When I First Watched Puppet History, A Show Where Shane Madej Sat Behind A Curtain Hurling Thinly Veiled

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

the professor really looked at the most beautiful sea of stars not yet diminished by light pollution, probably one of the most beautiful things a person (or puppet) can see, and went: ❤️beef boy❤️

Tom Riddle in an AU where he is the Minister of Magic literally:

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

Tma - season 1

OH MY GOD!! MARTIN!!!! The others probably think he’s gonna murder jon, oh my god that’s great. The past team sees how Jon has mellowed out and now find out martin is unhinged with a knife

Future!Martin Knife Blackwood is gonna have to deal with the past!archival crew assuming that he's a serial killer first before he can get them to divulge any information on the whereabouts of Future!Jon

imagine getting this AI robot best friend, and then she has you lying to the cops about a murder that she most likely committed, but having to beat the shit out of her because she tried to murder your aunt

Miles Morales really represented every fanfic writer by saying “Nah Fuck Canon”

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