Immadeofgranite - Hellyeahconcrete

Never have I been exactly worried about the whole ‘sites share your data and invasion of privacy’ thing, but I do have to say it’s a bit weird when tumblr gives you an ad that has the exact things that are currently in your like-list.

And no, I didn’t crop it weird. That is the ad that it showed me.

I think that given the release of the FNAF movie, I will tell the tale of my most memorable dream. For context, I was 10 at the time, undiagnosed asthma (this will matter later), and had been watching the games since Markiplier first played the game.

The dream started with being in a completely blank house, myself going through the doors and finding random items inside, closing them, and going to the next one. For some reason, if I found a FNAF animatronic, they would chase me, except for Foxy and Chica. I don’t know why those two, but they were also searching doors with me. I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be looking for an exit, but that part’s pretty blurry, since the next thing I remember was being outside on the path leading to one of those roads that game devs have when they don’t want to make a whole town. The ‘enemy’ animatronics weren’t chasing us, but we started running anyway. Then, I heard footsteps coming from behind me, and I think it was phantom Bonnie (the purple, really rare one) who I saw behind me. Cue more running, until I start to get tired. This is where I think my exemplary survival instincts come into play; my legs were beginning to get tired, and Chica and Foxy were running past me (because apparently they were also scared) so you know what I did? I stopped completely, turned around and was like ‘I’m tired, you can kill me now’. Phantom Bonnie began slowly walking towards me, but it was two steps away from me when I decided suddenly, ‘Oh! Actually, I don’t want to die’ and then started running again. Made it to the end of the road and then woke up.

No clue what the moral was.

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

post-crime murdock

What is happening with the ‘For You’ algorithm right now??

Because I have seen not one, not two, but three posts about kinks that I have never interacted with in anyway (degradation, piss, and the final being bluntly transphobic when I myself am trans??) and have no clue why they’re there. I get it if Tumblr is trying to let smaller blogs get their posts seen, but Jesus Christ, I do not want random posts about random concepts that I either have no interest in or clash with my preconceived algorithm. Simply, what is up, Tumblr?

You know the procrastination is bad when you start making excel spreadsheets.

I twirl my cape, black as a winter’s night, as if to disappear from your very eyes, but, instead, I majestically flop onto the ground and take a nap

Totally was

I SUCCEEDED IN MY LIFE DREAM: DRINKING COPPER SULFATE

(disclaimer: it wasn't copper sulfate, it was just blue)

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I kind of suck at tagging, so I made this infographic to help make it easier.