Many Such Cases

i don't think people understand how hard it is not to ship tomarry / harrymort because what do you mean they're borderline canonically soulmates. what do you mean they're PROPHESIED to each other. what do you mean they're literal parallels, had the same childhood circumstances but turned out the exact opposite. what do you mean harry's the embodiment of the light side and tom's the embodiment of the dark even though they're so, so similar. what do you mean they both have common names even though they themselves are anything but common. what do you mean they have uncountable amount of bible references that apply strictly to them, what do you mean harry makes sure to mention tom's the handsomest in the room whenever he sees him and apparently likes their connection. what do you mean their wands share the core of the same phoenix and therefore literally can't kill each other even if they wanted to. what do you mean harry wanted to give him another chance despite everything he's done, what do you mean tom offered him his hand, what do you mean harry killed tom at the same age except the order of the numbers is reversed. what do you mean harry's eyes are the same colour as tom's favourite unforgivable (avada) AND the colour of his house, what do you mean TOM'S eyes are the colour of harry's favourite defence spell (expelliarmus) and the colour of his house. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE EACH OTHER'S OTHER HALF. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HARRY IS LITERALLY TOM'S SOUL??? 😭

NOT TO MENTION THESE THINGS AREN'T EVEN FANON LIKE...? lmk if i missed something though.

I just had a realization, so the oldest dream needs to exist because stories need to be read to exist and the oldest dream reads all stories so nothing would exist without Kim Dokja on that train, so if Kimcom gets him back then nothing would exist. Except it doesn't need to be Kim Dokja as the oldest dream all there really needs to be is people reading all the different stories and there are people reading Kimcom's story, it's all of us reading orv. The only problem with that is that there's no one to read the other stories for everything else to exist. Wich leads me to the conclusion that Kimcom sacrificed Every Single Universe And Worldline In Existence for Kim Dokja

Homophobia? no you misheard me. Home of Phobias. The Magnus Institute

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

When you start opening up to people

Truly the funniest thing about puppet history is that it’s still educational. I DID learn what defenestration is! I learned all about Bessie Coleman and Victorian medicine and the Trung sisters! I also watched a grown man passionately fist fight a puppet being worn by his friend. It’s about balance.

Steve as a Roman military leader and Eddie as a cowboy but the twist is they’re tiny, in a museum, and only come alive at night and they constantly mess with the new night guard Argyle who clearly has a thing for museum worker Jonathan.

Also it’s enemies to friends to lovers.

a mother’s love

I kinda cooked with this on IG so it’s coming here too

new year new jonarchivist design !!

this took me about an hour dont be mean to my shitty lineart please ;.<