Patton: *makes A Moose Sound*

you have no idea who i am. i am but a spirit in the wind. a passing tumblr user who will drift off in the current of posts and never be heard from again.

Star. Go to sleep

before 2022 ends does anyone wanna admit they wanna kill and eat me !!

Don't let your date die

This little comic was week or two coming. Enjoy!

Dude. It’s literally our first lesson, this is not how this works.

Also, nice fischl profile

okay yeah i have less than 8 hours to do the chemistry hw i've had for 2 weeks. am i going to do it yet?? fuck that. sure it's an entire exam paper but my rule is don't start hw til you only have 2 hours left and im sticking to that.

Batman the first time that Commissioner Gordon used the Bat Signal

Saw beams of light in the sky. Investigating further.

food brand: we can change a few things with our food no one will notice

their autistic customers the second the change is made:

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.