Percy Jackson Should Be/should've Been A Black Girl.I've Had This Opinion Since I Was TLT Age And I'm

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Slight spoilers for twf 4 if you haven't watched yet

I need the next walten files episode because...

1. Why doesn't the facial recognition work as it should on Sohpie

2. Who tf is "Bon" and why the hell is he like that???

3. Where is my man Jack at

3.5. If "Bon" is Jack (which i doubt after all that holy shit) what happened to him

also on the topic of misappropriated AA(V)E I wonder how whitepeople on this site would react if we en masse started reblogging their obvious blaccent humor posts and just straight up tagged them as antiblackness and nothing else. imagine the mass panic attacks. nationwide shortage of paper bags.

Lazy Modern Atla Au meme

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

“I’m a big girl who doesn’t need a night light” sobbing someone get this girl a nightlight.

i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

Percy:*Hates men,complains about having to conform to traditional male things to fit in but dosen't do them anyway,worships women,is enchanted by femininity and girlhood,scared of becoming just like Poseidon but is more like Sally and even acts motherly to Nico according to the narrative,Nico said he got over Percy after realizing Percy isn't an ideallic man like he thought and Piper says Percy is 'unimpressive' compared to Jason's own actual ideallic but positive manhood,goes on a quest to prove herself as unlike ancient greek men to The Hunters of Artemis aka archaic greek lesbians team to protect young girls who'd been abused by men and their leader states it's true,does the same thing again but with The Amazons later on,Circe tries to lure her in by masculinizing her apperance with her magic over her insecurities and in the very next book Aphrodite an actual beauty goddess tells Percy to achive true beauty she needs to stop trying to be something she's not,2000s punk who'd rather be in the subculture than an aesthetic poser but still wants the aesthetic in addition,audhd and amab with trouble making friends and gets profield in the mortal world based on her looks,literally the spawn of a god of the sea*

Pjo fandom:Percy Jackson,our manly man dude bro just some guy healthy masculinity icon.Piper you stupid bitch how DARE you imply Percy isn't the most machoest macho boy to ever boy,you should be a REAL girl and less butch before we start getting even more scared.Why won't any guys or girls go out with me,i'm literally bisexual

Wei Wuxian should be able to get drunk for once. I think he'd either be singing bawdy drinking songs on the roof of the Jingshi or he'd be getting irrevocably lost no matter where he is. He's found in the bushes behind the mountains like a cryptid, and then he's like "I can't believe you all got lost" (extremely slurred) as if he didn't get embarrassed by something Lan Wangji had said and just somehow disappeared when everyone looked back at him

oh ABSOLUTELY im walking with u and nodding and agreeing, i can see him becoming an absolute menace to keep track of at his drunkest.

anyway heres wonderwall The Gang (Wangxian & their fave group of ducklings) in a city known for its STRONG wine and wuxian being like well. ur all grown now, youre technically not juniors anymore. we have to see whos lasting the longest against this stuff!, smash cut to a suspiciously wei ying-less group of the worlds drunkest cultivators being wrangled through the woods by designated driver hanguang-jun, with at least 2 of them clinging to his robes at all times.