I Need To Stare At The Air In Empty Rooms To Assert My Dominance Over The Ghosts

I believe all Star Wars fans should quote

" I have friends everywhere."

to announce the fact they r Star Wars fans to others.

I acquired the most perfect leather jacket in existence from a charity shop a few days ago so now I must find a way to wear it with all my outfits.

I hate that I can't talk about my interests to my friends cause I can't consume any form of media normally and it becomes increasingly apparent when I discuss it

That avengers movie better just be 2hrs long of Cherik arguing over who gets custody of the kids

behind every gay mutant is a gayer, more evil, gay mutant

I WISH I COULD TALK TO ANIMALS

What in the Renaissance painting is going on here????

I often think of a comment that a random person made that Charlie Swan was like an older version of Stiles Stilinski and I. I think abt that atleast once a day. So, whoever u r I hope u know that u have forever altered my perception of both characters.

(also to any twilight fans reading this, watch Vampires Suck)

Danny was the most sane and mature character in all of Teen Wolf and I am tired of pretending he wasn't

kleya marki character of the century. everybody else shut the fuck up

My absolute favourite thing ever was finally sitting my dad down to address the elephant in the room. Which was the fact he needed to look into ADHD. Like no dad it's not normal at 50 smth years of age to not be able to sit still for a minute without going insane, not focus long enough to get through children's book, be so obsessed with star wars u known the average temperatures on Hoth, miss meals or become so dehydrated u need to seek medical attention because u forgot food and water existed , not fall asleep because u are too busy wondering all night abt random things like the history or tumble dryer, have so much excess energy u need to run on the treadmill for atleast an hour a day, go on random Wikipedia rabbit holes once every few days concerning ur latest obsession, start food fights with random people for fun, loose things to the point u have to buy a replacement every week only to find the old one when u get home, get emotionally attached to trainers that u come up w names for them, have people avoid u because they think u r really weird because u only want to talk abt ur latest interest and all round be the in real life version of Phil Dunphy.

JUST FOR HIM TO RESPOND " oh, okay."