on her head. "So if I'm the new form of the Fountain. What are you getting Team Friendship to do?"
She could hear Muerte snickering at the name, "If that is true, the only way to find out is to see if they can find Excalibur again. Jack Horner had used it, but thereâs no doubt someone already found it and sold it for some quick gold. And if it's the only sword that can cut you⌠well, then we'll know. "
"Why would it be able to cut me?" She pulls apart from him and he takes her by the hand, leading her into a spot in the clearing he had spotted earlier with more flowers than usual, getting her to sit beside him in the grass as he continues.
"It was made to kill anything, and if I'm not mistaken, the reason why the Fountain of Youth had changed form to the river of life was because they had used some of its water in making the sword itself. It's mostly the reason why anyone who wields it is safe from death."
She processes that information, her fingers weaving through the petals of the flowers beneath them. Muerte watches her take the flowers in her hand, lightly plucking them, careful as to not bring too much damage to the stem when she does, placing some of them in her lap before beginning to weave them together.
Without thinking too much of it, he plucks some flowers off the ground too, handing it to her when the supply in her lap had run out.
"Are you alright?" He asks after a prolonged silence, and she sighed, not taking her eyes off the flowers she was weaving.
"Yeah," she breathes out. "It's just a lot of information to take in." She holds up the one she's managed to weave so far, it wasn't big enough to wrap around someone's head, and she turns to him, asking him to lean downward which he does so hesitantly, letting her measure how long she needed to make to be able to wrap it around his head.
"Are you really making me another flower crown?" He asks, still plucking out flowers for her when she asks for it.
"I'm making flower crowns for everyone," she grinned, "Then we can continue the picnic and actually get along with one another. "
Muerte huffs, rolling his eyes. He could see Team Friendship in the background, leaning against a tree and seeming to be watching them from afar.
He glanced down at the crown she was currently weaving, a grin tugging up his face.
"Don't you think it would be better if all of us were here? I mean, Team Friendship is right there, they could make their own flower crowns."
"That's a great idea!" She immediately hands him the unfinished flower crown, taking it into his hands carefully as she pushes herself up to her feet, brushing away the dirt on her legs before sprinting over to the three. He knew that Perrito would be the one to agree, and when that happens, Puss and Kitty wouldn't be able to say no to what the puppy wanted them to do.
And now he watches with amusement as (Y/n) drags the three towards where he sat.
She didn't even bother taking her previously started flower crown back, deciding on starting a new one so she could teach the three how to properly do it the way that Vida had taught her how to.
He followed in on her instructions sooner or later. It was better than doing nothing, after all. Besides, he wasn't just going to leave behind an unfinished flower crown.
It didn't take long before Puss and Kitty had finished making theirs, swapping with one another and even laughing as they realized that what they made were far too big and looped around their necks instead. Perrito had finished first and had his own sat directly at the top of his head, even faking an accent as he claimed to be the 'flower queen', Puss and Kitty curtseying before falling into fits of laughs and giggles.
(Y/n) turns away from the scene to Muerte, eyeing the still unfinished flower crown in his much too big hands.
"Here, let me help," she takes her hands into his own, helping him loop the stem around the other ones before plucking another flower up from the ground.
The sound of guitar strings being plucked made their heads turn to the right, seeing Puss sitting down from afar (Where he was sure Muerte couldn't grab him), playing a guitar in his arms, giving the both of them a knowing wink before continuing to play.
"Don't look at me like that," Puss huffed as Muerte glared daggers into him. "It was Perrito's idea!"
The wolf's glare only deepened, (Y/n) laughing in front of him as she continued to weave the flower crown he held.
"Ladies, please, let's just enjoy the music," Kitty shrugs, walking back to their group with the unfinished sandwiches in hand, handing them to (Y/n) and Muerte, leaning against (Y/n) before grinning up at her. "He knows how to hit someone in the head with that instrument as much as he knows how to play it."
The music abruptly stops, and the two laugh loudly at Puss' unamused glare. Muerte simply watches (Y/n) return to her focus on the crown, eventually taking it away from his own to securely tie it together. She lifts it up, and he lets out a slight huff, already knowing what she was going to do and ducking down to let her place it atop his head. It fit just enough for it not to squish his ears, and when he looked back down at her, she had placed her own on her head.
Puss was still playing the guitar in the background, sometimes humming out a melody as Perrito and Kitty swayed together, the puppy giggling whenever Kitty decided to playfully poke at his sides.
"They're a happy family, aren't they?" She mumbled under her breath, leaning her head against his shoulder as they watched the three from where they sat. "It's nice that they found each other, they're an unlikely bunch and yet here they are. Do you think they'll be sticking together until the end?"
Muerte chuckled, wrapping an arm around her waist. "They made it this far, I doubt they'd think of losing one another now."
She melts into his warmth, not caring how Kitty and Perrito hooted at them to join them on the dance and even letting out a laugh as Puss tried so hard to hush the two.
"We'll stay here, thank you!" She yells back at Kitty.
"Okay, lovebirds!" The cat teased back, and she promptly rolled her eyes with a grin.
She could get used to this.
(Again, I'm making a lot of this shit up, so don't mind the Fountain of Youth changing forms or Excalibur being made differently from how it was actually done.)
Nah cause. Death having a phone is basically mothers having a phone. He deadass would stare at the said device like mothers do.
HE WOULD HELP I GOTAA WRITE A SMALL ONESHOT OF THIS IN FACT IM GONNA WRITE THIS JUST FOR YOU CAUSE I NEALY SPAT OUT MY DRINK.
They/ them pronouns small part of my previous death post to those who might see this one first.
âHow the hell does that small box workâ? The grey wolf asked sitting next to you as you just hung up on your friend from having a small conversation about their partner.
âOh my phone, I actually donât know how but itâs easier to communicate then traveling miles for a month to the next state over to tell your friend about the new pair of pants you gotâ. He chucked at the memory from even when you were born of the many people traveling in the 1800 to deliver a message.
âWell thatâs true, but it still makes me wonder about how mortals come up with stuff like thisâ. You paused and you started to think about it also. âIt does, hey why donât I get you a phoneâ? You offered. He took a minute to think about it. âPlease Iâll help you figure it outâ. You said your eyes filling with a bit of excitement of how you could mess with him.
âAlrightâ. He replied and you smiled at him and simply got up from your couch and grabbed your wallet. âWhere are you goingâ? He asked an eyebrow raised. âTo the store to get you a phone Iâll be back in about 30 minutesâ. You responded heading out the door. He simply watched as your car drove off. âAye mortals are so interestingâ. He muttered to him self while reaching for the remote. He knew how to work the tv. Heâs chose a random channel and waited for you to return.
After what felt like an hour you pulled up into your driveway. As soon as he heard the door shut from your car he was standing near the door. âSorry that took longer then expected traffic was annoyingâ. You stated putting your wallet down, he saw the plastic bag hanging from your forearm. âOh here hold this while I got to the bathroomâ. You gave him the bag and ran to your bathroom.
He took the bag and opened it, inside there was a phone, perfume, and a small dog plush. âWhy do they need this is they have meâ? He slightly grumbled at the dog. Walking back out of the bathroom you grabbed the phone and in wrapped it. You turned it on did all the stuff set him up an apple/ google account.
âNow let me show you the basicsâ. You showed him the general stuff of how to use the camera, the phone, messages, etc. ânow you try take a photo of the plushieâ. You said holding the small dog plush up.
He tried to take a photo only for him not to realize that the camera was pointing to him and he took a photo of his face instead. âSend that to me laterâ. âMi Amor how do you send photosâ? You sigh and help him out with sending you pictures. Itâs gonna be a long night.
Sorry itâs not really focused on the main idea I got carried away in the first part forgive me.
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