Hey Bestie [gives You Chubby Postpartum Mombod Enki]

What did I just watch? And then read?

Out of Touch

GRIDDLEHARK SWEEP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Propaganda:

Harrow and Gideon; the power imbalance and pining and inability to communicate and understand each other and oh god the pining they just want to be loved and they're so bad at it

Juri and Shiori: They both love eachother right but shiori is insecure and has comphet and hates juri for being better than her!! It was confirmed in the original dialogue and by the series creator that Shiori does return Juri's feelings, but was antagonistic towards to her because she held Juri in such high regard that when she found out that Juri loved her it made Shiori feel powerful and on more equal ground with Juri than she initially thought, so she tried to maintain that power in the hopes of having Juri to herself

Louis and Lestat: In the original book Lestat literally turns a 5 year old little girl into a vampire to trap Louis in their loveless, abusive relationship, because he knows Louis will worry about Lestat (whom Louis now recognizes as a remorseless monster who sees humans as nothing but food) using this child (Claudia) as a tool and creating the most evil and messed up surrogate child of all time. (He was right, btw, bc she grows into a woman trapped forever in a child's body and hates them both for it. but this isn't about Claudia.)

In the TV series, Lestat is a white devil offering aid, sympathy, and love to a gay, closeted black man in the 1900s. He offers him company, capital, a friend who sees him as an 'equal' Once he turns him into a vampire, his desire to possess and control Louis becomes apparent. He displays TEXTBOOK narcissistic and abusive partner behaviors, apologies for how awful he was, promises to change, makes romantic gestures to try and smooth things over. They start having an 'open relationship' where Lestat loses it over Louis taking advantage of being able to see other people. Lestat writes a love song for him and sends Louis a recording sung by the woman he's having an affair with; Louis confronts him at the singer's apartment and they have angry sex in her bed.

Late in the TV series, they get in another fight, and Lestat literally drops Louis out of the sky and leaves him paralyzed, with Claudia (in this adaptation, a young woman who is more like a sister/mother to Louis) to nurse him back to health and re-teach him how to walk. Louis still takes him back.

In both the book and the TV series, Claudia convinces Louis that the only way they can be free is to kill Lestat. In both, they poison him, slit his throat, and dump his body in a swamp. In the TV version, Louis sobs over Lestat's dead body, refusing to allow Claudia to burn him and ensure he can't come back from it. (Spoilers: he gets better. and he's pissed about it! He follows them to Europe.) Their gay divorce drama eventually results in the destruction of an entire enclave of over 400 vampires in Paris and the death of their surrogate daughter.

Happy birthday Cross 🎉 ur the second favorite

What did you do Billy?

Problematic Femslash Ship Tournament - Round 4

Sakurin - Rin Tohsaka x Sakura Matou (Fate/Stay Night) VS. Griddlehark - Gideon Nav x Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb Series)

Info and propaganda under cut! This will not be spoiler-free.

Problematic elements for Sakurin:

It's incest + Even just in canon Sakura's dark evil side not only shows attraction to Rin but is specifically pretty rapey toward her, including a bad end to the VN where she forces Rin to experience her (Sakura's) own sexual abuse until she breaks mentally.

Problematic elements for Griddlehark:

Awful to each other since childhood, Harrow especially abusing Gid. Then they got better, then they got worse, then they (maybe?) got better again.

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Propaganda for Sakurin:

Sisters separated as children who experience mutual guilty crushes on each each other is already good, and making it so one wants to sexually abuse her sister the second all of her darkest impulses come out is so much fun.

Propaganda for Griddlehark:

They are both deeply horribly traumatized and they are the biggest triggers for each other and also the only ones who understand each other's pain it's great

Gimme a few minutes 😶‍🌫️

F&H Mouthwashing swap au. There I said it

Them <3

Cleaned depression room! 🫠

Still depressed but at least I'm depressed in a clean room 🫣

Its cuz they're the primary color dicknips*

*affectionately

devastating realization… hes not urpl