The "God" We Made From Unethically Sourced Flesh And Metal Won't Talk To Us Anymore So I'm Gonna Abandon

love and sympathy to people who grew up with siblings who formed a majority voting bloc against them. if u know u know

I need someone to animate Astarion singing ‘Lay all your love on me’ but the cover by Brian David Gilbert. I need this, carnally.

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

I’d sure love to introduce Harold III, King of Norway, to my dearest friend, Harold Godwinson, heir to the Earldom of Wessex.

i know 196 is a reddit thing but like. what does it mean. what do those numbers represent

Just in time for Valentine’s Day... 💔 

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- The Ellipsus Team xo

I kind of suck at tagging, so I made this infographic to help make it easier.

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

I’ve read too much fanfiction to watch The Kissing Booth

WHO TOLD YOU

YOU LOVE WOMEN!

Level one warlock

transgender beam