Y'all Heard Precipice Yet From The New Minecraft Update? Holy Fuck. Listen To It Now And Get Back To

Upon realising that I could not romance the milfs, I decided to 1, get married (to Shane), 2, have children, then 3, get every other romanceable villager to 8 hearts.

I have become the milf.

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

What if I procrastinate leaving school, though?

it's my last day of school tmrw what the fuck 😭😭

My mother just, straight up, said ‘You expect a lot from me” and then, when asked for the names of those, she said, and I quote, “Food.”

the tumblr app is showing every single blog on here as empty to me right now so i expect im the only one left who can post this evidence of frogs secretly kissing in the muppet show. this snatched moment of tenderness in a cruel world

i will defend to the grave that literary analysis IS enjoyable and a valid hobby but it's amazing how a hyperfixation on The Character will have you writing essays for fun

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What the hell is Welcome Home and why have I developed an interest in it so fast.

Guard dog has a guard dog