Why 🤷‍♀️ Should Caesar🥗 Get To Stomp👢👢 Around Like A Giant🚶‍♂️ While The Rest

why 🤷‍♀️ should Caesar🥗 get to stomp👢👢 around like a giant🚶‍♂️ while the rest of us👩👴👵🧕🧔 try not to get smuched 💥under his big feet?👣 whats so great about Caesar🥗 hmm? Brutus 💅 is just as cute 💋as Caesar.🥗 okay? Brutus💅 is just as smart🧠 as Caesar.🥗 People🧔🧕👩👵 totally like 👍👍Brutus💅 just as much as they like 👍👍Caesar.🥗 and when did it become okay✔✔ for one ☝️person 👤to become the boss 🤴of everybody👥👥 huh?🤷‍♀️ because 💯that's💯 not 🙅‍♀️what Rome🏛 is about, we should totally💯💯 just stab🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 Caesar!!!🥗🥗🥗🥗

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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imreallyonthishellsite

4 months ago

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

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imreallyonthishellsite

8 months ago

The theme is neurodivergent anime main characters that would cause hell together

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one piece luffy dungeon meshi Dr stone ishigami senku the apothecary diaries maomao laois touden Fics writers plssss!!!! Write them together now!!!

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imreallyonthishellsite

3 months ago

Percy when Hazel:

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imreallyonthishellsite

1 year ago

Happy Eclipse Day!

etsy l patreon

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the owl house not my art eclipse

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imreallyonthishellsite

11 months ago

🌊

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PRETTY nature☁️ I need to be in the sea 🌊

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imreallyonthishellsite

6 months ago

For Scum Villain fandom specifically I have to say that the deciding factor in whether I adopt a headcanon or not is whether I think it's funny.

Do I think Shen Yuan was ill in his first life? Yes, because I think it's extremely funny if he was ill in his first life, got a brand new life with superpowers (cultivation) and boosted health, and then immediately got slapped with another fucking chronic illness (Without-A-Cure.) I think that is the funniest sequence of events and thus the correct one.

Do I think that Shen Yuan was on the very low end of his twenties, barely college-age, when he transmigrated? Yes, because I think it's hilarious if the rest of the Peak Lords have unknowingly been "shixiong"ing a fuckin sophmore

And lastly, do I think that Shen Jiu never went to the brothels for sex and ultimately died a virgin? Yes, because that sets the stage for SY!SQQ to later trip over some kind of virginity-detecting critter or plant (you KNOW the PIDW setting has to have these somewhere, c'mon), not even knowing that it's something he has to think about avoiding, and whoops getting outed as a virgin in front of the entire cultivation world, and that would be hilarious

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