Imagine being Mikey's girlfriend and having so many teenagers giving you respect as if you're the leader of the number one biker gang in Tokyo.
Imagine how confused everyone in your school is when a group of bulky, testosterone filled, aggressive high schoolers come and bow at a 90° angle. You're staring with reddened cheeks because ???????????
But they're off to go to class without a word, muttering to themselves. Your classmates and friends are like: "dude what the fuck happened?" and you're like "I don't even know."
Then some fuckers come and offer to hold your bag for you? To get you lunch? Someone gave you their bento? And everyone starts noticing how it's only the delinquents that do it. Mostly the ones wearing the Tokyo Manji uniform.
If there's a Toman member in class, you bet your ass they'd threaten the teacher for you. Like "They got that answer right!!" and you're like "no!!! I didn't!!!"
You're so scared your teachers were gonna give you detention. Or call your parents to let them know their child had a gaggle of delinquents doing their bidding.
God, imagine if they call you a title. Like "princess" or something. I can't even think of a title suited for this. But like something cringey that gets you annoyed and the clueless people around you start having even weirder theories.
Biggest one? You're the Yakuza's daughter.
IMAGINE!!!! IF SOME OF THE TOMAN INNER CIRCLE WERE THERE SJSNSNSJKSKWKA
I'm imagining Baji and chifuyu laughing their ass off in the corner, on the floor, gasping for air. And when you notice them, you run and ask if they had anything to do with this.
Baji wishes and chifuyu was growing purple from lack of oxygen. You kicked at them and wacked them with your book. WHICH MADE THINGS WORSE BECAUSE YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS ARE SEEING U BEAT UP GANG MEMBERS. YOURE A RAGING MONSTER IN THEIR EYES NOW.
If the toman members see this, do you think they'd be afraid of you? They'd be shaking in their boots at someone most likely half their size and that couldn't even win an arm wrestling match.
You'd ask Baji and chifuyu to tell them to stop. They would very loudly call you princess and run away cackling.
I'm pretty sure in highschool, the inner circle go to the same school. I don't remember but Takemitchy, Hakkai and Chifuyu go to the same school right?
If you think Takemitchy would help, chifuyu convinced him not to. Anyone else there is just someone you couldn't get a hold of. And you just ended up ignoring the delinquents and going about your day. Which just made you look like even more of a gang leader, walking down a hallway with a blank stare while people around you bowed.
Some non delinquents call you princess and you're telling them that "no, it's a prank. A sick joke that my boyfriend is playing on me."
People realise very quickly why you were being treated like royalty when the school day ended.
Because lo and behold, The Invincible Mikey was standing at the gate, leaning against his infamous bike as he waited for you. People just stopped and stared, not bothering leaving the vicinity, out of curiosity and maybe fear.
You see Mikey and start stomping towards him, everyone holding their breath because 'the yakuzas daughter was going head to head with the captain of the Tokyo Manji Gang.'
But Mikey was smiling brightly, arms open for a hug as he made grabby hands at you.
You came close and kicked him on the shin.
I honestly can't imagine everyone's reaction. Stunned silence. It's a sense of doom I think. A sense of 'rest in peace'. But also, the utter shock and respect you'd just accumulated from your peers in a second. You had some mad fucking balls to do that shit. Even full grown adults wouldn't do something like that to Sano Manjiro. People were ready to join your followers and praise you.
The kick was weak by the way, Mikey didn't even flinch. He just looked confused and then you ranted to him about your day and suddenly he was fully relying on his Babu to hold him up. Because my god, was he laughing his ass off. He couldn't breathe.
If Ken-chin was with him, let's be honest he would be, the man would also be on his knees dying of laughter. Just...imagine every Toman member that's part of the inner circle.... laughing vehemently at you for this.
With grumbles and glares, you try walking home by yourself but Mikey is quick to pull you back into his arms. His laughter hadn't stopped but he was leaning on you now.
The way one sinewy hand was on your waist while the other was tangled in your hair...made it very clear what you guys were to each other.
It was a collective 'oh.....oh' moment.
Mikey peppered many apologetic kisses on your cheeks and you whined about how embarrassing it was and how people were watching. Unbeknownst to you, Mikey had slyly made eye contact with anyone staring and glared daggers at them.
Ken-chin then decided to stand in front of the two of you and throw daggers at the on lookers for him.
And as much as you wanted to push away, you leant into his kisses and let him give you one on the nose and forehead. He tasted sweet on your lips too and your arms were around his neck, pulling away to stop the boy from going overboard like he always did.
"I'll treat you to lunch to make up for it?" Mikey whisperer gently, eyes soft and lovesick.
"Promise to call a meeting and tell everyone to stop?"
Mikey snorted, "Yes princess."
The punch on his arm was a lot harder. Mikey made an exaggerated pained expression, snickering to himself as he pulled you in close.
"It's not like it's a lie, though. You should be treated like royalty and have everyone do your bidding."
The blush that rose on your cheeks made his heart flutter.
"Only you can....treat me like that."
Oh he's not letting go of you any time soon.
Bonus: Later on, when you meet Baji and Chifuyu...they call you princess and burst out laughing. You promptly throw both of your shoes at them.
I also feel like if the Haitani brothers caught wind of this, it'd just be the worst for you. They are the snarkiest motherfuckers.
nanami doesn’t argue.
that would imply there’s a debate to be had. there isn’t. you’re wrong, and he’s right, end of story.
except right now you’re standing over him, arms crossed over your chest, smirking, and somehow — he’s the one apologizing. on his knees, too.
his fingers skim the inside of your wrist to the faint lines of your palm, thumb gliding over the crease of your fingers. tracing a slow, thoughtless pattern like he’s waiting for you to say something.
he exhales, sharp. “love, what exactly am I doing?”
“apologizing,” you bend closer. barely an inch, but enough that the air between you feels warmer, “..because you feel bad?”
his fingers tighten — just a little — before they smooth over again, sliding down to the ends of yours, holding on like he’s considering it. “I don’t.”
you raise a brow, irritated now. “no?”
he sighs, long-suffering, but doesn’t let go. if anything, his grip shifts, trailing down until he’s holding onto the end of your sleeve instead, brushing over your knuckles, still here, despite how tired he looks.
you press, voice softening, teasing though expectant. “do you feel bad at all?”
there’s barely a second joining the words and the way he moves — your back meets the kitchen counter with his hand around your waist, breath against your lips when he murmurs, “I do.”
his fingers slipping under your shirt at your hip as he exhales, words slipping out on your mouth:
“I’m,” kiss. “so-” kiss. “so.” kiss. “sorry,” kiss. “baby.”
you laugh into it, fingers curling into his sweater, breathless in a way you’re sure he notices. he pulls back to see the look on your face — the one that means you know you’ve won.
and for once, nanami doesn’t argue.
katsuki is the type of boyfriend to have his hand on you in some sort of way. it doesn’t matter where you are or what you’re doing— you’ll feel his warm and calloused hand on your lower back standing beside each other or on your knee absentmindedly tracing shapes as he uses his phone. sometimes you’ll feel him lightly massaging your upper back since he knows how tense you can get. (“shit— why didn’t you tell me?” he’d mutter mutter pressing his fingers.)
katsuki is the type of boyfriend who notices and knows everything about you. yes he did take note that you didn’t kiss him to greet him. yes he knows your comfort meal and cooks it for you without asking. yes he knows you only know how to tie your shoes the bunny ear method.
katsuki is the type of boyfriend to simultaneously be your best friend. he gives you that sassy look when he knows you both are thinking the same thing and judging someone’s annoying behavior. the type to have stupid inside jokes with you and fail to hide the dimples on his face whenever he is reminded of so. he will take your side in an argument.
katsuki is the type of boyfriend to have zero shame when it comes to you and being in a relationship with you. he only retorts (albeit poorly. because he is hopeless) back whenever someone like denki or mina comment about his lockscreen being a picture of you or his bag has a beaded charm dangling from it that you made for him. he’d probably just mention how they’re the one still single. “at least I have a relationship dumbass”
katsuki is the type of boyfriend who subtly flexes when he notices you watching him when he’s training or exercising. he takes full pride and advantage of it. he’ll shoot you a dumb grin when you’re looking and be like “what’re you being all weird for…”. also, you know that meme where it’s like “when he’s copying your snap so I pull this” and they send a picture of a flexed bicep? that’s what I think of with him. hehehe.
katsuki is the type of boyfriend to be the “let me do it” kind of guy. except it comes off painfully judgmental... in an endearing way. when you’re cozy in bed but complain because you forgot to grab your water— he’ll put an arm over you before you can get up and he’ll do it himself. he practically glares at you if you try bringing your card out to pay. he makes sure to open doors for you and always walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to traffic.
since season 2 is coming soon, lemme express my love for this boy
a/n; someone tell yeon sieun he’s loved multiple times until he’s got it engraved in his mind pls
kdrama yeon sieun x gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned) 399 wc
warnings; none
“I’m glad I met you, Sieun.” You murmur, leaning on the table as he studies. “Thank you for putting up with me.”
He looks at you, tapping his pencil against his fingers. “Where did that come from?”
There’s a lingering silence after his question. You’d turned to face away from him, his stare had gotten too overwhelming, yet he never took his eyes off of you. Just as he’d opened his mouth to ask again, you turned back to him, but why were there tears in your eyes?
“Can’t I appreciate you without you being suspicious of it?” He stares blankly at you, blinking slightly to turn his gaze away. “I won’t say it anymore then.”
He sucks in a breath discreetly, trying to distract you with the sound of his pencil hitting the table. Sieun watches you sit back up, leaning your head on your palm as you continue your notes.
Sieun stays silent, focusing on completing his notes for English. You don’t miss the way he pauses, though, meeting his fleeting gaze more than once.
“Sieun,” he hums, not picking his head up from his notes. “Stop looking at me like that.” He tilts his head to the side just the slightest, silently showing confusion. “I can read your mind, you know? You don’t have to say anything.”
He nods, pressing his lips together as he sits up straight, then leans slightly against the table. “Sorry.”
“Don’t be. I don’t say I love you just to hear it back. I say it so you know I do.”
His only response is a hum, waiting for you to turn away to let his lips quirk up. Sieun doesn’t fight the smile this time, lowering his head while it forms. You don’t look. You know he wouldn’t want you to. But there’s a creeping urge to take a peek when you hear a puff of air escape his lips.
When you look at him, his head is kept downward, and you can see the ghost of his smile still lingering like a mirage. He catches your eyes quickly, looking down when you smile at him.
“Keep studying.” You hum at his words, turning back to your work, moving your chair just the slightest closer to his.
Your knee brushed against his, and in the quiet, dim apartment, the one that always felt cold, a wave of warmth washed in.
[nsfw-ish] ; bakugou katsuki x reader — domestic fluff, slight horniness, bakugou katsuki being a cute little bean (but also a sexy phenomenon), slight humor <3
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notes: this is inspired by the bad bunny x calvin klein ad that came out a few weeks ago. i’m ovulating and had this in my drafts. enjoy 😃
Your grumpy Pro Hero boyfriend—the one who hates cameras, hates media circuits, hates anything remotely resembling a brand deal—somehow got talked into doing an ad. That, in itself, is already enough of a shocker. The man rolls his eyes at the mere mention of Instagram. His idea of PR is grunting his way through one-word answers at press conferences.
So, yeah. When Katsuki says he’s doing a shoot, you're caught off guard.
The announcement isn’t even some grand confession—it’s a casual mumble, like he’s commenting on the weather. He says it while washing the dishes, fingers soapy, sleeves of his tee pushed up to his elbows, the evening news humming in the background. You're sitting on the counter, half-listening to the TV, half-watching the muscles in his back flex through the thin fabric of his shirt.
“Gonna do a shoot in a couple days,” he mutters like it’s nothing. Like the sky’s blue. Like he’s not about to detonate your entire sense of reality.
You pause mid-sip of your water. “A shoot?” you echo, blinking at him.
He doesn’t even look up. “Yeah.”
You slide off the counter and walk toward him, disbelief coloring your voice. “Wait, seriously? You? Doing a shoot? Like… willingly?”
He finally cuts you a glance, eyes narrowing. “What the fuck would I joke for?”
“I don’t know! Because you hate this stuff?” You raise a brow. “Last week you growled at a guy just for taking a picture of you at the market.”
He scoffs, but the corner of his mouth twitches like he’s trying not to smile. “Agent wouldn’t shut up about it. Said it’s a good deal. Said it’d make my numbers spike.” He grinds his teeth. “S’bullshit.”
You grin, stepping even closer, your hands brushing against the hem of his shirt. “So what is it, huh? Sportswear? A cologne campaign? Let me guess, something with black-and-white aesthetics, all ‘I’m brooding and mysterious and I could kill you but also model for Givenchy.’”
His glare sharpens. “I ain't tellin’ you,” he mutters, and then smears a soapy hand across your face.
You yelp, eyes widening in shock before laughing, pushing him back with a dish towel, and just like that, the kitchen descends into a sudsy, chaotic mess—water splashing, laughter echoing, and your annoyed, grumbly boyfriend cracking the faintest smile as you attack him with bubbles.
You forget about it after that.
He goes to the shoot a few days later, grumbles about how stupid it was, comes home smelling faintly of sweat and photo studio, and promptly takes a nap on the couch with his face buried in your thigh.
End of story—or so you think.
Until the ad airs.
And the entire world explodes.
You’re not even the first person to see it. You wake up to six missed calls from Kaminari, seventeen texts in a group chat with Amanai and Hanari, and three DMs from stylists you’ve only ever worked with once, all saying something along the lines of:
IS THAT BAKUGOU??? Please tell me that’s YOUR man. why didn’t you warn me???
You groggily pull up the video link with one eye open, barely processing the thumbnail—just muted greys and harsh lighting—and then hit play.
And then the world stops.
The screen fades in, and the first thing you see is concrete—cold and industrial, metal beams and stark shadows. The lighting is sharp and stylized, the kind of aesthetic that screams high-end minimalism, and then—
There he is.
Katsuki.
In nothing but tight black briefs, leaning against a concrete wall, one arm behind his head, the other resting on his thigh. His scars catch the light. His tan skin looks like it's been kissed by some god. His abs—hard and defined, with that perfect cut down his sides—flex slightly as he breathes. There’s sweat glistening faintly on his collarbone.
And his expression?
That look. The one he gives when he’s about to fight someone and knows he’s already won. That heavy-lidded, lazy gaze that screams dominance and confidence. His jaw is tight. His mouth is parted just slightly, teeth catching on the fabric of his own tank top as he lifts it with one hand, revealing the full line of his torso—slow and unbothered, like this means nothing to him.
You gasp. You physically clutch your phone like it might explode in your hands.
Is this a fucking fever dream?
The ad keeps going. Transitions shift—now he’s outside, in some open-air gym setup, hanging from a pull-up bar in white briefs, his body tense and glistening, thighs flexing as he hooks his legs around the metal, inverted and still steady. The camera pans slowly, sinfully, down the line of his waist, his back muscles moving with effortless control.
You are floored.
And then—then—he’s sprawled in a plush lounge chair, still in briefs, arms behind his head, legs spread in that arrogant, casual way that only he could pull off. He’s completely relaxed, like he doesn’t know the entire planet is watching this ad and forgetting how to breathe.
You drop your phone on the bed and bury your face in your hands.
“What the fuck,” you groan into your palms. Your heart is pounding. Your thighs press together on instinct.
Katsuki, your grumpy, camera-hating, blunt-as-hell boyfriend… just dropped the hottest underwear ad of the year. And you had no idea what he was shooting until now.
You scramble to your feet, pacing your bedroom, mouth still open, heart pounding in your chest like war drums.
Your phone still lies face down on the bed, but you’re pacing like the floor might cave in. Your heart is slamming against your ribs, your body thrumming with something between disbelief and desperate, carnal desire. There’s a burn low in your stomach. A buzzing heat behind your eyes.
Because the ad isn’t done. It gets worse—so much worse.
The music shifts, something darker now, heavier—bass rolling like thunder. And then the screen cuts to him again. Katsuki. In jeans this time.
Low-rise. Washed-out. Loose around the thighs but slung criminally low on his hips.
And those goddamn white briefs are peeking out above the waistband like it was staged in a dream. His hand glides lazily over his stomach, fingers tracing the defined V of his hips, brushing right past the thick trail of hair under his navel. He stops there—lingers there—just barely grazing the hem of the briefs before his thumb tucks in, teasing the edge. His gaze flicks to the camera.
And he smirks.
Not his usual cocky grin, no. This one’s lazy. Lopsided. Something slow and dangerous that makes your knees buckle. Like he knows what he’s doing. Like he planned this moment for you and you alone.
You gasp. You clutch your chest. "Oh my God."
And then—as if that wasn’t enough—the music picks up and the scenes start layering: cuts of him against the concrete, muscles flexing under the strain of his pose; transitions to the gym, his thighs clenching, his expression loose with exertion; cuts to that plush chair, where he’s lounging like sin incarnate, and finally, back to the jeans, with his hand still teasing that waistband.
It’s not an ad anymore. It’s a weapon. A visual threat. A public sex dream.
You stand there, completely dumbfounded, eyes wide and mouth parted, blinking like you’ve been smacked upside the head with a wet towel.
And the comments?
Oh. The comments.
@takxmi291_: raw. next question. @abersiw.3: Good lord what a great day to be alive. @BIGPAPA.EJI: FLASH US ‼️‼️‼️ @numbber1.lemilionnn: giggling at 3am @angelzkiss: GOOD GOD IM GIDJDJFNNFHDNDNDJDNCN🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦 @hyurhio008: YEP IM GETTING HIM PREGNANT @Cello_Zumazz: damn now my screen's all sticky :/ @bpxrndeku: I FEEL LIKE A MAN IN THE 1800S SEEING AN ANKLE FOR THE FIRST TIME. @lennysqqie: don’t be scared. take em off. @dynazaddy98: i wanna GAGGGG on that huge COCK— @stareandfanfic: look at em TITS AWOOGAAAA
You can’t even think. You’re vibrating. Your brain is gone. You’re standing there, still in pajamas, while your very private, very grouchy, very hot boyfriend just broke the Internet in his underwear.
You can’t let this slide.
So you bide your time. You wait until he’s home from patrol—freshly showered, hair damp and messy, wearing his black hoodie and sweatpants that clings to him a little too well. He’s sitting at the kitchen table now, chopsticks in one hand, steam rising from the shabu shabu you made. His brow is furrowed as he eats, and he's grumbling about how some new sidekick forgot to file a report properly.
You sit across from him with your phone in hand, not saying anything.
And then, casually, you clear your throat and say in a bright voice:
“Explosively warm, and snug. Dynamight wears the new Iconic Cotton Stretch. Now in stores.”
Katsuki freezes mid-bite.
His chopsticks pause, a slice of beef and mushroom still dangling, and you see it happen—the moment it registers. His shoulders stiffen. His jaw tightens. And then slowly, as if the food can save him, he stuffs it into his mouth.
You try not to laugh. You fail.
“What the hell, Katsuki?” you grin, voice breathless with amusement. “Why didn’t you tell me?! That ad launched three hours ago and I’ve seen your dick print more times than I’ve seen my own reflection today.”
He grunts. Doesn’t look at you.
“Honey, you looked insanely good. Like… I’m not even sure it was legal.” You lean forward over the table, voice dropping slightly. “You were so hot. And that grin?” You tap your phone. “That was cute, baby.”
His ears go bright red. A slow, creeping crimson that crawls up his neck to his cheeks.
He finally glances at you, scowling faintly. “S’just a stupid ad. Ain’t that important.”
“Oh, it’s important to me,” you murmur with a knowing smirk.
He huffs and looks away again, stuffing another bite in his mouth. But his jaw’s twitching. He’s so clearly flustered, you can barely take it. A tiny, pleased smile tugs at his lips even though he’s fighting it with everything he has.
And you realize—this is why he didn’t tell you. Because deep down, Katsuki knew. He knew how hot he looked, how big the reaction would be, how much people would thirst over it.
But more than anything, he knew you would look at him like this—like he hung the goddamn moon. And he wouldn’t know what to do with that.
“Sh’ddup,” he mutters under his breath, cheeks now fully flushed.
You grin like a wolf, biting your lip as you lean over the table, eyes glinting.
“No. I’m not gonna shut up. In fact, I’m gonna print out a poster. Hang it in the hallway. Right across from the bathroom.”
“Don’t you fuckin’ dare,” he growls—but it’s soft. There’s no heat behind it. Just embarrassment and affection and that little smirk he only wears when he’s happy in spite of himself.
And you?
You’re head over heels in love with this absolute menace of a man. Horny and obsessed and ready to make him flustered for the rest of the night.
Later, the apartment is warm, and quiet, the soft hum of the city alive behind the windows—but in here, it’s just you and him.
The scent of the shabu shabu still lingers faintly in the air, and the clinking of dishes is rhythmic, almost soothing. Katsuki stands at the sink, sleeves pushed up to his elbows, forearms slick and glistening. His hands are buried in a sink full of suds, scrubbing out the plates he insisted on washing since you cooked.
You’re perched on the counter next to him, legs swinging slightly, phone in hand, face lit up with mischief and fondness. The grin on your face is damn near criminal. You can’t help it—you’ve been giggling all night. Ever since the ad dropped, you’ve been glued to the internet, reading every unhinged, thirsty, downright feral comment about your boyfriend. And oh, they are so good.
Katsuki grumbles under his breath every time you so much as snort at your screen, but he doesn’t tell you to stop. Not really. Because he secretly loves the sound of your laugh—especially when it’s because of him, even if it makes him wanna throw himself into the damn sink.
You scroll through your phone, eyes twinkling, then grin wider. “Should I read you the comments next?”
He groans. “No.”
But you’re already doing it. “@yoqnoak24 says: i’m wet, ready, and stretched out to g—”
Before you can finish, a wet, soapy hand slaps gently but firmly against your face.
“Katsuki!” you squeal, laughing in full as the bubbles smear across your cheek and jaw, eyes crinkling with delight.
“Fuckin’ brat,” he growls through a grin of his own, already tugging you off the counter with one hand on your waist.
You wrap your arms around his shoulders instinctively as he leans in, pressing a messy, grinning kiss against your lips. It’s hot, breathless, teeth clicking together for a second before he pulls back just enough to murmur against your mouth, “What am I gonna do with you, huh?”
You’re smiling so wide you can barely kiss him back properly, giggling like a teenager. “Probably fuck me stupid, since you’ve already got half the world begging for it.”
“Jesus fuck,” he groans, burying his face in your neck. You can feel the heat radiating off his skin, the way his ears are burning where they brush your jaw. But he’s smiling. You can feel that too. It’s hidden, buried in the press of his mouth against your collarbone, but it’s there. That secret softness only you get.
“You’re the worst,” he mumbles.
“No,” you say, tugging gently at his hair as you press a kiss behind his ear. “I’m the best. I’m your number one fan.”
“Damn right you are.”
You laugh again, and he chuckles too—quiet, low, warm in your chest.
This. This is your life with him. This ridiculous, heart-melting mix of domesticity and chaos. You and him in your kitchen, covered in soap and laughter, still buzzing with the aftershocks of an ad he didn’t even want to do. You and him trading kisses like secrets, teasing and tugging, wrapped around each other like you’ve always belonged this way.
God, you love this man. More than anything.
And the best part?
He loves you back just as hard.
Katsuki just left, and your phone is already ringing with his contact.
You know what this is about. You smile and click the phone to answer, pinning the device between your shoulder and your ear. “Yes, baby?”
“You think you’re so fucking cute, don’t you?”
You giggle briefly before clearing your throat to gain some composure, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Don’t play that shit card with me,” he snarls, but his voice holds no venom. Truly a bark with no bite. You continue to spread the jelly on your toast, waiting for him to finish his rant. “I don’t even have to open it to see the chaos you’ve caused. Is this why you wanted to take the car yesterday? Alone? Fucking brat.”
You stifle a giggle and you hear him try to fight his own laughter. “And fucking Hello Kitty? Really?”
Covering his dashboard in stickers wasn’t something you’d planned on doing, but when TikTok inspiration strikes, who would you be to not answer the call?
You’d covered everything: the dash board, the side panels, the steering wheel, the stick shift, center console, everywhere within his driver and passenger seat is covered in stickers of assorted Sanrio characters.
You pout, “it’s not just hello kitty, there’s some Kuromi’s in there for you.”
“How. Generous.” You laugh at his expense, and he lets you, but he doesn’t fool you for a second- he’s hiding his laugh. “So, you gonna come take these shits off?”
“No.”
“HAA?!”
“No!” You repeat. “Because what if you pick up your side pieces in your big expensive car and kiss them? Hmm? They won’t kiss you if they know you have a pretty, perfect, amazing pookie wookie bear at home.”
“My pookie wookie bear is going to get suffocated with a pillow,” he growls. “Now come take care of this!”
“No,” you sing. “I’m sure you’ll figure it out.”
“Swear to god-“
“Bye babyyyy!”
“Don’t you fucking-“
You’re quick to hang up the phone, giggling and going back to your toast with a satisfied smile spread on your cheeks, and you-
Immediately, you hear footsteps coming up the stairs of your home. Panic grips your heart as your eyes flick to the doorway of the kitchen.
The front door opens. He’s running.
“You’re so fucking dead.”
You scream.
The payback for sticker-ing his car might’ve been intense, full of tickling fingers and bites and threats turning into promises of payback.
But it was worth the new memory with your man.
Situationship with Bakugo 😵💫
a situationship with katsuki bakugo would be chaotic, intense, and incredibly frustrating.
KATSUKI BAKUGO, who's not the type to do things halfway, so the fact that he won’t fully commit (or admit his feelings) means he’s fighting himself the entire time.
KATSUKI BAKUGO, who takes care of you in little ways—grabbing your favorite snacks when he’s out, making sure you get home safe, memorizing all your food orders from various places—but if you call him out on it, he’ll scoff and say, “tch. don’t think too much about it. it was just on the way.”
KATSUKI BAKUGO, where he’s got no problem pulling you into his lap, throwing an arm around you, or grabbing your wrist to keep you from walking away during an argument, only for you to cuddle right back into his arms again. "you always come back anyway. might as well stay where you belong."
KATSUKI BAKUGO, who will go out of his way to coincidentally be where you are, but if you ask, he’ll act like you’re the clingy one. "the hell are you lookin’ at me like that for? it’s a free fuckin’ country—you act like i’m followin’ you or somethin’. maybe you’re the one who can’t stay away."
KATSUKI BAKUGO, the man who kisses you like you’re the only thing keeping him sane but refuses to call it love. the man who pulls you into his arms after a rough day but won’t say he needs you. the man who gets pissed when other guys flirt with you, yet still won’t claim you as his. he knows they’ll never measure up to him.
but then, one day, you get tired of it. tired of the mixed signals, tired of feeling like you’re caught in something he refuses to name.
so you pull away. stop answering his late-night texts. stop letting him hold you like you’re his when he won’t even say the words. stop caring because what’s the point when he won’t admit he cares just as much?
at first, he acts like he doesn’t notice. like it doesn’t bother him. but it does.
KATSUKI BAKUGO, who sees you laughing with someone else and his jaw tightens so hard it aches. he catches himself reaching for you before stopping short, fingers twitching like they’re fighting the habit of pulling you close. he sees you stop waiting for him and realizes, too late, that he never thought you would stop.
KATSUKI BAKUGO, who stands at your doorway, all heat and tension, eyes burning like a wildfire ready to consume you whole. he doesn’t say a word at first, just grabs your wrist—gently, but firm enough that you can feel his frustration thrumming beneath his skin.
“you’re ignoring me,” he accuses, voice low and dangerous.
you lift an eyebrow. “i thought you didn’t care.”
his grip tightens just slightly before he lets go, running a hand through his hair in frustration.
he hates this. hates feeling out of control, hates that you make him feel anything at all.
but he’s done lying to himself.
“you think i don’t care? you think i don’t—” he cuts himself off, exhaling sharply through his nose.
you scoff, crossing your arms. "you sure as hell act like it. or is this just another one of your games?"
his jaw clenches. "it was never a damn game, sweets."
"then what was it, katsuki?" you throw your hands up. "because it sure as hell wasn't a relationship."
"you think i don’t—" he cuts himself off with a frustrated noise, pacing like he's physically fighting with himself. then he turns back to you. "damn it, i was trying!"
"trying what?" you challenge. "to string me along until you got bored? to keep me so that no one else could have me?"
"no! i was trying to—fuck—i was trying to figure it out! trying to—" he stops himself again, exhales hard through his nose, then looks at you, really looks at you. "trying to not fuck this up."
the words hang between you, heavy, aching.
your voice is softer now, but no less sharp. "and yet, you still did."
for a moment, he just stares at you. and then, before you can turn away, before you can push him out of your life completely, he closes the distance.
"no," he growls. "i'm not letting you walk away from me again."
you shake your head. "you already let me go."
"the hell i did!" his hands grip your arms, not to restrain but to hold on. "you think i don’t want you? that i don’t—"
he stops, sucks in a breath, and then—
he cups your face and kisses you. not like before. not out of desperation, not just because it’s easy. not like the heated, desperate, i need to feel something kisses he’s stolen in the past. this one is different.
raw, messy, everything he’s been too damn stubborn to say.
this one is real.
and when he pulls back, breathless, eyes blazing, he mutters, "you wanna know what this is? it’s me, fucking telling you, that i’m all in on this. now tell me you don’t want me, and i’ll walk."
you swallow, your own breath uneven. but you can’t say it. because you do. you always have.
and he knows it.
you stare at him, chest heaving, your lips still tingling from the force of his kiss. your mind is screaming at you to push him away, to remind him that he had months to figure this out, to tell him that it’s too late.
but your heart? your heart is beating so damn loud it drowns out the logic.
katsuki sees the hesitation, the war behind your eyes. he doesn’t rush you. for once, he doesn’t bulldoze his way through with brute force.
"you’re such a fucking asshole," you mutter, shoving at his chest, but he doesn’t budge.
he exhales, a short, almost bitter laugh. “i know.”
you lick your lips, looking anywhere but at him. “you put me through hell, katsuki.”
“i know that too,” his voice is rough, but there’s no anger anymore. just quiet, painful honesty. he huffs, rubs a hand down his face before dropping it. “i was scared, sweets.”
you blink. katsuki bakugo, scared?
he sees the doubt flash across your face and scowls. “don’t. don’t look at me like that. like i don’t get to be scared of this—of you.”
your breath catches, and suddenly, the anger flares up again. “me? you were scared of me?”
“yeah,” he scoffs, eyes flicking between yours. "i ain't good at this shit, alright? but don't ever think for a second that i didn't want you."
your jaw tightens. "then why the hell did it take losing me for you to say it?"
something flickers across his face—regret, maybe. frustration. the words sound like they hurt to admit. "because i was a goddamn coward. because i didn't know how to have you without screwing it all up."
you stare at him, searching his face, waiting for the catch—for him to backtrack, for him to make another excuse. but he doesn’t.
instead, his grip on you softens, hands sliding down to your wrists, fingers brushing over your pulse. he watches you carefully, fingers grazing your wrist.
"tell me you don’t feel the same, and i’ll let you go. but if you do…” he leans in just slightly, gaze flickering to your lips. “then stop fighting me and let me be yours.”
and damn it—damn him—because you do. you always have.
your breath is unsteady, your chest tight as you stare at him. he looks like he’s ready for a fight, ready to prove himself, but you’re not making this easy for him.
he doesn’t deserve easy.
you step back, but he follows, unwilling to let space grow between you again. "if you really mean it, you’re gonna have to work for it."
his lips part slightly, like he wasn’t expecting you to say that. then, he huffs, shoving his hands into his pockets. "fine. i will."
"you don’t even know what that means."
"doesn’t matter," his eyes burn with determination. "i’ll figure it out."
you study him, searching for hesitation, doubt—any sign that he’ll walk away the moment things get tough. but all you see is conviction, a stubborn resolve that’s so him it almost makes your chest ache.
still, you’re not going to let him think this is some quick fix.
"no more mixed signals," your voice is firm. "no more acting like i don’t matter just because you're scared of your own feelings."
his jaw clenches, but he nods. "yeah."
"and no more kissing me like i’m yours and then pretending it doesn’t mean anything."
his eyes darken slightly. "that one was never pretend."
you don’t give in just yet. you let the silence stretch, let him sit in it, let him feel the weight of what he’s asking for.
then, finally, you nod. "alright. then we’ll see."
from the moment you demanded he work for your trust, he treats it like the most important damn mission of his life.
KATSUKI BAKUGO, who starts showing up—not just in the ways he used to, sneaking into your life with little gestures he refused to acknowledge. no, this time, he makes it clear.
KATSUKI BAKUGO, who texts you good morning. goodnight. little things throughout the day that show you he’s thinking about you. "did you eat? i know you don’t like the coffee at work, so i left one for you on your desk, call me if you need a ride."
KATSUKI BAKUGO, where at work, he swings by your office under the pretense of “checking in,” but you catch the way his eyes linger, the way his fingers tap against your desk like he’s resisting the urge to touch you.
KATSUKI BAKUGO, when he knows you’re out with friends, he doesn’t pull the usual possessive coincidentally running into you routine. he lets you have your space but makes sure you get home safe. "text me when you’re back."
but the real proof is in the way he listens. the way he remembers.
KATSUKI BAKUGO, who recalls things you mentioned offhandedly weeks ago—your favorite dessert from that bakery downtown, the dumb movie you wanted to watch but never got around to. one night, you mention offhandedly that you’ve been stressed, and the next day, he drags you out of your apartment. "c’mon. you need a break."
you expect something explosive, something him—but instead, he takes you to a quiet spot, lets you rant, doesn’t rush you. just listens.
and when you look at him, skeptical, waiting for him to make some kind of sarcastic remark, he just shrugs. "told you i was serious."
he never demands anything from you. never pushes you for an answer.
but one night, after another long day, after another moment where he reminds you, without words, just how much he’s changed—how much he’s trying—you finally give in.
you reach for his hand.
it’s tentative, just a light brush of your fingers against his. he looks down, then back up at you, something unreadable in his expression.
you squeeze lightly, voice quiet. "okay."
he blinks. "okay?"
you take a breath. "i believe you."
and for the first time in a long time, he smiles. really smiles.
then, with all the patience he’s learned just for you, he lifts your hand and presses a kiss to your knuckles.
"’bout fuckin' time."
‧₊˚✧[ it's me, kia ! ]✧˚₊‧ 。゚•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• 。゚ ‧₊˚✧[ more of katsuki ! ]✧˚₊‧
⋆˚࿔ kia's note ˚⋆ hi!! a little something to publish bc i feel i havent been posting much like i've been before? js burnout from school and shit, also indulging my free time😭 hope you guys enjoy💜💜
i love men who look like theyve been through some of the most horrendous shit ever sorry
Tantrum shouto
percy likes walking around naked in his cabin after sex.
in the back porch of cabin three, where it only saw the beautiful lake and green mountains behind it, no other cabins or campers around; he likes to slip from your warm embrace to take in his favorite time of the day. which, the early mornings.
the air smells extra fresh, the sea is more calm than usual, and everything is definetly more silent. you feel his absence in the bed yet make no move to get up, instead peek an eye.
and then you believe he's a full god instead of demi.
he's leaning against the railings, shameless about his nudity, watching the sea. the soft breeze make his raven locks sway, and his scars are visible on his tan skin, under the soft light of early hours.
you feel like you can stare at him forever. not because it turns you on, or makes you want to jump on him, no. he's like a statue bringed to life, or a painting sally draw so poseidon could make it a human. he shows his godly side more than his human one, and it's unfair to other demigod's. he's pratically glowing.
then, he turns to you, with all of his glory. he smiles softly and sleepishly like he's not perfect first thing in the morning, lazily getting in your embrace. "morning pretty girl."
oh, the audicity.
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“you’re not listening.” your unamused expression is prominent.
percy shrugs and rubs his hands over the skin of your waist, stopping at the very bottom of your bra and toying with the fabric.
“no, I am not.”
you slap his head. “listen! or I’m putting my shirt back on.”
his hands freeze and fall back down to your waist, remaining there and allowing you to finish what you were saying— which he had not heard an absolute word of.
but it wasn’t his fault your tits were looking at him.
or it was. he was the one who had taken your shirt off before.
but that’s beside the point.
“so, as I was saying… I decided that if I got the eighty dollar bunny then that’s the equivalent of a book trilogy. but if I bought the thirty dollar peanut I would—”
“you bought a peanut? mine isn’t good enough for you anymore.”
you sigh and close your eyes to remain composed. when you reopen them you take percy’s head into your hands and place a kiss to his forehead.
you pull away to see his smile. you remove your hands and place them back on his shoulders. “so, the peanut was thirty dollars which means I could only buy one book. but I really— I wanted the peanut more than the bunny. so I bought the bunny, the peanut, and four books.”
“interesting. how much did you spend in all?”
“one hundred thirty five dollars.”
“I’m gonna be broke within a month!”
you tug his hair. “then stop forcing me to spend your money instead of my own!”
percy’s hold on your waist tightens and he pulls you closer into him. “but I like when you spend my money!”
“then I don’t want to hear you complain.” he makes a zipper motion over his mouth. you nod once in agreement. “thank you.” you kiss his forehead again.
when you pull back his hands find the edge of your bra again, tugging it lightly. “can I take this off now, sweet girl?”
“you have a problem, do you know that?”
“only when it comes to you, sweet girl.”
you sigh and throw your arms up in defeat. “go ahead, perseus.”
too eager, that boy.