I’m Starting To Think That The Annoying English Teacher Was Right When They Say Everything A Writer

comprehensive list of disorders in the DSM-7:

generalized deficiency

phlegmatic (only surviving humour)

woman

whale ate your parents

whale didn't eat your parents

put a little hot sauce on that bad boy

Well, I’ve already scared off the people on insta— time to do the same to tumblr.

Somebody order a big titty goth? No? Huh.

Well, take him anyways.

Adaine meeting a stuck up girl who's good at everything and aced her school year already and immediately turning to her party members and saying she was worse than Kalvaxus, a centuries old dragon, is so real of her

48 + 7 = 50??

shit

Shut up

Yall wanted a part 2 of this BG3/Robin Hood crossover so enjoy one of the best romance scenes of all time ✨

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

You seen that one episode of South Park?

I have given up

POV you're confronted by a small lamb

With the new wave of porn bots, every notification I get from this site is one of two things: either, it is a like/reboot for a piece of writing, or, as I fear, being followed by one of those bots

I’ve read too much fanfiction to watch The Kissing Booth