We making progress?
This bitch
This bitch
Today's my birthday :)
I would like to kiss @blog-ladyg on the forehead the way you kiss a cat on the forehead
Happy birthday Geno. You are my favorite ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Mom: had you ever seen the documentary "weekend at Bernie's"?
Me: 😶
Wtf is a blorbo???
I'm sad that the guys in Monty python's flying circus would probably call me slurs
A story in two parts
My brother just came out as British
I fucking hate nightmares
Mmmmmmmmm
C u m
Covered cinnamon rolls
@blog-ladyg I am I very pissed, very small goop monster.
I have decided that I shall draw myself as a pissed off goop monster covered in an unknown amount of eyes
I want one of these as a tattoo
Delicate spring florals
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I like every post on my feed on most social media's because you never know who needs the little ❤ notifications
I was just walking around sobbing while shaking the cat food as the 4 other cats followed me meowing because i couldn't find my half blind cat. Baby girl was just sleeping on the art table.
so i forgot that dogs can't have cinnamon and mine just ate one of my cinnamon bites while i was doing my hair and then he threw up his breakfast and dinner and it took me so long to finish cleaning it up i have to redo my hair and i feel like i have to shower again.
There are two types of people when someone says sexy cow time
I wanna talk to me friend but the app i use said "what if i didn't send notifications and made it seem like you were being ignored?"
one time a brought my purse to my very religious friends house. their mom kept looking at the purse with a weird look. I didn't get why until i realized. I have a church of satan pin on my purse because i thought it was the brimstone item from the binding of isaac
I've decided I'm the funniest bitch on the site and everyone who doesn't laugh at my jokes just has no comedic taste
Ok so i just found out that in minecraft on my xbox is you press the left button on the dpad it copies the block! Is thist new? I just wanted to burn down a forest i didn't want this information
I'm trying to prove a point. Do Drakes have wings or not?
I love way of the house husband
You're a feminist? Show me your best Woman respecting spike
My cat came into my room purring. He did something