My Coworker Said He Was Having A Bad Day And I Said 'it Can't Be That Bad You Haven't Started Howling

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

were we just kids, just starting out

listen st4 ROBBED us of so so so much, but really I think the the biggest travesty is the fact that we never got platonic Harringham. Like, of course, platonic Stobin is so perfect in every way- i worship it really- and i don’t mean to minimize that AT ALL but like.

Steve and Chrissy absolutely LOSING THEIR SHIT at a football game.

Steve and Chrissy having a crush on the same baseball player and arguing over which pants his ass looks better in.

Steve and Chrissy giving each other the same ??? look when Robin or Eddie say something nerdy.

Steve and Chrissy going to the gym together and losing track of whose basketball shorts are whose.

Steve and Chrissy bonding over the fact that their mothers hate them.

Steve teaching Chrissy to cook and slowly helping her get over her eating disorder.

Steve and Chrissy sharing tips for sore muscles and collapsing on the couch together with bags of frozen peas and corn after going a little too hard.

Steve and Chrissy going for runs at dawn together and getting back long before Robin or Eddie would ever dream of being awake.

Steve and Chrissy throwing the biggest super bowl party ever and screaming and grabbing each other’s arms every time there’s a touchdown.

Steve, who’s been having migraines since his first concussion, helping Chrissy out, who’s started getting headaches since Vecna fucked with her head.

Chrissy offering to drive Lucas to and from basketball because she’s going to the school for cheer anyway, and it’s one less thing he has to worry about.

Steve and Chrissy sitting in on a DnD game, getting bored a few hours in and going out to the driveway to play Horse (Chrissy has never won- she wants the challenge so she never lets Steve go easy on her and he respects her enough not to)

Steve and Chrissy side-eyeing each other when someone has the AUDACITY to say they like the Colts, knowing full well that they’re going to have to dish on the person the second they get in the car (They know the Colts are Indiana’s team. The Steelers are just… better.)

Steve protecting Chrissy from creepy ex-boyfriends who just want to take advantage of her, and Chrissy protecting Steve from creepy ex-girlfriends who just want to take advantage of him.

Chrissy convincing Steve to get back into swim, and him agreeing as long as she gets back into dance.

Chrissy wearing her whole cheer uniform to his meets and sitting on the edge of the bleachers every time he’s in the pool, palms sweating as he flies through the water- Robin and Eddie went to go get McDonald’s an hour ago- eyes darting from his silhouette to the clock and back again, muttering under her breathe, “Come on, Steve, come on!”

Chrissy screaming when he wins, running to the edge of the pool to grab him, even though he’s soaking wet and she spent so long on her hair and “Holy shit, you did amazing!”

Steve making his own sort of cheer uniform to wear to her competitions, always driving her to them so he can hype her up in the car on the way. Calling “You’re a god, you can crush ‘em with your thighs!” as they split up so she can go to the dressing rooms backstage.

Steve leaping to his feet in the audience to clap the second she’s finished, whether it’s a team dance or a solo, or a duo-She’s the only one worth watching- whistling and cheering for her so loud, it would be a phenomenon if she didn’t hear him.

idk

just let Steve have another bisexual jock bestie who won’t make fun of his interests. Who knows how much he wants this, who knows how hard it is.

idk.

Fun fact, "Tell me you fool if I continue to regress will I ever get to meet you again?" isn't exactly mistranslated the way y'all think.

Yes, "Tell me you fool" doesnt exist in the korean text however Yoo Joonghyuk does use his signature "you fool" petname in this line, and however else it was tled, it would've flown poorly in english.

However theres one other word that doesn't exist in the korean and that is "again."

AND ALSO

The line is actually tied to Yoo Joonghyuk's previous line to Kim Dokja: "I heard that the scenarios exist not just for the Incarnations, but for the Constellations, as well. Maybe, it was the same for you."

So the final line could easily be just

"I heard that the scenarios exist not just for the Incarnations, but for the Constellations, as well. So, tell me you fool, if I continue to regress will I ever get to meet you?"

0th Yoo Joonghyuk is using regression as a means to remain in the scenarios because that's the only hope he has to meet 51% Kim Dokja at the end of his long and arduous journey.

All my mind went to when he started texting mid-fight

I just had a realization, so the oldest dream needs to exist because stories need to be read to exist and the oldest dream reads all stories so nothing would exist without Kim Dokja on that train, so if Kimcom gets him back then nothing would exist. Except it doesn't need to be Kim Dokja as the oldest dream all there really needs to be is people reading all the different stories and there are people reading Kimcom's story, it's all of us reading orv. The only problem with that is that there's no one to read the other stories for everything else to exist. Wich leads me to the conclusion that Kimcom sacrificed Every Single Universe And Worldline In Existence for Kim Dokja

going to the book store and not paying attention to the total price of your books is criminal actually

MAG 3: Across the Street

Can we watch Looney Tunes now?