Despite What Canon Says, If A Fanfic Writer’s In Love With A Blorbo, They Can Never Die

You called me "angel" for the first time,

my heart leapt from me

You smile now, I can see its pieces still stuck in your teeth

And what's left of it, I listen to it tick

Every tedious beat going unknown as any angel to me

Unknown / Nth - Hozier

Jason probably thought that going to an all-boys school after him and Piper broke up was be a good idea so he could keep his mind of dating and then saw one(1) cute boy and was like "shit😕"

opening tumblr and seeing destiel trending is like russian roulette either its undeniably canon or world war 3 has started only one way to find out

Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

The SPN wheel is complete!! Had a lot of fun with this :)

THEYRE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!

...When you want your f*ck buddy to become your f*ck husband

(And yes, it is the year 2024 and I am still making sad men comics, sue me)

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Angsty Prompts

(feel free to use, tag me when yall write!!! mwah xoxo)

"You're okay, look at me--yes, my love, you're okay. I'm here now."

tight hugs, their hands cradling you and your heart close to theirs.

Their heart shattering with every ragged breath u take and every sob that escapes your lips

"Do u know.. it's incredibly brave of you to.." They pause, gently rubbing the tears stains off your cheeks, "Be vulnerable with me? It's my honor, to protect you, and be a safe place for you."

being hospitalized, and waking up to find them curled at the foot of your bed, holding onto ur hand.

Voice breaking as they whisper, their hand tightening around yours, "I-I thought I lost you.."

pressing your lips their forehead, as they break apart in your arms, clinging onto you. eyes full of pain, tears and rare vulnerability that bares open their entire being to you

^ caressing their face, unable to know what to say or do but whispering, "Let me hold you through this all. It's okay to cry, my love.." and they completely shatter.

Them curling up into ur chest, needing comfort, security and strength

"I'm so sorry--" "No, no, no. You did ur best, my soul, i---i am the one sorry."

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

This is my discomfort character I want to see them in unimaginable pain

funniest thing about percy jackson and will solace is that they’re actively suicidal but they’re so chill it’s easy to forget. so you get gems like:

will: worst part about trying to kill yourself is that if you fail you just have to go to work the next morning.

percy: oh gods. real. like heaven forbid you get time to try again or anything it’s all nooooo you gotta go save the world or some shit. fucksake.

will: RIGHT

literally anyone else: Hey What The Fuck