With Minimal Theorising And Guesswork.

I'm so normal

*watches community 4 times*

*plays Stanley parable for 10 hours*

*takes 30 B99 personality quizzes (I'm Boyle)*

*screams that there's no silicon valley content*

*watches 10 dhmis theories*

*adds another copy of all tomorrows to my Amazon list*

Yeah, a regular guy

beans 🥹

What if I chibified the Bishops? 👀

Upon realising that I could not romance the milfs, I decided to 1, get married (to Shane), 2, have children, then 3, get every other romanceable villager to 8 hearts.

I have become the milf.

💯🙏💛🟨👍

👏👏👏

Webtoon

Do sirens effect lesbians?

Do sirens effect pre-surgery trans-women?

Do sirens effect gay men?

Do sirens effect non-binary people?

Do sirens effect after surgery trans-men?

And, no, I only say pre/after surgery because then they are physically female/male but identify as the other, so would the siren count them as male and sing or does it not matter the gender and only sexuality?

Mf I liked one single tf2 video and now I'm suddenly recommended something tf2 related every second. And I keep indulging in the algorithm because this shits fire.

Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

the new dhmis episodes awakened a new blorbo in me i think