The Paladin♥️, The Bard♣️, The Cleric♦️, And The Ranger♠️

Ella Enchanted was ahead of its time while also being perfectly within its time i adore it and im so happy to be rewatching it

OH MY GOD!! MARTIN!!!! The others probably think he’s gonna murder jon, oh my god that’s great. The past team sees how Jon has mellowed out and now find out martin is unhinged with a knife

Future!Martin Knife Blackwood is gonna have to deal with the past!archival crew assuming that he's a serial killer first before he can get them to divulge any information on the whereabouts of Future!Jon

the archivist before his morning statement

I'll add the Mama's boy Steve Harrington content to the fandom myself one post at a time if I have to, here we go

(disclaimer, I know it's not canon. I know he has bad parents. I know you may not agree. Drink my fresh squeezed delusion lemonade and let's get to business)

- That boy put his mama as his reference for Family video with no lack of confidence and saw nothing strange about it when questioned (Canon)

- she absolutely put curlers in his hair when he was younger and when he got bigger he put them in hers. They bitch about their neighbors together in house frocks and curlers on Sundays

- he 100% modeled his bitchy kingy persona after her when she talks to his dad's secretary/ his dad/ the neighbors they gossip about

- he loves to gossip with Robin, Max, Dustin, Argyle and eventually corroded coffin guys, but doesn't really get that he's gossiping, he's "just talking about people, it's normal". He's "just talking about people" with Erica one time, one hand holding a mug, the other popped on one hip when someone (Mike) calls them both gossips and he gets really "its not gossiping, were just talking, duuh, dumbass" complete with an eye roll and waving the mug around, about it, just like his mom does

- he realizes it's gossiping like a minute later

- but also realizes he can't be bothered to be bothered ya know, cest la vie

- his mom also taught him that

- his mom notices Steve needs glasses and makes him get a prescription "either you go by yourself like an adult, with your pride, or I take you there by the hand and be very loud in the waiting room about how MY LITTLE BOY WOULD LIKE TO GET HIS EYES CHECKED TODAY BY MISTER DOCTOR, PLEASE. TELL THE DOCTOR WHAT'S WRONG STEVIE, DON'T BE SHY". Steve goes by himself and makes her wait in the car.

- she gets him multiple frames that match the colors of shirts he wears the most

- their favorite cocktail (Steve is absolutely a cocktail man, don't argue with me here) is amaretto sour

- she actually got that one from him, not the other way around

- she eventually finds his nail bat and confronts him about it by dangling the bat in one hand, the other on her hip leaning on his bedroom doorway like "Steve, sweetie, I know we don't like your father, but this seems a little excessive and too messy to cover up afterwards, don't you think"

- Steve has to stammer that he's bat-sitting for Dustin's... Art... Project. Yes, mom, that is a weird art project, I don't know what to tell you, they get weird kids in school these days.

- she doesn't buy it but accepts the answer and Dustin ends up telling her about it after UD is revealed, anyway

- not that Steve wouldn't have told her eventually, he just forgot that detail among telling her everything else

- Dustin walked pass them when Steve was filling her in on the lore and just dropped the bomb of "you should see his nail bat, Ms Harrington, he killed a dog with that thing"

"STEVE." "IT WASN'T A REAL DOG, MOM, DUSTIN I SWEAR TO GOD. "

みしづか

finally, i can sleep so i can attend my class,

to boop or not to boop tis the question, i will continue on my journey of boops tmr 🫡

The thoughts are no longer ironic

Steve as a Roman military leader and Eddie as a cowboy but the twist is they’re tiny, in a museum, and only come alive at night and they constantly mess with the new night guard Argyle who clearly has a thing for museum worker Jonathan.

Also it’s enemies to friends to lovers.

Im not sure whats up with the boop o meter, its my first time seeing it, all i know is im sending boops and an orv artist i really admire sent me a super boop back and i might cry a little

The most hardcore thing that Harry James Potter ever did was not, contrary to popular belief, the “there’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor” incident, but instead was either the time that he

a) laid into one of the people he respected most in the world (and the only authority figure in his life offering him help in one of the most desperate situations he’d ever been in) for leaving his pregnant wife, going “man, you’re inhibited by your own self-loathing and fear? That’s rough. That really sucks. But you know what trumps that? RESPONSIBILITY. You brought a child into the world. You’re a father now. You’re scared? Walk it off. Walk it off AAAAAALLLL THE WAY BACK HOME. And say hi to Tonks for me.”

or

b) he willingly let himself be murdered, came back from the dead, walked back onto the battlefield, stared his own killer dead in the eyes completely unimpressed and called him “Tom”