JAPAN?!
asking bf! katsuki what he feels about prenups makes you fall in love with him all over again.
you were lounging on the couch, legs draped across katsuki’s lap as the tv played some random show neither of you were really watching. his hand rested on your thigh, thumb tracing absentminded circles while you scrolled through your phone.
the thought hit you out of nowhere, and before you could second-guess yourself, you blurted it out.
"hey, what do you think about prenups?"
katsuki froze mid-circle. his eyes shifted from the tv to you, brow furrowing. "the fuck?"
"a prenup," you repeated, sitting up slightly. "y’know, legal agreements before marriage, just in case things go south. if we get married."
"when we get married," he corrected automatically. his brows drew together. "why the hell are you askin’ me about prenups?"
you shrugged, fiddling with the hem of your shirt. "i dunno. i was just curious. a lot of people get them."
katsuki scoffed, sitting up straighter. "yeah, greedy assholes who don't trust each other."
"not always," you countered. "sometimes it's just making sure both people feel secure. it doesn't mean you don't trust each other. to protect assets, just in case—"
katsuki scoffed, cutting you off. "just in case? you plannin’ on leaving me or somethin’?"
your eyes widened. "what? no! i'm just saying—"
he made a face, the kind he always did when he thought something was bullshit.
"tch. i don't need some dumbass piece of paper to tell me what's yours or mine."
"'sides..." he shifted, his hand sliding from your thigh to your chin, tilting your face toward his. "everything i got's yours anyway."
your heart skipped a beat. "everything?"
"yeah. the apartment, the money, the dumb shit i spend on workout gear. all yours. even me," his thumb brushed over your bottom lip. "especially me."
you swallowed hard, warmth flooding your chest. "that’s... really sweet."
his lips twitched into a smirk. "yeah? so does that mean i get all your shit too? ain’t that how it works?"
you grinned. "sure. you can have my stuffed toy collection and my 2 digit savings account."
"fuck yeah," he said, voice dripping with sarcasm. "knew you were a catch."
you laughed, swatting his chest. he caught your wrist easily, kissing each and every knuckle. his face softened as he looked at you, calloused hand cradling the back of your head.
"don’t need a prenup, pretty," he said, quieter this time. "what we got... it ain't temporary. i'm all in. always."
your heart melted on the spot. "yeah?"
"yeah," he leaned in closer, his nose brushing yours. "if things do go south, we talk. ‘cause i’d rather die than let you go."
your heart stuttered in your chest. you were expecting some casual discussion, maybe even some banter, but instead, you got this—your boyfriend looking at you like he’d burn the world down before letting anyone take you away from him.
"...so, no prenup?" you squeaked.
katsuki huffed, pressing a firm kiss to your lips. "no fucking prenup."
"now quit talkin' about stupid legal shit and kiss me."
‧₊˚✧[ it's me, kia ! ]✧˚₊‧ 。゚•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• 。゚ ‧₊˚✧[ more of katsuki ! ]✧˚₊‧
⋆˚࿔ kia's note ˚⋆ hii! inspired by @gojosprettyprincess 's post about opinions on prenups and thought this up >< i PROMISE i will do some requests before i get to the twitter porn links with katsuki^^ hope you guys enjoy!!
-> pairing: iwaizumi hajime x gn!reader | sfw | cw: smau, cursing, drinking mentioned, jealous!iwa, none of the texts r connected to each other | genre: fluff, crack (a smidge) | mlist
-> synopsis: random texts between you and your boyfriend!
—a/n: i am addicted to smaus. also this is dt to sahri STAY STRONG GIRL!!
omg the bodyguard trope is one of my favorites i’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure PLS MORE
iwaizumi’s leaning up against the passenger side door of his car when you approach, the phone clutched in his hand long forgotten as his eyes carefully begin to rake over your form.
realistically, you know he’s just doing his job—making sure you’re leaving your date in one piece. but warmth flares in your gut all the same under the weight of his assessing gaze.
(you’d be lying if you said you didn’t pick out this specific red dress for tonight for him, after all.)
he doesn’t bother asking how your date went, because he’s been nearby the entire evening.
“can we stop at that bakery before we head back?” you point a little ways down the street.
for once, iwaizumi doesn’t sigh at your request, but his face remains pinched in annoyance all the same as he pushes off of the black sedan and approaches you.
“shithead could have at least offered you his jacket earlier,” he grumbles, shrugging off his own and draping it over your shoulders before gently placing a hand at the center of your back and nudging you forward.
“it’s not that cold out,” you protest, though the way you shiver at a sudden gust of wind says otherwise.
iwaizumi does sigh at that, arm automatically wrapping around you when you wobble slightly in your heels on the uneven pavement. he keeps you close as you continue to walk.
tucking your face into the warmth of his jacket, you hide the curve of your lips as you inhale the scent of his cologne.
that jungkook reference goes crazy
wc: 0.3k content warning: time-skip, established relationship, iwaizumi x reader, suggestive, not proofread
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stressed at the thought of work as you check your emails in bed, your husband's laying beside you with his eyes glued to the TV infront. you can't help but let out a large sigh after reading a message about an upcoming conference meeting you have to attend the next day at work.
you didn't even notice how loud you sighed to be catching iwa's attention, squinting eyes glancing toward your furrowed brows that looked down upon your tiny screen.
"everything okay at work, babe?" peering up, you're immediately lost in his eyes that radiate warmth.
"mhm.. just another conferencing meeting scheduled. late.. again," you replied while shutting your phone off and tossing it into blanket to get work off of your mind. this was iwa and your alone time, why stress about work?
tilting your head, you make contact with the crook iwa's muscular neck, your arm searching for a place to rest as you wrap yours around his lean and built bicep that you like to squish. iwa's tight facial features soften up with a gentle smile as he leans his head on yours, accepting that he's gonna be in this exact position as long as you don't move.
"..you know a good way to destress?" the tone of his voice sounded like he was up to something devious. you can basically hear him smirking once you let out a hm?
"exercising." well, you shouldn't have been surprised. your husband's an athletic trainer after all but obviously you weren't in the mood for exercising when you could melt alongside iwa.
"haha. no," you huffed out.
"i meant another type of exercising that'll help put you at ease," there was that smirk. "like what?"
"i'll kiss your waist and ease your mind."
masterlist here
MORE BAKUGO IM LITERALLY DESPERATE ON MY KNEES FOR YOU
synopsis — pro hero dynamight comes home from work to see his wife, 5 year old son, and his cat
word count — 1.3k
a/n — GIRL I GOTCHU HAHAHAHAH ANYWAYS THIS ONE HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR A WHOLE LMAOO
The sun was already beginning to set, casting a warm, golden hue over the Bakugo’s household.
The lights inside were soft and cozy, the living room half littered with tiny action figures, crayon drawings taped proudly on the wall, and a small, fluffy tabby cat curled up on top of the backrest of the couch, tail flickering with mild disinterest
The front door creaked open and in stepped Pro Hero Dynamight, still in partial gear, his gauntlets off and the collar of his hero suit unzipped enough to reveal a bit of sweat-slicked skin and tension across his muscles.
Katsuki Bakugo let out a low grunt as he shut the door behind him, the exhaustion of the day still clinging to his body like the grime from battle.
But then-
“Tch.”
His nose twitched.
“Smells like curry,” he muttered, voice softer now, almost…fond.
He dropped his bag by the entrance and toed off his boots, the sound of sizzling in the kitchen pulling a small, crooked smirk on his face. He moved through the house with ease, pausing only to ruffle the cat’s head in passing.
“Oi, fuzzball,” he mumbled to the cat. “You better not be climbin’ the curtains again.”
The cat meowed lazily, entirely unbothered.
In the kitchen, you stood barefoot in pajama pants and an oversized tee, humming quietly while stirring the curry pot. Katsuki leaned against the doorframe, arms crossed, watching you with a blank look.
“How long have you been home?” he asked in a rough voice around the edges,
You turned with a smile that made something in his chest ease immediately. “Just an hour ago. How was work?”
“Annoying,” he muttered. “Dumbass villain tried to rob a candy store. A candy store.”
You snorted and turned off the stove. “That poor candy shop owner,” you teased. “Imagine getting screamed at by Dynamight over some stolen lollipops.”
“Damn right,” he smirked, walking over and wrapping his arms around your waist from behind. He buried his face into the crook of your neck, breathing you in. “Smelled this shit halfway down the block.”
He paused. “Miss you,” he said in a quieter tone.
Your hand came up to run through his messy, ash-blond hair. “You always say that when you’re hungry.”
“Both kinds,” he muttered against your skin, lips brushing lightly over your shoulder.
Just as things were about to turn a little steamier–
“MOM!”
Katsuki groaned and pulled away, already scowling.
The tiny stampede of footsteps echoed down the hallway before your five-year-old burst into the kitchen like a one-man army. Tousled blond hair that matched his father’s, wide crimson eyes full of fire, and the same scowl permanently etched into his chubby face.
“Mama! Guess what happened at school today!” he shouted, grabbing your hand and pulling you toward the living room with more strength than a toddler should have.
“Slow down, sweetheart,” you laughed, shooting Katsuki an apologetic look as you followed. “What happened?”
“I punched Daichi ‘cause he said cats are stupid!”
“Oi—what?!” Katsuki stomped in. “What the hell kinda dumbass logic is that?! You can’t just go punchin’ kids, brat!”
“He started it!” the boy huffed, arms crossed, looking so much like his father you could barely keep a straight face. “He said ‘only girls like cats’ and that boys should like dogs!”
“That's stupid,” you said calmly, kneeling down to ruffle your son’s hair. “But next time, use your words, not your fists.”
“He did use his words, right before he decked the other kid,” Katsuki grumbled, arms folded, glaring at the tiny version of himself.
“’Cause words are slow,” your son shot back.
“You little—!”
The cat chose this moment to leap up onto the arm of the couch and meow loudly, effectively ending the argument. Your son turned and gently picked her up, his tiny face softening instantly.
“Mama, look! Neko-chan missed me.”
Katsuki muttered under his breath, “I bet she was hoping’ for peace and quiet.”
You watched with a fond smile as your son began talking to you about everything he did at school, from painting to snack time to how he could totally climb the jungle gym without help now. All the while, Katsuki stood off to the side, getting progressively more annoyed that his wife was being hogged.
At one point, he leaned in toward you, trying to slide an arm around your waist.
Your son slapped his hand away. “No! I’m telling Mama something important.”
Katsuki gritted his teeth. “She’s my damn wife, you little shit.”
“She’s my Mama!”
“She was mine first-”
“Go shower, Dynamight,” you said calmly, not looking up from the story your son was weaving. “Dinner’s almost ready.”
“Tch. Fine.” Katsuki turned to leave, growling low, “It’s like talking’ to a wall.”
“Love you too, babe.”
He paused and looked over his shoulder. You caught the faint pink dusting his ears before he disappeared down the hall.
-
Later that evening, the house was quieter.
Your son had finally settled in his room, already snoring softly with the cat curled up by his feet. His little lamp glowed with a soft orange hue, illuminating the scribbled drawings of you, Katsuki, and him all holding hands under a wonky sun.
In the master bedroom, you were curled up against the headboard, book in hand, glasses perched on your nose. The door to the bathroom creaked open, and Katsuki stepped out, a towel draped around his shoulders, steam rolling off his skin.
He ran a hand through his damp hair and padded barefoot over to the bed, crawling in beside you in just a pair of low-slung sweatpants. The scent of your shampoo from earlier was still on his skin.
“Kid asleep?”
“Out cold,” you said, flipping a page. “I think he wore himself out arguing with you.”
“Good.”
He reached over and gently tugged the book from your hands, closing it with one hand and tossing it to the nightstand.
“Hey—”
“You had your moment. Now it’s mine.”
You didn’t protest when he pulled you into his arms, burying his face in your neck again, this time with a little sigh that told you exactly how much he’d needed this.
“Don’t say it,” you murmured with a smile.
“Say what?”
“That you missed me.”
“I wasn’t gonna say it,” he grumbled. “I was just gonna touch you a little.”
You giggled and tilted your head back so you could look at him. “Touch me, huh?”
He leaned in and kissed you, soft and slow. None of the fire and explosions the world knew him for. Just warmth. Home. Familiarity.
“You’re the only fuckin’ thing that makes the noise go quiet, y’know?” he said lowly, thumb stroking your cheek.
You reached up and brushed his damp bangs from his forehead. “And you’re the only one who puts up with our mini you throwing tantrums.”
“He gets the yelling from you.”
“Tch.”
There was a moment of silence. His hand slipped beneath your shirt, resting on the curve of your waist, nothing lewd, just comfort. You both lay there, the sound of your son’s faint snores carrying through the baby monitor and the occasional thump of the cat exploring the hallway.
“Still think we’re doing’ okay?” you asked quietly.
Katsuki’s voice was firm. “No one’s got what we’ve got.”
You nodded.
The cat slipped into your room then, hopping up at the foot of the bed and curling into a warm little ball. Katsuki looked down at her and muttered, “Traitor.”
You laughed, rolling into him. “Face it. Everyone loves me the most.”
He narrowed his eyes.
“You’re lucky I love you even when you say dumb shit like that.”
You kissed his jaw and whispered, “Love you too, Kats.”
And for the first time that day, Katsuki Bakugo truly relaxed—wrapped up in his two favorite people, a sassy cat, and the one place that felt like peace.
Home.
you’re right, my favorite fictional character would never.
match point
hajime opens the door, blinking blearily as the permanent fluorescents of the hallway greet his eyes. he drags a hand down his face, taking a quick opportunity to take you in, your shorts and knees (the left one has a nasty green bruise, leftover from his forcing you to try indoor climbing last week) and fuzzy socks peeking out from your sneakers. your shirt almost swallowing you, making the jacket you’re wearing look oddly cropped. your hair sticking straight up.
“hi, hajime,” you say, yawning uncontrollably. “thank you. sorry.”
“no problem,” he says, “come in, it’s too bright.”
inside, there’s only the pinpoint of his cell flashlight on, a beacon leading you to his room—first left in the hallway, you really would be able to find it blindfolded. you don’t act like it, though, putting a hand on his back and closing your eyes while he forges forward. the light brush of your fingers over the thin t-shirt he’d pulled over his head thirty seconds ago is the confusing kind of thing leaking out of his dreams.
“there’s a protein shake pack there, watch your—yeah. your step.” the warning comes just in time for you to stub your toe as he shuts the door behind the both of you.
he busies himself digging in his closet while you swear as quietly as you can.
“you want the bed? i’ll take the couch,” he offers.
“‘m not kicking you out of your own bed at—” you squint at your own phone screen. “3:47 a.m. i just really appreciate you letting me stay over, haji. thank you so much.”
“not your fault your roommates set off the fire alarm at 3:47 a.m. seriously, take the bed.”
you were lucky, he thought, lucky he had your contact set to break through Do Not Disturb, lucky he lived a floor above you so you didn’t have to scream hysterically at them for waking you up like this again in the middle of exam season. the violent string of texts he’d woken up to (and the distant shrieking of your apartment’s alarm) had made him laugh so hard he’d typed come over almost without thinking about it, i promise i won’t hotbox the bedroom while you’re trying to sleep.
“let’s just share,” you suggest, and he fumbles the spare blankets in his hands. he’s glad he’s facing away from you. “it’s too early to fight.”
“too late,” he corrects you. “you sure we’ll both fit?”
it’s a reference to your freshman year, when you used to climb into his twin XL bed and lie on top of him so neither of you were falling off the edge. physical affection was more common for you then, before he’d realized that his dumbass had gone and fallen in love with you and you were just his very affectionate friend.
“yeah, you have a big boy bed now. i miss the lightning mcqueen sheets, though.” you’re already hanging the jacket on the back of his chair, crawling through the vast ocean of cotton to curl into a ball near his pillows. he checks his phone again, wondering if he ever really woke up. he has dreams, secret, shameful ones, like this often.
there’s a song and dance missing. shouldn’t he be fighting harder to take the couch? building a pillow wall? as he joins you, even as he’s stretching his body out and feeling his left shoulder pop, you gravitate into him. he puts an arm around you, his bicep thick enough beneath your back to make you shift around to get comfortable again. your fuzzy sock-covered foot pushes up the ankle of his sweatpants.
“hey, wait,” he says. you make a soft sleepy noise that breaks his heart to hear like this: so close, and yet not at all. “was that my jacket you were wearing? the one i’ve been looking for?”
“yeah,” you nod into his chest. “you gave it to me last time we went out.”
“oh, i’d forgotten,” he hums. a few more moments pass, his own eyelids getting heavy.
“i like wearing your clothes,” you tell him, “it makes me feel like you’re my boyfriend.”
maybe in the morning he’ll do something about that; for now, he sleeps with your deep, even breathing an inch away, the warm glow of something new and right and shared suffusing his chest.
˚.🎀༘⋆ too sweet. ft ; katsuki bakugou
you’re up as the sun rises slowly, enjoying the golden hour, watching the soft golden hue reflect onto katsukis face, while your husband wakes up just before lunchtime, joining you in the kitchen as he hugs you from behind, grumbling into your neck as he takes in the scent of whatever you’re cooking.
katsuki prefers his coffee black and pure, while you enjoy it sweetened and with a dash of milk, he’d tease you for your preferences, but as he watched you indulge into your daily coffee, his lips formed a smile, he wanted every evening to be like this, and he’d do anything to make sure it happens.
you prefer your drinks with a mixer, while katsuki drinks it straight from the bottle. although, he didn’t like his alcohol mixed with something extra, katsuki still shared a drink with you of your choice, he knew drinking it neat would upset your tummy, but he didn’t mind sacrificing his favourite, just for his girl.
while you preferred the sweetness in life, able to eat half a jar of toffee and not gag, katsuki despised it, preferring, chilli flaked food. katsuki loved the burn it left on his tongue. in short, katsuki and your preferences described the souls of you two, yours was soft and tender, caressing the finer things of life, while katsukis was rough and pointy like the ends of knives. that’s where your softness came in, because no matter how hard katsuki stabbed you with his pointed edges, your cotton candy-like soul just bounced off the edges. you fed each others souls, just what the each needed.
proving that, opposites attract.
katsuki feels a sudden urge.
it's something he barely feels before it's a little too late and it's all he can feel anymore. like a small teeny itch that you just can't scratch, that you just can't reach.
you're sitting across from him, and you're chewing. you're focused on your phone, so you haven't offered some of your food to him yet but that was fine, that wasn't what he wanted right now.
an itch, it itches at him. his fingers twitch. he's grip on his pen loosens. his pen—what was he doing again ?
oh, right, you're studying. you'd study together often so he could help you out with material you didn't get and sometimes if you behaved and whined enough he'd let you copy his notes (although he'd much rather help you solve the problems yourself.) but you're taking a break now because you said you were hungry. you're studying on the floor because there's not enough room for you both on his bed, and he'd get pissy of you got crumbs on it.
and now you're eating, and oh—you're talking to him now.
you're offering him a bite of your food, like he expected you to but that's not what he wants. surely, you know that right ? that's why you were tempting him like this, with your puffed out cheeks and your full mouth.
fuckin' tease.
"katsuki ?" you tilt your head in confusion, blinking at him so innocently. "you don't want a bite ?"
and he blinks, seemingly back to his senses with your question. he nods "yeah.." he mutters lowly.
he sure as hell wants a bite.
"yeah—yeah, gimme some.." he finishes, voice uncharacteristically low for the simple little question you'd asked him. you smile at him, brightening up at his response, your cheeks rise up like the sun. you're obviously trying to draw him in, aren't you ? tease.
your boyfriend leans in, leans in so slow despite him not being that far away from you except he dodges your fork—and he tilts his head like he's going to kiss you so you suck in a breath and you're about to close your eyes and then—
chomp !
you yip in surprise at the feel of katsuki's teeth in your cheek. he'd completely dodged your food and went straight for you. you're so stunned you don't move, and when he leans back his cheeks are pink and he squints, like he's unsure and his eyes dart around your face like he's nervous, then he bites your nose.
that's when you snort loudly, gripping his cheek to push him away "katsuki ! the food—a bite of the food not me !" you chortle, and you can see the way he smiles with his teeth still in you "let go !" you cry, pushing him away. it has the opposite effect of course because your katsuki is a contrarian and a little shit through and through. so he's pushing his weight onto you until he's toppling you over, luckily he goes extra slow to mess with you so you can push your bowl of food out of the way. you laugh as he pushes you to the floor and nips at you: your ears, nose, shoulders and he gives extra attention to your cheeks.
"what's the matter with you ?" you wheeze, voice holding unadulterated confusion. holding onto his shoulders to ground yourself after his random burst of energy. he smirks, also slightly out of breath.
"you asked me if i wanted a bite."
"of the food !" you shriek, and you can't help but laugh "you're so weird !"
he shrugs, lopsided smile still on his face and he can't help himself, the itch is gone now, but he still leans forward to bite your cheek.
"shoulda been more specific."
I have just realized that...
So yeah, if I were him..
..it would be exciting for me as well.